HOLY SHIT AN EVEN BIGGER EARTH QUAKE JUST FUCKING HIT. TWO OF THE BUILDINGS NEXT TO OUR APARTMENT HAVE FUCKING COLLAPSED. WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE. IT MADE THE 7.8 EARTHQUAKE FEEL LIKE NOTHING.
THE APARTMENT BUILDING WONT STOP CREEKING. IM AFRAID IT MIGHT COLLAPSE AT ANY SECOND. IF I DIE I WANT YOU GUYS TO KNOW THAT THIS LAST YEAR ON Sup Forums WAS THE BEST IN MY LIFE.
GOING TO GET OUTSIDE OF THE BUILDING NOW. I CAN SEE SOMEONE STUCK UNDER SOME FALLEN BRICKS FROM MY WINDOW.
Does this mean I can't get anymore Bloomin' Onions, m8?
Luis Jenkins
I don't see anything
Jackson Cruz
That's what you get for living in helms deep. Castles do terrible in earthquakes.
Justin Young
Nope. Literally wellington here
Liam Ramirez
hey next time you're bored why don't you go shag a ram instead of shitting up the board you colossal faggot
Jace Ramirez
Relax nigga, it's just nature bantz, ffs you sheep kunts are getting soft
Carson Nelson
>living in helms deep FUCKING KEK Didn't know leafs were funny
Jackson Lopez
Nothing happened faggot.
Julian Carter
LORD OF THE RINGS AM I RIGHT????
HAHAHAHAHA
Adrian Thompson
Fucking faggot kys
Matthew Evans
>OP's house right now
Colton Price
you're okay, leaf
Carson Gutierrez
THERE ARE GUNSHOTS UNDER MY BED! IS ANYBODY HEARING THIS?
Mason Moore
Purge the degeneracy in your cucked nation to appease Kek or continue to face his wrath.
Jack Wood
Hitler came back from the dead
Chase Nelson
I thought New Zealand was Japan-tier prepared for earthquakes?
Hudson Cooper
>dying butthurt
Just let it all go breh. Empty your mind and embrace the void.
Kevin Williams
Calibrah here, just totally caught the wave that took out my house
Cowabunga dudes *shaka*
Julian Scott
...
Robert Lopez
Just another mooslime, go back to bed.
Camden King
>7.8 Wow it's fucking nothing
Matthew Thompson
This means global cheese supplies are gonna slightly diminish. Oh the humanity!
Muh frund in fruge. Muh fush and chups. Oh no bruh. That's beached as.
Josiah Murphy
If by "Japan tier prepared" you mean "cities are packed to the hilt with asians" then yes. Otherwise, no
Brandon Baker
the NZ guy called it yesterday, he said that BIG BIG shit could happen, it's some fucking thing that happens each 200 years, but he said it would happen probably next month
Zachary Garcia
I mean you got early warning systems n shiet like the nips do
Luis Cook
>Cuckzil has no idea that earthquakes can't be predicted, let alone by some NEET New Zealander faggot on a Laotin knitting board Quit puffing on that juice that makes you believe in meme magic or whatever.
Kayden Foster
...
Logan Lopez
>implying anyone gives a shit about kiwis
Easton Fisher
Two people died, Hideki. 恥を知れ。
Andrew Russell
>live stream your inevitable death kiwi
Alexander Roberts
See you in hell...
Kayden Fisher
NZ user reporting in. Literally not happening, OP is a fag, it's only more aftershocks geonet.org.nz/quakes/felt
Carter Ross
F
Jason Rogers
when it happen you'll remember american faggot.
Jayden Mitchell
Ironically your image looks like Jim Carrey.
Chase Murphy
>omg I'm going to die >Gotta post my shitdidnthappen.png post before I evacuate
Alexander Long
Go nuke the ocean
Ayden Rivera
The earthquake is always the least damaging part.
Grab those paddles and floaties, we're goin' fishin'!!
Eli Gutierrez
>evacuating during a quake Maybe if you're l i t e r a l l y retarded. Otherwise you get your ass under a table and hang on, and hope for the best.
Gabriel Nelson
Nobody cares about the earthquakes, it's the tsunamis you have to worry about.
Jayden Kelly
Kek >storefront collapse
Adam Hernandez
That's exactly what I was implying Cody.
What a smart guy you are..
Elijah Williams
schizophrenia can be treated.you dont have to live like this
Ian Baker
I assume the earthquake passed and OP was being a faggot staying under a table posting. He should be more worried living in a plains since that"ll be fucked by a tsunami.
