ALEXANDER JAZZHANDS GOES FULL SCHIZO

Mullah Aliksandr Jazzhands declares nignog attacks on Trump supporters FINE!

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O HE MAD

HE FUCKIN' MAD AS FUG

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>Blood, bullets, and fucking bombs.

I wish a nigger would.

don't say his real name you will get autobanned no joke

SJWs want to bury their embarrassing lefty brotha

Alexander Jahans has the most degenerate life. He literally fingered his hamster and felt good about it. He was dating a tranny. If I could find the Daily Shoah bit you'd see just how fucked up this kid is.

we know

wait you're not banned? wtf

for a few weeks they banned all mentions of him

was waiting for the jahans threads to return.

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deluded jahans calls trump a cuck and is actually a far left undercover agent and we are all BTFO and today is a good day.

trump apparently isnt gonna build the wall...hes not gonna deport anyone and now the left will crush him lol

jahans is cracking up.....he literally is seriously ill lol whos ready for some fresh cringe?

can we confirm if people get banned for posting his name?

Could this guy be any more of an autistic friendzoned neckbeard?

>Current year
>Not realizing this is all just a gonzo comedy act
>Not recognizing Alex is basically Andy Kauffman reborn

Face it goyim, he's playing 4K Ultra HD parcheesi and you guys can't even leave the starting area.

not really, he gives even the biggest losers hope

posted his name earlier in another thread didn't get b&

weird, thanks, I guess Sup Forums is OK with jahans threads again

FUCK YEA

2:20 had me cracking up

HIS HILARIOUS RIGHT-AFTER-TRUMP-ELECTION RANT, SALTY SALT HERE GOYS

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I hate this cunt so much. Eh well, he's slowly going blind so sucks for him.

LMFAO JAHANS' AMERICAN COUSIN VOTED TRUMP @ 4:40 AND HE'S FREAKING THE FUCK OUT

I fucking love this

Same but it's impossible not to laugh, also he's a joke, no one will be influenced by him

>if he said he had a small penis, I'd've actually respected him

keep your kids away from poisonous leftism, folks, it can go very badly in extreme cases, like this one.

Shall we start ordering food to his home again?

might be fun actually but DO NOT FUCKING POST HIS INFO ON HERE FAGGOT thats why pol banned his threads before

seriously DO IT BUT DON'T POST HIS ADDRESS.

he is so stupid it makes me want to shoot myself

>I don't even know why

>That laser laugh at 4:50 lmao

yes

this is the jahans effect

those of us who spent the most time studying him were really trying to see if he had even an ounce of intelligence, but he fucking doesn't.

he is actually dumber than he seems, because he's autistic (for some reason, seeming nerdy seems smart to a lot of people)

It's the glasses and the accent, remove those and he's just a blithering idiot on the internet quite like myself actually.

Second-rate Christ-chan 2bh

ITT: people discussing an organism which never leaves the house, attempting to comprehend the world outside on video.

he also uses big words sometimes, I'm not sure if it's just to seem smart though

to me, Jahans will always be more entertaining that Chris Chan. But I found out about CWC after he was already a tranny so... I might be an exception.

You think if we break out into a civil war Europeans will invade. Were does he even come up with this possibility we are pretty much Europe's military.

>Left is always saying the Right is fucking insane for wanting guns because the government may turn on it's citizens. No one can take out the government

>Donald Trump is elected and everyone on the left is shitting themselves thinking Trump will commit genocide and institute fascism and we need to rebel against the government.

Isn't funny how things flip like that?

it's always a possibility, though a very distant one

All you'll need is one side to seem "racist" and then a lot of Eurocucks will want to help crush "le evil racism".

Extremely unlikely, but it could happen, in fact

does this dude have tits?

yea, please don't post them, I want to eat layer, I'll lose my appetite

his autistic ways initially hide his stupidity but if you actually listen to a few of his videos he is just all over the place in his inarticulate ramblings.

there is also the possiblilty he is doing this strictly for youtube NEET bucks so thats why I stopped watching this ugly retard a couple months ago.

>Eurocucks will want to help

All that wold have to happen is say guys we withdraw from NATO tell Putin to rebuild the USSR. How the fuck would they stop a genocide race war here while fighting the Russians and Chinese.

Can we get Jahans and Chris-chan in the same room?

Meme to end all memes
Autism to end all autism
Dividing by zero in the flesh

Yea, pretty much. But man some of these Europeans are really cucked to death and insane, also they see America as like the center of ebil white racism, it's pretty insane.

A lot of young autistic cucks like Jahans might seriously try to stop "le racists" militarily because they can't get laid

Who is this guy? Is he like Chris-chan if he had stayed right-wing?

lmfao at 6:00 mister BAN ALL GUNS NAAAO himself says to BUY GUNS

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jahans is extreme far left

Yo is this person fucking retarded?

close to it, he's a very low intelligence severely autistic dude with anger issues

his brain ain't working right

Imam al-Iskander al-Jihaans has issued a fatwa!
Jihad against the alt-right kuffar is
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So he knows that all of his viewers are only there for the memes..
who does he make these videos for then?

Alexander Jahans

Testing.

Alexander Gordon Jahans.

I don't know anything about bans.

he thinks he's being brave and defiant, and he loves to be hated, it seems, he wants a target to lash out at. He gets people. He admitted in the past that he becomes very upset when AltRight people are nice to him. He wants to feel like he's fighting an evil enemy. Pretty fucked up mentality.

why should I care about this big breasted faggot?

How does he think the leftists will fight when they're terrified of weapons?
Remember that journalist that got PTSD from firing an AR? That's what their army will be made up of

In all my time on Sup Forums I've never actually looked into this guy. Is he funny, or just pathetic?

>fat ugly dude needs something to live/die for without actually having to do anything
The only question is: how many keks are too many?

his head to body ratio is fucked goddamn why is his head so fucking tiny why does he have such a tiny head

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this dude is the most pathetic dude in the universe.

As stupid and incoherent as he is, he's a good way to track the mindset of the left at any given time. He's like the extreme retarded baby version of leftism, constantly updating for current events and trends in the mindset of the left. He reads shit on leftwing sites and basically spergs about it. Basically, without Jahans, I wouldn't understand the left as much, at all.

he's just so enormously fat that you can't tell

he looks thinner than he is

here is a better perspective
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who is this and why do i care

>Crumbs
>Juice stains
>Far too many packets of crisps
>Pills
>Clothes and carrier bags on the floor
>Shitty laptop

>He wants mexicans and black to win.

What the fuck is wrong with this nigger.

the fuck is he even eating

Barley, it was proven in one of the earliest Jahans threads

What the fuck is in that bowl

He's a brainwashed literally cucked literally perverted (bisexual) young leftyfag who gorges on leftwing propaganda and desperately wants to feel like a victim. But......... he has to deal with the being a straight (he claims, not true) cis white male so therefore he has privilege crap. He wants the AltRight to hate his guts so he can cry about "OMG LE TRUMP BIGOTS H888 ME". Also he tries to talk about how much he's been "victimized" by "AltRight trolls" as much as he can.

>diet coke

trump memes = reality ?

>Leftist barometer

there ya go, that's exactly the phrase I was trying to cough up. lol

you died in WW2, and this is the future of your people and country.

About a month ago he got doxed, brit/pol/ could have assassinated him or something.
There were mad pizza parties and police reports for a while, it makes sense for the mods to shut it down

>normie
>posts Game of Thrones
Get out

LMFAO at 25:00 he reveals that someone threatened to kill him in a supermarket. Kind of hardcore, but still can you imagine? So funny swear to God

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which is why IF you send him shit DON'T POST ABOUT IT.

I can understand not liking him, but he's a wretch.
Do you really need to make his life more miserable?
His life is already horrible.

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Skinhead Jahans

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>sending free food to a fat guy who eats nonstop is making him miserable
He's just an attention whore, he could have been cool about it, but nooo

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Why does this ugly fuck get spammed here so much?

>Not keeping your room tidy
>Not having a well-organized battlestation for vidya, porn and anime
>Letting your figurines get stained with crumbs and soda

Pic related is my dream.

>if you donate 5 bucks he will give you a shout out

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We need to turn him into the next Tyrone.

>not living in a basement
>throw garbage just on the ground
>piss into bottles
>fap to anime and cum on the ground

no idea what this means

I signed up for that, he does not fufill. pic related confirmes

When will he finally take the redpill? Would be funny to see him make anti Jew vids.

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After all his shit-talking in this video, him crying about getting doxed was so satisfying.

>seriously donating to AGJ
wtf is wrong with you

African guy who does YouTube videos reading whatever script you want him to read for money.
You've probably seen him before.
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I estimate 8-13 years before Jahans is an apprentice redpill

Can't wait

@7:45
>Have you seen Steve Bannon and fucking Donald Trump? They look like they're made of fucking donuts!

Ultimate Kek coming from this kid.

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I guess I'm just not on your level, senpai.

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People on Sup Forums sometimes asked him to talk shit, often alongside a similar Australian man called Rog.

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he looks like he's melting holy fuck that's gross

They'd actually probably be perfect together. We should initiate contact.

He knows his donuts m8

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