>Boris Johnson says UK is seeking MAXIMUM economic freedom from EU
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>Theresa May launches excoriating attack on Deloitte for 'touting for business' with leaked Brexit memo as Boris Johnson hints UK will leave customs union
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>Britain probably leaving EU customs union, says Boris Johnson
theguardian.com
>Google commits to £1bn UK investment plan
bbc.co.uk
>Downing Street dismisses Brexit 'divisions' memo
bbc.co.uk
>express.co.uk
telegraph.co.uk
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>ywn taste a femanon's bagina
ANIME IS FOR NONCES
their shook
FIRST FOR JARVIS
North Yorkshire masterrace reporting in.
Nth for based NPI
Continuing from previous thread. How's I do, lads?
Bristol reporting in from germany
You gonna do Wales lad?
Just get some smoked salmon and shove down the back of your pants for 5 minutes
Alternatively, fry it in piss
Essence de Femanon
>we will never get to shit on the yanks for electing hillary
why even live?
I'll be honest, lads. I really want to do lewd stuff with other guys, I'm kinda attracted to girls as well, but I'm more into guys, but I daren't act on these urges because I don't want my family to think less of me because I'm gay.
>Britain probably leaving EU customs union, says Boris Johnson
Could we possibly be any more perfidious? Brexit feels absolutely fucking amazing. This must be how jews feel all the time.
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Try hiring a prozzie
If there's a template, lad. Quite familiar with it so I reckon I could do it justice
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gf just told me Sup Forums is misogynistic, what do you say, lads?
>letting your family know about your sexual activity
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I say she's not making enough sandwiches and sucking enough dick tbqfh with you my learned lad
We pushed the first domino, you guys are just posers.
WE will be out of the EU forever
YOU will have trump for a maximum of 8 years
Tell her she's right, the majority of men on here have an abhorrent view of women.
That being said, death to slags.
Read the Bible and concentrate on things that aren't being gay until you're too old to be pretty.
They'll find out eventually if I start bringing lads home.
Rimmer?
Tell her she's being racist
>caring what your gf thinks
Tell her to go chew a brick lad
Dont do it,
Amazing phrase
Yorkshire master race reporting in.
Why does everyone hate the north west?
> South Yorkshire = Worst Yorkshire
Ask her does she personally go on it?
If she doesnt tell her to fuck off and check it out herself if shes so sure.
Threadly reminder Nigel Farage is just another cuckservative traitor in sheep's clothing
>Yorkshire = Yorkshire
Come on, lads. You're all a little bit gay too, admit.
You've thought about rubbing your cock against another guy's cock.
wasteman's lament
We get it you like Russell Brand
Scousers are sometimes a bit too scratty/dumb/annoying, ruins your reputation all-round
Do what you want mate. it's none of your families business, you fucking nonce x
>tfw the US elections determined whether brexit actually happens or not
VASSAL STATE
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Here you go, Lad.
>tfw virgin
>tfw so lonely being bisexual doesn't seem that bad
>There's no firing ranges
Wrong.
>telly and radio are absolute dog shite compared to the states
Can't speak about radio, but American telly is just adverts with short bursts of actual telly.
Scousers, mate. Sorry.
Thomas the Tank is based though
>not Liverpool Socialist Singers
youtube.com
FAT CAT
The indefensible
FAT CAT
The reprehensible
Leader of the Tory regime
He's just like a cat with the cream
FAT CAT
You know you want to just
Run him out of town
He's unfair,
He don't care,
He's a millionaire
He's a Tory prat
FAT CAT
FAT CAT
The indefensible
FAT CAT
The reprehensible
Banking bailout scandalous scheme
Treats him like the cat with the cream
FAT CAT
You know you want to just
Tax him 'til he squeals
He's a cad
He's a toff
It's the biggest rip-off
He's a bonus brat
FAT CAT.
make durham GOAT again
Blokes are grim m8. We smell, we're hairy and big
Don't get it.
Very accurate coming from a welsh man.
I'm lonely as hell and still not gone gay. You guys are just fags.
Tell her our view is legitimate
>We smell
Speak for yourself, then maybe try a shower.
Hey guys I'm moving to the UK in January
Will it be fun?
>Winterfylleth
Based. Anglo saxon folkish atmospheric black metal is best metal.
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Do you even Wodensthrone bro? One of the goat albums.
no
You know what I mean m8
How do I avoid the bad times
Sup Forums is a board of peace
>fun
Sounds degenerate.
>We smell, we're hairy and big
I know, it's great, lad.
You can find lads who are smooth though if you're into that thing as well.
When will you free the Isle of Wight.
give us crown dependency status please.
we don't want a bridge.
By getting absolutely leathered every weekend. That's what the rest of us do
Where are you moving to in the Uk?
I only rub my penis against girls' penises, you degenerate.
Depends where, but generally awful.
>This is what Americans actually believe
Whatever keeps your sad life afloat, I guess...
Back to Oxford. Finished studying there a few months ago. Going into business with two friends.
>metal
low-test beards and manboobs detected
I haven't "gone gay" either. I still am attracted to women and most gay men annoy me. The culture makes me wince.
I'd have no idea how to handle a relationship though, the constant demands and having to deal with my parents would be annoying. It's why I don't really go out anywhere, I'm too homely and private.
they need to hurry up with sexbots.
Thankyou, based Welshbro. My Nan and her family are from Cardiganshire and Carmarthenshire, and we holiday in the Gower every year.
Bless you and 90% of your country
I-I can be a girl if you want me to be xx
And yes I got to witness Oxford during Brexit. The salt was humongous.
Don't say anything. Tie her up and discipline her till she accepts you as her master.
Why havnt you moved to Gods own county?
The grass is greener and the tarmac is smoother.
>Tfw relationships seem like a fictional state of existence that don't exist in real life.
It's really sad to hear these retards singing. Sure, they're having fun and their heart's at the right part - but how retarded and wrong are they?
I mean, it's the Big bankers who want to drown your race and enslave your children. Coincidentally - and I say this with sarcasm - it's also the Labour party who want do the same?
If you really think the Tories of Yesterday are the Tories of Today, then you're the one living in the past, and you're the one who's in for a rude awakening.
Excel counts as a non-manual analytical software package, r-right?
>the tarmac is smoother
Not round me, council are cunting shite
sounds like your parents are prudes and so are you m8
>Americans have to "come out" as atheists to their parents
>Americans must obtain a so-called "fancy booze licence" from their local sheriff to consume any alcohol other than Coors, Budweiser or Miller
>Americans are encouraged to become obese, as the extra fat serves as protection from gunfire
>Americans are implanted with a special microchip at birth which sends a moderate electric shock through their bodies every time they acknowledge that they lost in Vietnam
>Americans refer to the metric system as "The Forbidden Knowledge"
>Americans are shot dead by North Korean border guards in their dozens annually during attempted guerilla attacks waged with the intention of "getting revenge for Pearl Harbour"
>Americans who find themselves in the presence of Israeli Jews must perform a "submission hoedown." This involves a highly choreographed dancing performance demonstrating the American's subordinate position to the Israeli. The hoedown ends with the American loudly proclaiming "YOU DA BOSS, YEE-HAW!!"
>Americans refer to Type 2 Diabetes as "The Burden of Manifest Destiny"
>Americans visiting Auschwitz are frequently reprimanded for attempting to restart the ovens for usage with their reheatable Holocaust-themed packed lunches
>American babies are "vaccinated" with shrapnel in order to ward off mass shootings
>Americans have formally petitioned the Oxford English Dictionary to change their definition of snow to "God's refutation of the falsehood of global warming."
>American children are required to undergo the "McDonald's Initiation Ceremony" on their fifth birthday, where they are taken to their local McDonald's and must ritualistically consume every item on the menu before reciting all the advertising slogans in chronological order
I don't understand them either, but i hopefully will some day.
They don't. The only relationships which exist are familial and professional. People are not created from sex, they are made in tubes and distributed to families, and memory alteration done to fake all of the events.
Sign up on here, lads, and post results.
>implying i'm not born of god's own county
>the state of bongistan
I'd consider a qt shemale with a feminine penis that passes more than a normal attractive woman
Not gay though
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>gay website
Bit gay that.
why would I ever leave.
>allowing her to voice her opinion
>listening to her opinion
>telling us about her opinion
What does everyone mean by feminine penis????
>Believing the MSM
H-Hey.
N E W P O R T ?
idk about prudes. they never talked about sex or girls with me. i've heard them having sex often.
I'm just more embarrassed and closed surrounding sex. I've never been comfortable expressing myself, especially with girls
