Is this the best Futurama joke?
Is this the best Futurama joke?
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Nah, "Sexlexia" is
Yes. But I like this too
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It's such a simple joke but it always fucking gets me
I always liked "I hate the people who love me, and they hate me"
Gumbercules? I love that guy!
I make any excuse to quote this whenever somebody gets fucked up in a movie or video game. I don't know why it's so quotable considering how hard it is to work into context.
Surprised no one's done something with youtu.be
Strong contender.
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Cool Runnings 2: With Girls This Time when
context?
He's too quote-able.
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I sometimes call champagne sham-paggen now, I just can't help myself. I will also say "velour" in a Brannigan voice.
>YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF BARBADOS SLIM! GOOD BYE FOREVER!
>I'm just so glad my fat ugly mama is not alive to see this.
>ENOUGH ABOUT YOUR PROMISCUOUS MOTHER, HERMES!
>This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.
It makes me laugh cause I have very poor vision too. Honestly, I have no idea why people are offended by things that remind themselves of themselved
>We have to go to the Central Bureaucracy and get Bender's brain back!
>Why?
>...Those arguments aside, we're still going!
i find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies
>Eat my shorts!
OK!
gets me every time
>"Was his apartment rent controlled?"
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Almost everything this man said has somehow made its way into things I like to say.
Something like.
Robot with southern accent: "You can call me Billy. Billy West."
Fry: That's a stupid made up name.
>Well technically we're in New Jersey.
>FINE THEN GO!
>OH I'M GOING! AND WHEN I'M GONE YOU'RE GONNA BE ALL WHERE'S BENDER?! WE MISS BENDER!
>WE WON'T KNOW THAT UNTIL YOU'RE GONE!
>......I'll be good.
>I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures
>An idea?
>MMM!MMM!
One of the best memes.
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I still use "no raisin."
>Who would have known playing God could have such terrible consequences?
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WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!
I can't look at this image without thinking of the filename "Bionicle Lore". Damn you filename threads!
DO A FLIP
Don't worry I have a plan
flipmind
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>Life, death either way I get demoted
>...to a tiny cubicle.
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a youtube landmark
I'm actually impressed all of humanity came together to achieve true neutrality on multiple videos.
>I've just turbo-charged the ship's matter compressor!
>What's the matter compressor?
>Stop dying you cowards!
It's exploding.
Fry has to push this button and there's a lot of dramatic music but he just misses the button the first time
>If I don't make it, tell my wife, "Hello"
I lost my shit the first time I heard this.
>>This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.
Interesting if true.
>one day a man has everything, the next day he blows up a 400 billion dollar space station, and the next day he has nothing. It makes ya think.
>no it doesn't
>you'll take shifts. first bender, then flexo, then fry.
>wait, let's do it alphabetically.
>okay. first bender, then flexo, then fry.
>i meant by rank.
>okay. first bender, then flexo, then fry.
>I'm sorry, I thought you was corn.
Futurama really was just effortlessly quotable. It's amazing.
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one of my favorites
Maybe if we can work together to be neutral on a YouTube video, we can be neutral on other things.
I almost posted
>You can't own land, man!
>I can, but that's because I'm not a penniless hippie!
No, this is.
>Yo! The Mafia supports you. But don't tell no one. Spread the word.
>"I'm sorry I failed you Don-bot but please open up your hardrive and double click your mercy file!"
>"File not found"
>*Robot gets gunned down*
>"Let that be a lesson to you"
>Robot gets up and walks out
I forget the context.
The entirety of the documentary Global Warning, or... NONE LIKE IT HOT!
>You must be using an archaic pronunciation, like when you say 'ask' instead of 'aks'
...
>Classic music
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DO A FLIP!
>Spare me your space-age technobabble, Attila the Hun!
>There are sea lions on land?
>Yup, we call them "land sea lions"
and this
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Fry's pathetic "I'm hungry" really sells this. It reminds me of a Golden Age Simpsons gag.
"My god. A million years!"
>Fry
>Fry's Assassin
>Fry's Assassin's Assassin
>"Well, at least my assassin will get what's coming to him."
>Now, you'll only have one chance to destroy the ball. After that, it will be so close to Earth that blowing it up would cause garbage to rain over the entire planet, killing billions.
>Oh, boo-hoo.
sorry for Nuturama posting, but...
>This wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for all the chickens.
No- the best joke of all time isn’t even in the show, it’s on YouTube.
>the likes and dislikes are exactly equal
>what was it like being stuck in the ground for 1000 years
>I was enjoying it untill you guys showed up
It is pretty great that people do that in basically every neutral futurama video
Further more- almost every video of this scene, even the ones in foreign languages, have the same thing going on in the Like bar.
My favorite:
>Hold on, why don't you want to kill us anymore?
>Shut up you idiot, we can kill ourselves when we get home!
Probably the only Futurama joke I remember.
>Use teamwork!
I have no idea why I find that as funny as I do.
I'm so embarrassed. I wish everyone else was dead.
Land sea lions always gets me.
>Interesting! No, what's that other word? Tedious.
>Professor!
>Lava!
>HOOOT.
The best part about this joke is that we knew next to nothing about Hermes as a character at that point. There was zero indication that he would ever even want to jettison the rest of the crew into space.
Give me your wallets or my robot will shoot!
Nobody talks about this gem of a moment
War were declared.
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Has "dablage" ever been used elsewhere? It would always randomly pop into my head, but I could never recall where I heard it from until recently
I don't know what it is about that line but it pops into my head once nearly everyday.
>doesn't finish finger counting because only has three fingers
>mfw I finally connected the dots and realized Leela was voiced by Peg and everything
>But Bender, we tried our best!
>Your best is an idiot!
>I've got an idea!
>Great. Tell it to Wingus and Dingus over here.
>Wingus, Dingus: listen up...
>Why doesn't Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?
"Fire indeed hot!"
THERE'S NO BUS TO JERSEY!
>she's built like a steakhouse, but she flies like a bistro
AND THEN I SAID see yah at the fight.
Shame it morphed into a cancerous dead meme.
He makes Speedy Gonzales look like Regular Gonzales
...SHUT UP!
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