I bet he bites whale bubbles

>I bet he bites whale bubbles
What the FUCK did he mean by this?

"I bet he's a brapfag"

>I bet his mom bought him that hat.
Ouch

>I bet he browses Sup Forums

He's assuming that he gargles mayonaisse.

>I bet he hoofs fatty farts

>I bet he rapes his 5 year old at night.
Jesus how did they get away with it?

>"I bet he owns a seabear and makes him do mundane household chores"
was it too far?

>I bet he's got autism

>At night

It was a different time

>I bet he has AIDS

>voted most likely to suck eggs in highschool

what the FUCK did he mean by this?

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Squidward Testicles

Squidward Triangleballs.

I bet he bites Perl's bubbles

Squilliam wants Squidward to suck his eggs

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>fish are born from eggs
>eggs are in a way baby fish
>voted most likely to be a baby diddler
When a democratic body thinks you're a creep that's when you start to drink

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his daughter is a whale

He was an interior decorator
GUY KILLED 16 CZECHOSLOVAKIANS WITH HIS BARE HANDS

I want to commission a comic now where mr krabs says “i bet he was the zodiac killer”, and the next panel is a fusion between this image and the health inspector fish

His house looked like shit