ITT: Spongebob jokes you didn't get as a kid but get now

>Where's SpongeBob?
>He's in the house. He's impressed.
>With what?
>I don't know, but it must have been pretty good to make him cry like that.

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>I don't know why, but I think I'll kick SpongeBob's butt tomorrow.

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I still don't get it.

>Toulouse-Lautrec

He is ashamed of fapping to porn?

Patrick is dumb so he says impressed instead of depressed.

The joke was that Spongebob insulted women or something right? While training Gary? The sequence of events didn't really connect in my head until recently.

Yeah. Sexism wasn't really a concept to 10 year old me

>it's a double entendre

A literal brainlet

The idea of a feminine hivemind is sexist.

It took watching it after 15 years of dirtying my mind to finally see it.

>And if I'm not, let be struck by...
>*lightning strikes*
>...A flying ice cream truck
>*ice cream truck jingle and sound of falling and dramatic music*
>AND LIVE

What's didn't you get about that? It seems pretty straightforward

>"I'm going back to buy more bags!"

I always thought he said "my work bags" instead of "buy more bags".

he's impressed with the quality of the prank. it foreshadows the ending

I really don't think there is that much to think about; Spongebob said women were weak, and it was perfectly on character for Sandy to want to kick his ass, given that she is a she and he is kind of wimp most of the time.
No need to make a battle of the sexes out of it.

I dunno. I think I didn't take the time to actually think about the jokes until I was older. I was just sorta taking them in without putting much thought into them because I was a dumb kid.

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is she talking about his pubes?

>Patrick, your genius is showing
>Where!?
How did they get away with this?

He does.

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Same. Looking back a lot of the jokes in Spongebob mixed clever wordplay with slapstick, so even if I didn't really get the dialog, the physical comedy made up for it

Honestly that joke was so obscure I'm suprised they left it in. Fucking hilarious though when I figured out what it meant a decade later

youtube.com/watch?v=n86gOQhrGtA

>Heard a rumor that Sandy was originally intended to be SpongeBob's romantic interest in future episodes but was scrapped at some point
>Looking at snippets of earlier episodes and seeing signs that this is true
That might have been nice.

>this episode aired 9 years ago
wew lad

I don't get it.

A well known one but what the hell
>Look Gary, doubloons!
>Don't drop them

While we're on the topic
>I know, let's get naked
>No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate.

Is this the only good joke in modern Spongebob?

It's mostly about the amount layers to the joke and how quick it goes.

I didn’t understand this episode at all as a kid because I didn’t know what the word “errands” meant

From Band Geeks

>I hope the audience brings lots of I'MYOURGIRLFRIEND

Wasn't until years later that I learned that the generic name for headache medicine is ibuprofen

Still don't understand that even today.

same

true wisdom...

Do you mean she “puts on airs?”

The artist's name was:
Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec
Toulouse-Lautrec
Too-louse-Lautrec

they went to the south.

There was on old Nick magazine article about spongebob's advice on what to do when you have a secret crush that insinuated that he likes Sandy. Does anybody have it?

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I miss the old pseudo-intellectual Patrick that was dumb as bricks but seemed smart enough that it made sense why somebody like spongebob would listen to his terrible advice. He didn't say this way for nearly long enough

This, so much

Is there a clip of this? I have a hard time believing its real.

It's not
youtu.be/RfFWXN59Yl4

For some reason I kept thinking he said "he's depressed."

Canon is even more suggestive, both of them have seen Spongebob naked and know he doesn't have a dick. Mr. Krabs showed his naked body off for a profit, even.

The writers know that a lot of this is going on with the kids anyway, so they don’t worry about slipping in a few that are practically guaranteed to go over their heads, if kept to a minimum.

>come into thread expecting adult or mature jokes people didn't pick up on when they were young
>get not being able to understand what basic words mean and general autism instead
hey, it's par for the course for Sup Forums

My artist mother had to explain it

Spongebob was pretty much made for autistic children

I can see why it might interest some people, but I prefer what we got. The token female serving as the male protagonist’s love interest is really old and too common, it’s nice to see them just be casual platonic friends and nothing more for once. Also the romantic gestures from the earlier episodes became unintentionally more interesting in the direction they decided to go with. When Spongebob isn’t romantically pursuing Sandy but still brings her flowers every time he visits her house, that just instead ends up seeming like an especiall really polite and sweet thing of him to do, and I wish we saw more of that once in a while because it’s nice.

(you)

i really dont know what i was expecting from Sup Forums at this point.
is really 2018 already? jesus.

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Already said before in this thread but that's just an edit.
youtube.com/watch?v=SA7SGd5-jhk

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Someone posted a clip but it cut off too early

based

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Looking through this thread and realizing the sheer number of jokes that Spongebob had that went over my head, it makes me wonder if the producers of these shows weren't overly concerned with profit. I mean, they could have been saying anything and I probably still would have laughed. Maybe someone realized that and that's what got us Johnny Test

Wonder if this furfag realized that.

I've always thought these jokes still work because kids laugh at fucking everything. When you're a kid, just the ability to realize its a joke is enough. With stuff like parodies of specific works or genres, you can still tell they're making fun of the way something is usually done. With shows like spongebob the absurdity of it also providing a sort of double punch line. A lot of comedy is in the rhythm of it, which is again something nearly everyone can appreciate if done properly regardless of the content.

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>Mad World begins to play

Even as a kid I knew the concept of tiring routine, jobs suck, and I was verging on understanding what depression was, but I more or less saw it as bored at the time..

>Spongebob isn’t romantically pursuing Sandy but still brings her flowers every time he visits her house, that just instead ends up seeming like an especiall really polite and sweet thing of him to do, and I wish we saw more of that once in a while because it’s nice.
This, it's part of why I liked Wander over Yonder, Sylvia and Wander casually said they loved each other but it wasn't in a romantic way, that was great.

I always thought he was saying "onions" and that really confused me.

These are jokes for adults, not jokes about sex for 12-years-olds.

kek
couldnt you just figure it out from context

Congrats on not getting the joke of this thread a hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe idiot we're laughing at you not with you heheheheheheheheheeeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ffeeee *passes out from lack of oxygen* heeeee.......

Women are weaker though. Sandy is just an exception.