ITT: Canon soyboys

ITT: Canon soyboys.

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OP

If I drink almond milk am I still a soyboy

The person reading this.

No, you are a man of taste.

fpbp

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>consuming any almond products.
No, you are killing the planet, keep going tho, earth is shit and we deserve to die.

>No, you are killing the planet

Explain

I don't think I have read tt in my life but isn't the vegan thing only in the cartoons

>eats nothing but tofu during his entire life
>becomes fat and bald as an adult

what did they meant with this

He probably stopped and diets won't do shit for bad genetics.

>diets won't do shit for bad genetics.
bullshit.

It kills your tests levels.
It's really good for women, but not for dudes.

his parents don't look bad

Stress? I mean being put in a literally goddamn cage can't be healthy for you physically or mentally.

He probably is referring to the fact that most almonds and almond products consumed in the united states are grown in California.

Which right now isn't sustainable due to droughts becoming more severe every year and water shortages becoming more prevalent. However, there's a couple problems with that argument:
Even if nobody ate any almonds ever there is still a pair of problems that arise. Firstly, almonds aren't the only crop that's crown in large amounts in California. Even without almonds being grown there, the problem of growing drought isn't going to be alleviated indefinitely as the drought seems to be getting worse for the past 5 years or so. So eventually it will (or would) come to bite us in the ass in that case as California drys out and becomes unable to sustain the growth of all that food.

This however doesn't change the fact that drought is becoming more prevalent EVERYWHERE. So California failing to be able to sustain the growth of food isn't what's going to impact the whole planet. It's our changing climate as it becomes hotter and dryer. So one product from one area isn't going to make a difference globally. It isn't going to make a difference if all products from a single area dry up. More that the problem is affecting the entire globe, rather than consuming a product that is grown largely in one region would impact the globe, it would mostly affect that region, even if every region is being affected regardless of how many crops are being consumed from their respective areas.

tl;dr
Almonds are grown in california but our dryer climate is affecting everybody anyway so we're losing arable land.

>Not drinking Malk

Your genes is what matters, you can be worse or better, but it's just a range based on your habits, you still have the limits of genes.

Being fat is not genetic.

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I’m sorry

If I drink Lactaid does that make me a furry?

OP

>Being fat is not genetic.
that's what I said was bullshit.
Of course balding is genetic.

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No.
You are a furry though, just for unrelated reasons.

No but you're still a faggot

Amazing. The punishment all newfags deserve.

>falling for this meme
Ishiggydiggydoodah

Enlighten me, what's wrong with drinking soy?

Keep getting cucked by nigger dick soyboy

Beer's even worse.

being a commiefornian hipster cuck

>people who use soyboy are projecting their lacking physical qualities

More shocking news at eleven

No, I really asking. I don't drink it, I'm curious
So I can see I'm not getting a straight answer, thanks, faggots.

it lowers your testosterone

All plant milks are inferior to milk from a cow, or from a water buffalo.

Are you referring to everywhere in the Southwest? Because Califags pump water from everywhere. Mormons are pissed at them for more than pushing gay shit through the Supreme Court. They tried fucking the GL states by doing a deal with the chinks to steal water from Michigan and Huron after we fixed the damage from Chinese and nip ships bringing all the invasive shit.

Balding is also caused by high testosterone levels.

No it fucking doesn’t

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it raises your estrogen

t. soyboy

Okay, thank you for a straight answer

On its own, soy is just another plant. It's all the additives, pesticides and genetic modifications that fuck up in the long run whoever eats it. Agricultural industries chose soy as their genetic test dummy. What people nowadays know as soy could hardly be called a plant.

Chicken meat has the same problem.

american soy has chemicals added by the government to turn frogs gay

I'm not a Sup Forums user. Can somebody explain to me what the fuck is a soy boy, and why screaming it at every racist debate means?

Hitler

learn to understand things from context, and read the thread

A boy is a male child or youth.

A soy is another term for soya, which is a protein derived from the beans of an Asian plant.

A soyboy is a male child or youth constructed of proteins derived from the beans of an Asian plant.

Why is George Costanza posting on Sup Forums

It's a Sup Forums meme to make fun of feminine men. Soy is a reference to some study that said that soy has estrogen or some shit.
It's just a new way to call someone a cuck or a nu-male

This he was the ultimate soyboy

I remember hearing multiple times the article came from buzzfeed

They are very water intensive

Gramsci was

No, you're just fucking weird for calling that milk. Do you call honey "bee milk" too?

That's what you get for revealing your powerlevel at work.

This what you get for using these shitty memes in public. What did he expect to happen?

One of several foods that when consumed regularly lowers your testosterone
People make fun of soyboys for being too femenine, consuming vegan products and getting taken advantage of by women the same way they make fun of neckbeards for b in too fat, eating nothing but microwave food and not being able to talk to women
If one of these bothers you but you are ok with the other you are an hypocrite

Nice thread idiot. But sadly for you, my dad works for Sup Forums and all I gotta do is say the word and he'll suspend your account for 90 days. I can just picture the dread on your face, that cold sweat that comes over you as you realize the crucial mistake you made. If I were you, I would apologize, and make it quick. Because I'm not playing around here. My dad is the assistant manager.

No, it's not.

why do all Sup Forums insults mean the same thing, are they really just afraid of being emasculated to the point of being afraid of a bean?

It's usually just devolves into regurgitated catch alls regardless of intent anywsy.

Still they use a shitton of water, even if water and fertile ground is becoming scarce, also, they are a luxury, not a necessity, you can get around 5 times more pounds of potatoes that pounds of almonds with that water.

a lot of stuff vegans consume is actually killing the planet, and population.

nah, they're actually closeted queers who jerk off to tranny cock porn and big black dicks

go to /gif/ if you don't believe me

>nu-male meme

I should have guessed

if you drink soy you'll become too cute and all the horny femdoms will be all over you

Actually, more water goes into animal husbandry than farmlands. Luxury goods will be forced to go one way or another though. Its rapidly becoming unsustainable.

being feminine is the same thing as being weak and nobody wants to be weak,

So uh
why are you browsing cuck threads on /gif/ in the first place?

Because they suffer from castration anxiety, feeling impotent towards the world, projecting it on everybody but themselves

They refuse to see themselves as spoiled, post baby boomers who never fought in anything, or changed by the numbers anything relevant. A big problem since they idolize every kind of military glory and war campaign. So in order to stay "on topic" they accuse the rest of the world of being the problem of the "fall of masculinity", or more specific, their own masculinity.

Cow milk causes more feminisation than soy. Soy basically has no effect on humans besides tasting like shit, whereas cows milk has large amounts of actual mammal estrogen that affects your body. The only reason people say soy milk lowers testosterone is a plant chemical in it that sounds like estrogen but has literally no effect on humans.
Every time someone says soyboy it's either a dumb meme or they are legit retarded.

You can live eating only meat, you can't live eating only nuts.

You can actually, since you're a human and humans have figured out nutrition and dietary needs. Everyone who says "it's just natural" ignore the fact that we as a species are so far beyond 'natural' at this point that we could literally grow the proteins and chemicals we need in a lab. But people are lazy and would rather not think about pointless killing just so they can feed good for 20 minutes at a meal.

Why fly a plane if walking is natural for humans?

Maybe, but I kinda have to give it to them that there's a weird modern fetishization of men who go out of their way to emasculate themselves in a really pitiable way. Not even saying that as a crotchety old guy who "just wants things to be like the good old days in the 90s maaan"... but there are a lot of people around my age (early 20s) who act really infantilized and its hard not to feel like they're pod people on meds and chemicals.

Though I'd also chalk that up to most people being exposed on media being from relatively affluent backgrounds, and the generalization that most affluent upper class people are kind of weak people due to not having any real struggles in life. It gets especially bad when they fetishize the working class and being poor and treat it like their burden that they have to atone for or something. You get enough exposure to those sort of people and, yeah, its hard to not get the feeling that they're a bunch of whiny pussies. There's also the statistical fact that most of those affluent types are generally white, which might make lower class white people feel like they're giving them a bad rap (I'm hispanic, so I've got no dog in that fight).

It just seems like first world problems. Nobody actually wants to be some hardened impoverished working class nationalist soldier who subsists at best, that life is hell, so its dumb to fetishize that. At the same time, when people humblebrag and act really self defeatist about who they are, it isn't so much an issue of feminization as much as one of infantilization, nobody wants to live in a society full of grown infants except other grown infants.

Soy has a compound that acts like estrogen. Someone can drink milk and only get fat. Someone who drinks too much soy starts to lactate.

There are beans and nuts hat gives you the same protein. The problem with vegans is that you have to be willing to be a less picky eater. You have to still acquire the right foods to sustain yourself or you end up malnurished. I don't want to be a vegan but i can understand why you'd remove meat from equation to save on resources. There's always fish until the environmental changes we made to the oceans destories that too. I feel bad for environmental scientists, they're pretty much looking at millions of unfixable situations woth no viable solutions.

t. Ned

>Soy has a compound that acts like estrogen
No, it has a compound that is similar to estrogen that only works on plants. Does nothing to humans. Every study on humans shows it isn't compatible with mammals, and there are zero studies showing it has any effect on humans. The only reason people like you think it does is because someone saw the word as estrogen in it and just assumed that plant hormones and chemicals are the same because they used a word you already knew.

Ok, try eating only almonds and water for the rest of your life, I will eat meat and water for the rest of my life.

We will make a thread here in Sup Forums in 20 years to see which of us is still alive, you can't take pills or tablets with proteins, all your nutrition must come from your selected food.

>Someone who drinks too much soy starts to lactate

someone did a soyboy challenge (basically adding a ton of soy to their diet)to see if they actually would start to have their horomones be messed with

Literally nothing changed, his testosterone was actually higher than ever

>implying everyone has a water buffalo

That and there are actual documented reports of guys drinking 3 quartz of soy a day and lactate with larger tits. The problem is that no human testing has occured so there's no offical link or mechanism. However, it's not just a myth.

You don't?

The soy thing is a meme, but men can lactate when their hormones are out of whack or they're under extreme stress.

Fuckin' hell, that's hilarious.

I think someone said it only really changes your hormone levels if you drink soy at an early age. Like, if your mom gave you soy milk as a baby and you just kept drinking it as you grew up, since that's when you're actually developing, that's when it takes effect. Otherwise, your hormones are already pretty set as an adult and wouldnt have a ton of effect.

Same reason people who transition try to get hormone blockers as kids, that's when shit matters.

Besides the fact that there are plenty of nuts and plant based foods with all the proteins you need and that challenge would be easy even without the supplements, why are you so against pills dietary supplements? Do you shun any advancement we make that makes life easier because "ITS NOT NATURAL"?
You're sitting on a machine that lets you talk with anyone across the world in what I assume is a construct made of industrial materials but you are obsessed with humans being natural. Why aren't you out in wild living under a tree and hunting all your food? anything else is just not natural.

Show me the studies. Show me anything that's more than "I hear this happens, someone told me"
Do any amount of research into it beyond hearsay and you find it's all bullshit and idiots who don't know anything besides "it has the word estrogen in it, this will kill my gains"

Well yeah, I'm not surprised that there are cases of male lactation, same as their are cases of males with breast cancer. It just seemed pretty dodgy that men could begin to lactate after drinking some shitty off-brand milk.

Michigan native here. You’re retarded.

>he doesnt grow his own fruits and veg
>he doesn't homestead his own cattle
>he doesnt slaughter his own meat himself and make decoration out of the bones
>he probably doesn't hunt at all and just takes supermarket mystery meat and chemgies at face value
>he doesn't know the joy of cleaning a carcass and making a sweet trophy out of it, or have the balls to kill the creature he's about to eat himself and has to puss out and pay someone else to do the deed for him
>he probably stays online all the time and the seasons mean nothing to him, doesn't know the satisfaction of growing small homestead crops and gardens, probably scared of getting dirty
>he doesn't know the joy of food not being a noticeable financial expense at all, just something you take care of to relax and get some sunshine

Lies! Slander n lies brudda!