>tfw fell for the Conservative Christian wife meme
>got married in college cause didn't believe in premarital sex
>get laid once a month, twice if it's my birthday
>always missionary with lights off
>never got to try oral or butt stuff
>slave away raising 3 shitbrick kids (all boys)
Could have spent my 20s having raunchy sex with liberal arts skanks to help them "find themselves"
Anyone else /wrongpath/ here?
You are probably bad in bed
Be the man and hit her you fucking leaf. She won't actually stand up to you, you really think she wants to get a divorce?
wait a sec
>never got to try oral
you're fucking married and you've never had a blow job?
Fucking syrup niggers man
see you in a month
>Im 17
wooooooooops
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>3 boys.
THE BLOODLINE CONTINUES
Well, user I...
>leaf
nevermind
U kno wat I just did?
You have to go back
> tfw no winnipeg Sup Forums bf
Do you say the Lord's Prayer before sex too?
At least you've had a woman care enough about to get close to you and touch you, let alone have sex with you.
Fuck you. Count your fucking blessings, you filthy leaf.
Nope must suck to be you. Teach your boys to not be a cuck like their father
You're obviously not a real Christian man if you're complaining on a mongolian basket weaving forum about how your wife won't fuck you. It's literally in the Bible that your spouse should fuck you as much as you want. Not even kidding
>he's such a newfag he doesn't know that you aren't supposed to reveal your low power level
there's probably a 9 year old autist reading this right now who knows better than you
cum
Holy fuck OP, you have no choice but suicide
>all of these replies falling for this shit
MODS MODS MODS
>slave away raising 3 shitbrick kids (all boys)
That's great. Daughters are worthless.
CYA CHILD
Those liberal arts skanks are still trying to find themselves. Get /fit and go smash
She most likely has hormone issues. After three kids it is as though Gary Busey ripped out her entire endocrine system. Have her go get looked at.
>ving r
Flag says Canadian, so you are as bad or worse than a jew, and nothing you
say has credibility- however your shitting on marriage and encouraging
hedonism so I'll weigh in.
>got married in college cause didn't believe in premarital sex
This is a good thing, that you are trying to distort into something terrible. Morality,
purity are benefits of a healthy relationship.
>get laid once a month, twice if it's my birthday
Your level of poor communication and action determined this. You are probably one
of those do nothing husbands who sit in a recliner and watch sports while drinking
yourself into obesity. Take your family on adventures, treat your wife romantically.
Surprise her, do things to catch her off guard. Make her feel loved, while going places
and having fun that you both enjoy) but your just to lazy in your computer chair.
>always missionary with lights off
You created this. You can also spice things up.
>never got to try oral or butt stuff
You are complaining because you lack ambition, sexual adventure, and are timid.
As for putting it in her ass, fucking degenerate. blow out her asshole and you can
help her by putting diapers on her. GJ falling for jew anal to spread disease.
>slave away raising 3 shitbrick kids (all boys)
Falling for the Feminist over valuing of Women are we? Played a little to much
The last of us? Men are all rapist abusers huh? Little boys who carry on your facial features,
your genetics-little boys who will grow up to men and carry on your morality, your legacy
mean nothing to you huh? If you think your children are bad you need fucking therapy.
>Could have spent my 20s having raunchy sex with liberal arts skanks
You need to get your head out of your ass and be a proper father. Not a fucking degenerate
Nigger with poor moral. If your acting this way on the computer you are probally visibly a loser
in real life. Shape up, grab life by the balls and be a proper husband and father. Not a
hedonist loser.
I married my wife when she was 16 and since then she hasn't been not pregnant for more than a month at a time. But she's not a christcuck bitch, she knows women are made to be owned by men. Shit's great.
>get laid once a month, twice if it's my birthday
What the fuck? Are you a man or a little bitch? When I want to fuck my bitch I just grab her and fuck her because I'm a man.
I found a redpilled blonde blue eyes girl that I've known now for 7 years. She's still a virgin and I know everything about her - we live too far away right now so we aren't in a relationship.
Point being, I got drunk with her over Skype the other day and we talked about sex. She usually avoids the topic but I was drunk and she was too, so I gave no fucks. I asked her if she would ever blow me or if she was too porud, she said there is no way she'd ever do that. I asked her if she thinks missionary with blanket over body and lights out is all we would ever do and she asked me if that was a problem and what's wrong with that.
Now, of course, I want a red pilled girlfriend that has aryan genes. But fucking hell, I won't live my life like that. I haven't talked much to her since that - fuck it. If I put minimum effort into this shit I could marry her, but I want to have good sex.
Pic releated is her.
Nicely said, user.
Daughters are great. You can fuck daughters.
honestly banging sluts bring me no joy
>married in college
that's your first mistake
>commie porn-addicted sodomites
>on my Sup Forums
GTFO ERERRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE
wtf faggot.
>Could have spent my 20s having raunchy sex with liberal arts skanks to help them "find themselves"
For what benefit?
99% chance she's getting her satisfaction from Tyrone. No woman has that low of a sex drive unless they have some kind of mental issue with sex.
>I found my ideal girl but she isn't a nympho skank what gives?
you should kill yourself
you can't have the best of both worlds idiot. if a girl loves sex she'll have lots of it (with different guys), if she doesn't love it she ends up like your girl
Thanks.
No you can't, unless you're not normal and attracted to your own children. That would also mean you don't care for them and you're not a real father.
Yeah, no, thank you. Marriage without sex is shit. Stop being a homo.
>Could have spent my 20s having raunchy sex with liberal arts skanks to help them "find themselves"
Thats how you get herpes
t. guy that did that and got herpes
op btfo
nothing is stopping you from fucking all manner of prostitutes, whores, bar skanks and sluts op
women wre actually even hornier wnd enjoy sex more after giving birth so your wife is #rektingyou
>i want a woman who isn't a whore!
>i want a whore!
You are woman-tier, OP.
90% of the world has the herp
let her know YOUR NEEDS...stop been a nu male
its "i want a woman who is a whore only for me"
get it right niqqa
>from Tyrone
why bring up niggers specifically? don't project your fetishes onto others you filthy cuck
okay, let me know when you find your unicorn oxymoron girl
>your terrible
banging an abbo slut?
hahahahahahahahaahahaahahahahahahaah
oh man
hahahahaahahahahaahahaha
ya but seriously if you're dumb enough to fall for it then tough shit hahahahahahahahaha
who would marry an abo
not even abos marry abos
>Could have spent my 20s having raunchy sex with liberal arts skanks to help them "find themselves"
Then
>get accused of rape
>get kicked out of college or go to jail, your face gets plastered all over media and you might go to jail. Will always have the "rape" on your record whether you did it or not..
Then you wish you should have had the christian wife meme and getting laid once of month would have been a better deal.
JUST
its not rape if you are >= 8/10
when will manlets learn
>never got to try oral or butt stuff
That shit is..
WAIT
>1 post by this ID
Fuck dammit
bruh, of course she'd never say that she'd do those things, but fuck her right and she'll do anything you want her too, especially if you wife her up. You have to work up to those sorts of things with a woman like that.
stop cleverly rubbing your oppressive non-virgin privilege in our faces, leaf
You think so? She seems to have some complex about sex, she's always been like this. I literally can't even get close to discussing things about this (and I have never managed to up until that point in the past 7 years). I've always guessed she is a mega roastie or has weird tits or whatever because having complexes like that is not normal. I'm not new to 'the game' and I'm usally right about my gut feeling.
My main problem is marrying her and then being right and never getting any. I'd rather not risk it?
am i doing it rite
Hans or Ahmed knows whatsup
Just fuck her properly and you will turn her into what ever you need. Once she reaches orgasm with you she will be cock hungry whore. Its simple as that. She is horny as well she just keeping it deep for herself in order to be waifu matherial.
Hey man, you know her better than I do. Trust your gut definitely, if your gut feeling is that something isn't right, then you're probably right. I certainly always trust my gut instincts in situations like that.
My advice does apply as a general principle though. I'm sure more conservative women would be ashamed to discuss sexual things verbally. Although, in those cases you could tell she's intrigued if she blushes, so to speak. A woman who is just flat out not interested, that does speak to a deeper seated complex.
take some fucking control. Start working out hard and become a man, take your women and make her happy. As a man you chose sex.
Serb bro knows
She's not conservative per se though. SHe's one of those edgy atheists and hates all religions, up until now )I redpilled her a bit at least) she even wanted Hillary to win. If her motive was religion or conservatism I'd say yeah, but she's liberal af apart from being red pilled (on muslims and german politics at least).
Yeah, she seems flat out not interested about sex. To the point of me literally calling her asexual these days. She says she's not but well, what else would that be.
premise 1)
all healthy women have a sex driver greater than or equal to men
it goes to follow that
premise 2)
she is just not that into you
or
premise 3)
this woman are sick
I have absolutely zero doubt in my mind that you are a Jew.
Nah, I'm the only guy she has, she's always trying to get me to talk to her more and complains when I don't make time for her and whatnot. She's literally begging for me to visit her whenever she has vacation.
She's sick, I guess. Well, we'll all make it in the end.
It sounds like she's soft and scared of sex
That doesn't mean she won't enjoy it but she's uncomfortable about the topic especially when it comes to things she might think are too hardcore for her(like blowjobs)
amen
oh honey
you wouldnt know if there was a few other guys
unless she has something like cancer or is on meds for depression it would be pragmatic to assume there is more to this than you know
become a liberal or you're effectively sterile
sux 4 u. I married a virgin conservative christian woman and she want sex twice a day.
This. At least be happy about 3 sons, most of us wont come close to that
Came here to post pretty much this.
No, she's weird like that. She tells me literally everything - she has no one else. This doesn't mean she couldn't have anyone else, she just likes me that much. She does have a lot of loyalty.
There's this unspoken thing between the two of us that's basically "We can't be together because it'd be silly considering we're so far from each other but if we were, we'd be together". We both know that.
I wish I had your life tbqh.
I married a mixed (white/mexican) girl that wants sex at least 3 times a day. On top of the fact that I get blowjobs whenever I want. She also hates other mexicans and mudslimes.
Sounds like you're bad in bed or your wife feels uncomfortable with you.
t. married a conservative Christian wife and has plenty of sex in different ways
I wonder who could be posting
THEY ARE ALL FAGGOTS.
>wife
>3 kids
>all boys
Shit man, that's pretty good
Who cares about the sex
This desu.
sounds great bro, you get to have a wife and kids, you just sound like a boring person.
It's only 30-60% amongst whites; I wonder why?
The older you are, the more likely you are to have it.
This.
Once they get the cocaine orgasmo toe clenching rush they can't help but be excited about trying new things with you.
>>slave away raising 3 shitbrick kids (all boys)
Sounds good, not worth trading for hookers m8