I will tell a story for the non-believers about kek's power. There was an Egyptian king called Pepi II...

I will tell a story for the non-believers about kek's power. There was an Egyptian king called Pepi II, he ruled Egypt for 94 years outliving all of his sucssors. When he died a civil war erupted due to some succession struggles. Later, a famine and drought stroke the kingdom ending the golden age of the pharaohs aka the pyramid builders age.
A statue of pepi with what seems to be a frog instead of his dick was found later..

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There is only one God, and he is not a frog

Looks liek a dick to me

You mean Yahweh?

I got a story for you.
There once was an Idolater named muhdik Muhammed. He blew himself up by a hotdog stand. Because he was an unrepentant sinner, he burned in hell.


The end.

>thinking i care

Look at the eyes

You don't have to care, silly. we're just swapping stories.

That's a not God

That's literally Yahweh, God of the Israelite Bible. Here's another representation.

When you think of God, you imagine Zeus and other Greco-Roman Gods. Even the word you use, "God", is a Germanic name for Odin.

Here is Yahweh and his wife. Yahweh is the one with the giant dong.

you're just trying to trick us into looking at dicks

Alright

I really though it was obvious I don't know how you are not seeing it. The rest of the story is true though

That is not God, And also these idolaters are burning in Hell

but is it though? Do you need some counseling?

Christ is as merciful as he is caring. but you have to admit the fault.

Nope. My ancestors had some based gods. Not going to follow some filthy son of a whore carpenter

>idolaters
You mean Yahweh worshipers? Sure.

>literally the exact same people who wrote the entire Bible
>"HURR DEYS BURNIN' IN HELL"

Just where the fuck do you think the Bible comes from? All the Abrahamic religions were invented by tribes of primitive desert jews, thousands of years ago. Yahweh was their special god, and they gave him a name to distinguish him from all the other gods.

Now start worshipping stubby Yahweh's fat cock, you good goy, you.

>kek's power.

>kek's power.

The pagens of the desert understood the power of God when Moses brought the plagues. they understood the power of God when he freed the slaves. They understood the power of God when they brought the sword.


It's never too late.

That wacky YHVH statue led me to an interesting page with an interesting take on the Jews' weird, dark religion:

>There have been many handcrafted idols of Yahweh/Moloch unearthed that are unspeakably pornographic which should be no surprise since those people practiced not only human sacrifice, murder, rape, theft and every possible sexual perversion known to mankind. As Thomas Paine so rightly wrote, “It seems the bible is more the word of a devil than a god.” It is the book of demons and people have no clue what they are worshipping.

historyinsidepictures.com/Pages/YahwehisOneoftheAncientHebrewGodsoftheJews.aspx

Most Christians have no fucking clue of the occult depravity written in the Bible. They never even bother reading the damn thing. They all mindlessly worship this primitive Jew superstition without ever questioning it.

>a grown man
>beliving in kids bedstories

>a grown man
>believing in a frog that controls gets

>tries to discredit Kek
>triple digits

Watch it now christfag.

I have nothing to fear from Kekists as long as the LORD is my shield.

Kek had lost a battle against Moloch. He may have needed more meme magick. don't lose your faith user

One of your loved ones will die tonight and you are cursed with no digits until your repent

That's the nutsack on either side.

Nope there are lines that looks like eyes you just need to get your mind off your queer porn

Yahweh is a bloodthirsty demon, it's quite obvious if you read the Bible.

Numbers 18:17 But the firstling of a cow, or the firstling of a sheep, or the firstling of a goat, thou shalt not redeem; they are holy: thou shalt sprinkle their blood upon the altar, and shalt burn their fat for an offering made by fire, for a sweet savour unto the LORD.

Deuteronomy 12:27 And thou shalt offer thy burnt offerings, the flesh and the blood, upon the altar of the LORD thy God: and the blood of thy sacrifices shall be poured out upon the altar of the LORD thy God, and thou shalt eat the flesh.

Leviticus 8:15 And he slew it; and Moses took the blood, and put it upon the horns of the altar round about with his finger, and purified the altar, and poured the blood at the bottom of the altar, and sanctified it, to make reconciliation upon it.
8:19 And he killed it; and Moses sprinkled the blood upon the altar round about.
8:23 And he slew it, and Moses took of the blood of it, and put it upon the tip of Aaron's right ear, and upon the thumb of his right hand, and upon the great toe of his right foot.
8:24 And he brought Aaron's sons, and Moses put of the blood upon the tip of their right ear, and upon the thumbs of their right hands, and upon the great toes of their right feet: and Moses sprinkled the blood upon the altar round about.
8:30 And Moses took of the anointing oil, and of the blood which was upon the altar, and sprinkled it upon Aaron, and upon his garments, and upon his sons, and upon his sons' garments with him; and sanctified Aaron, and his garments, and his sons, and his sons' garments with him.

The smell of burning blood (and fat) is most delicious for God, it's also used to sanctify his altars, while the flesh is usually eaten by the priests.

Also:
Deuteronomy 12:23 Only be sure that thou eat not the blood: for the blood is the life; and thou mayest not eat the life with the flesh.

Why did Egyptians invent Sunscreen?

> Because they're not niggers.

It's a fucking nutsack, dude.

Even more explicit:

Leviticus 17:6 And the priest shall sprinkle the blood upon the altar of the LORD at the door of the tabernacle of the congregation, and burn the fat for a sweet savour unto the LORD.
17:10 And whatsoever man there be of the house of Israel, or of the strangers that sojourn among you, that eateth any manner of blood; I will even set my face against that soul that eateth blood, and will cut him off from among his people.
17:11 For the life of the flesh is in the blood: and I have given it to you upon the altar to make an atonement for your souls: for it is the blood that maketh an atonement for the soul.
17:12 Therefore I said unto the children of Israel, No soul of you shall eat blood, neither shall any stranger that sojourneth among you eat blood.
17:14 For it is the life of all flesh; the blood of it is for the life thereof: therefore I said unto the children of Israel, Ye shall eat the blood of no manner of flesh: for the life of all flesh is the blood thereof: whosoever eateth it shall be cut off.

Blood is reserved for God, poured on his altars to atone for their sins. Israelites spill blood (the life) for God, and are forbidden from eating it.


Also Isaac was originally sacrificed to God, the Bible was later rewritten once human sacrifice fell out of fashion to let him survive and his life was copy-pasted from the life of his father.

The only thing i'm cursed with is these rad shoes.

Spirit of our God, Father, Son and Holy Spirit, Most Holy Trinity, descend upon me. Please purify me, mold me, fill me with yourself, and use me. Banish all the forces of evil from me; destroy them, vanquish them so that I can be healthy and do good deeds.

Banish from me all curses, hexes, spells, witchcraft, black magic, demonic assignments, malefice and the evil eye; diabolic infestations, oppressions, possessions; all that is evil and sinful; jealousy, treachery, envy; all physical, psychological, moral, spiritual and diabolical ailments; as well as all enticing spirits, deaf, dumb, blind, mute and sleeping spirits, new-age spirits, occult spirits, religious spirits, antichrist spirits, and any other spirits of death and darkness.

I command and bid all the powers who molest me—by the power of God Almighty, in the name of Jesus Christ my Savior—to leave me forever, and to be consigned into the everlasting lake of fire, that they may never again touch me or any other creature in the entire world. Amen.

> the french calling anyone blood thirsty demons

broblem?

Laudetur Iesus Christus in saecula saeculorum!

Nice
Not really how I'm seeing it!! whatever man

Just like your forefather Franklin, who kept council with the devil, while masquerading as a Christian to the populous.

I can see that you are cursed with the mind of a weeb too. That's only your begging heretic

>on Sup Forums
>talking shit about smug anime pictures

I thought Islam beheaded the retarded.

>christfag who fantasize about little girls in anime
typical I would say.
Did you notice my digits heretic that's something you will never have.
Not too late to repent though

>Not really how I'm seeing it!!

>looks at Yahweh's nutsack
>sees the face of god

hmmmm....

>he's still at it
I don't personally hold it against you, but maybe that desert heat fried your boondogles

See the penis as the head. See it now?

>burgers calling anyone stupid

>sand niggerstan
>not retarded
You only do it to yourself.

>calling egyptians sand niggers
>they didn't actually live in the sand
>not knowing that's for arabs
that's the best of america I would say

As a Christian myself you can't deny that the early Israelites had idols, representations of God, hence the necessity to say STOP making graven images and things of that nature. They were commandments because they were commonly done at some point and the new priestly caste under Moshe found that haram.

>no sand in sandniggerstan
>Modern Egyptians not being mutts
>you even speak a bastardization of Arabic

Didn't live in it your retard
>speaking the language changing your race's history
I knew what I was getting into by talking to an amer*can.
Going to sleep now fattso

>Didn't live in it your retard
and Europe was once tropical.
>speaking the language changing your race's history
inbreeding with arabs changes your race's history. the shift in language only makes it complete.

JESUS ISNT REAL
45666

>You don't have to care, silly. we're just swapping stories.

Could we "swap" something else, instead?

>inbreeding
>with arabs
american intellectuals everyone

Pepes are demons:

“Then I saw three evil spirits that looked like frogs; they came out of the mouth of the dragon, out of the mouth of the beast and out of the mouth of the false prophet. They are spirits of demons performing miraculous signs, and they go out to the kings of the whole world, to gather them for the battle on the great day of God Almighty.”
(Revelation 16:13,14)

>Why did Egyptians invent Sunscreen?
>> Because they're not niggers.

The niggers are too dumb to figure this out, though.

They be yellin "Wez wuz Kangs!!!" all over da place.

Your fault for not educating them properly

>it's an "Egyptians aint ay rabs" post
it's either you bred with Arabs, or the Nubians. Because you certainly lost all that hellene blood after 2000 years.

Looking at our history you would know we didn't need hellene blood to make us smart.
And for the Arab part take a look at this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DNA_history_of_Egypt

>Your fault for not educating them properly

They won't study, not one lick, even if you lock em up and all you give them is books and classes... they just outright refuse.
They say forcing them to learn white history, and white science, and white mathematics is rasiss and sheet.

Kek. I just hate arguing with them on them on the internet. I can never get simple facts into their brain.
I can't really imagine how it's like for you

Are diests even christian? He was one of them, but I don't know what their actual beliefs are.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DNA_history_of_Egypt
So what i'm reading here is that Egyptians are mutts.

Boy, i was sure corrected from my previous post that Egyptians were mutts.

I would ask what gave you the idea but I don't to hear any more stupidity from you. Good night

Good night sandnigger-kun.

>I can't really imagine how it's like for you

I live in North Carolina - over 20% of the population is black, and it's really challenging at times. Their manners are so different, and it's not teachable, either, because they're sensitive to different things. E.G. they will get mad as hell if you look them in the eye. There's no explaining to them that that's what most other people *do* when talking to each other.

And they ahve an aversion to bathing which utterly confounds. I mean, they'll go all week without a shower in the middle of summer... you can smell them from 30 feet away, but if you mention it to them, no matter how polite you are about it, they blow a gasket and get angry, sometimes even violent.
There's a ton of other things that set them off, also...too many to try to list.