Black Panther - Bucky / Shuri

What is the nature of their relationship Sup Forums?

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>What is the nature of their relationship Sup Forums?
To make shippers have a meltdown.

Bucky would never betray Steve.

Did this happen post credits because I left when the credits came on.

>The best part of waking up, is folgers in your cup

You missed them fuck.

You didn't miss anything, black panther had the worst post credit scenes of any marvel film.

What about Homecoming, Cap trolling the audience.

KEK He has a beard and she is still more manly than him.

Don't get why they're being shipped. Because they're being friendly? Nothing happened.

but user, that was the best marvel post credits scene

Lmao that was the best one. I think you're just mad about it.

That was unironically the best post credits scene.

She wants the White Wolf.

Yeah, you missed 3 after credit scenes.

Scene 1 Black Panther goes to the United Nations and reveals Wakanda is actually technologically advanced

Scene 2 Bucky wakes up in a wakandan hut, flirts with Black Panther's sister and seems to no longer be mind controlled

Scene 3 A guy in a purple mask says its time to get a group together to do... Evil

He probably the first white dude she’s seen naked. That’s gotta have a profound effect on a teenage black girl.

After seeing Black men naked she probably mistook Bucky for a girl.

You forgot Ant-Man. Ant-Man was awful.

He's soft, makes it easier for her to transition.

>What is the nature of their relationship Sup Forums?
Post-colonial, if you know what I mean.

>Guy in purple mask
Who the fuck?
>Black Panther goes to the United Nations and reveals Wakanda is actually technologically advanced
T'CHALAAAAAAAAAAAA

In Africa women are still expected to be virgins up till marriage. Just saiyan.

>Share secrets of magical Vibranium ore with the rest of the world
>Tony Stark improves it and everything from cities to people become futuristic
>Wakanda no longer has a special snowflake ore to define itself
Damn

Nah, you know she saw CIA man naked when she fixed him up.

>Bucky, we on Wakanda do not use guns. We use spears.
>Oh? Well ok. That could be-
>I am very good at handling spears. Pulling them, polishing them, I sometimes spit on them in order to polish. My brother tells me it's disgusting, but you don't think that, do you?
>Aaahhh. I think I will go back to the ice for a while
>You like cold? I could be there to warm you
>Oooookkk! I'm gonna go see what's over there now! Bye bye!
>"Shuri smiles. It's only a matter of time"

It doesn't sound half bad. It sounds like humanity in the MCU is finally advancing toward something that actually matters. God Bless T'Challa if he actually is the reason for this.

>Mmm, hello Mr Barnes. Enjoying Wakanda?
>Aaahhh, h-hello there kid. And yeah, it is a beautiful place. Won't lie, I miss my home, but Wakanda is great
>I'm glad you like it. This place is indeed beautiful, but there is something I miss a lot. Something that is no longer here
>What is that, Shuri?
>I miss my father. He was a great man, a great king. Every night, I used to meet him and kiss his cheek every time he would go somewhere
>I am sorry about your father. I truly am. I never... I'm sorry, I wish I could-
>It's ok. You didn't have any choice, you were under control. And besides, I already feel like I made peace with my father. I just... miss kissing him
>Oh! Thank you. I know I owe you and your brother a lot. you been nothing but kind since I woke up and-
>Mr Barnes, would you let me kiss you in cheek? Just... Just to remember my father
>That is... weird. But I don't see why not?
>"Shuri kiss him in his right cheek but she laughs a bit while doing so"
>What is it?
>Your beard tickles me
>H-Haha... I ah... I think I-
>I wish you could tickle me somewhere else
>Wow... and you used to kiss your dad with that mouth?
>You can be my daddy for now, Bucky.
>Oh my God. I'm gonna go see T'challa, bye Shuri
>Haha, see you soon, Mr Barnes.

>be the cause of humanity becoming space faring empire

what's the problem again?

>tfw hate my facial hair and shave it off everyday but my gf loves playing with it

Nothing. Humanity as a whole is pretty impressive in the MCU. Robotics, AI and weapon of mass destruction are definitely more advanced than anything in Wakanda. So there are things that you can mix with their tech to improve the life of a lot of people. Tony Stark REINVENTED Vibranium without having access to the metal at all.

Wakanda has a lot to get from opening itself to the rest of the world. And for once, it's nice to see them doing it after being utter pricks in the comics.

Yo, real question coming through: WTF was up with King T'chaka's left eye in the spirit plane sequence? It looked like he was trying to out do Forrest Whitaker.

>T'challa, we need to talk.
>Yes, we do
>Listen here, man. Your-
>No, you listen here. My sister is off-limits, Mr. Barnes. I see your attempts at seduction and I assure you any further proximity between you two will be met with the full might of Wakandan justice.
>B-But!
>No buts! You will leave my sister alone!
>But that is exactly what I want!
>I will keep an eye on you, Mr.Barnes

In the MCU verse it doesn't seem that bad, but even then it still sounded bad when Killmonger tried to use the tech to rage war. It would be easy for even the simplest fuckhead to start a war with Wakandan tech like that. You could probably blow apart a town in minutes with that kind of shit.

Oh yeah that too. Two naked white dudes assuming she didn’t fool around with Captain America when he visited. That’s like a record for a Wakandan woman.

Metal pinky up the stinky, duh.

MCU cap is pure.

was it made just to fuck with the #givecaptainamericaaboyfriend crowd?

Pure Unfiltered Sex Appeal.

Stop this Shuri is pure and not for lewd

T'Challa would support it. He would think it's wonderful and symbolic of new beginnings that his sister would bond with a foreigner like that.

Why do people forget Steve kissed his gf in civil war and Bucky watched and approved? These yuri fags have short memory.

who wouldn't want a peek at bilbo's baggins?

because according to them its weird and sick that he buried his ex/crush days before and now he is making out with said ex/crush niece

but somehow him being gay for bucky is totally normal

Because gay shipping is really big with women

Why?

The eternal question, user. Why indeed.

>White guy kills your father
>White guy fucks your baby sister

T’challa is going to change his mind on race soon.

>leaving before the end of credits
>for any marvel movie

Take a look at this newfag and laugh

>Hey, Bucky! How is it going, buddy?
>Steve. You need to get me out of here.
>Wow, slow down, Buck. What is it?
>There is this crazy girl that is trying way too hard to jump on my bones.
>Oh man! That's great! About time you got a girl
>Ok, first of all. You are the last person that can tell me that. Second. She is like 16, Steve
>How is that problem? Buck, we are from the 40's. This kind of stuff is nothing we haven't done before
>THIS IS NOT THE FUCKING 40'S. HER BROTHER WANTS ME DEAD
>Mmm... yeah, I can see how that can be an issue. Let me talk to T'challa, maybe I can convince him that this is actually a good thing
>No. Steve, don't
>Don't worry, buddy. Nobody is going to stop my best friend from getting his Winter Soldier wet. I'll be right back!
>Wait. Steve!

But my point is that they were already messing with that crowd. This Shuri scene is nothing compared to Steve’s kiss in civil war. Which btw it wasn’t just a private kiss but Bucky visibly approving of it, approving of Steve kissing a female instead of looking disappointed or indifferent even. If that doesn’t sink the ship then I don’t know what does.

>don't want to inconvenience theater workers who have to rush to turn over the theater super fast now that everyone stays for the whole goddamn credits since marvel has made post credit scenes a thing
>know you can just watch the post credit scenes online when you get home

>Don't worry, buddy. Nobody is going to stop my best friend from getting his Winter Soldier wet

The only Wakandan who should win the BuckyBowl is T'Challa

T'challa is only for (Sue) Storm

Actor probably has a sunken eye like I do. It can happen with age or after an orbital blowout, and to get the line of sight to converge normally, the sunken eye has to rotate into a position that looks out-of-wack compared to the normal symmetry of the face.

It sucks and makes people automatically assume I'm dumber than I am. I was super, super surprised that they let that be on screen (in a good way, since usually everyone that steps foot on a Hollywood set usually has to agree to get post-produced into a living CG character).

Are Tony and T'Challa in good terms? I mean, if Wakanda opened up its resources to everyone, then maybe Tony took inspiration from Shuri's upgrades to T'Challa's suit to make Bleeding Edge?

That spells "PUSA."

>Redundant "usually"
Sorry, I promise I'm just tired, not an idiot.

Well, BP sided with Tony in Civil War but that probably had more to do with his initial hatred of Bucky and Cap defending him than because he likes Tony. I don’t think he has a problem Iron Man though, at least not in MCU.

>Hello, Mr Barnes.
>Shuri, you really need to stop. This is going to hurt everyone.
>Oh Mr. Barnes! The only thing that could be hurt is my hym-
>Don't finish that sentence please. I don't want to start an international incident.
>Mr. Barnes, I seen you naked. You already started an International Incident in my panties
>Oh God. Please stop.
>"Steve returns"
>Welp, I was not successful but he is now thinking about it! Oh hello there Shuri! How are you doing?
>Very well, Mr. Rogers. Now, if you excuse me
>"Shuri leaves the scene"
>Well, buddy. He might have said no, but as I said before. He is now thinking about the prospect
>What?
>Yeah, he is right now thinking about the man that killed his father having a romantic intimate relationship with his sister. He got pretty red and started breating heavily, my guess is that he finds the situation so ironically romantic and he had to breath faster in order not give away his emotions!
>Oh... Oh no
>Well, see you later, Bucko!

How dare you imply that Sue would cheat on Namor.

Steve sounds like the worst best wingman, to not notice that was the worst thing he could've done.

>Bucky finally gives in
>Film plays a slow montage of them on a bed of flowers, their silhouettes against the sunset
>Toto begins playing

That has to be hard with all the baby rape.

>Nuclear Warheads can be seen on the horizon.
>Vision is just looking at everyone with a dissapointed look in his face and saying: "Ultron ws right and he did nothing wrong".

Who gives a shit, honestly? She smiled at him and they shared like 3 lines of dialogue. Is that it all it takes to create "ships" in this world?

Yes.

I assume its for the same reason we find lesbian porn great to jerk off to.

Meh, like half of it is boring. Altough the other half is damn gold.

Pretty much.

Guy on Guy is hot?

>breating

Oh, fuck me

Super saiyan?

>Toto begins playing

oh you cheeky fucker

>Shuri pops in
>"Did you say something about breeding, Mr. Barnes?"

Fuuuuuck thats good

Thats part of the reason I support it

Fisting, 24/7. That metal arm turned brown after a while.

These are fucking great. Thank you for brightening my day!

Honestly thats more than most popular ships have CoughVoltronCough

Bucky needs an "around the way" girl.

Unsurprisingly, fujos are deluded shippers.

>Somewhere, Zemo is smiling. "Just as planned"

>Okoye walks in the room
>"What are you smiling about honey"

Yeah, it was kind of cool to see (one of my eyes is a tiny bit weird too). What was a bit strange though was it was that it was clearly the same t'chaka actor as Civil War, but I don't remember his eye being fucked up in that.

Bucky getting introduced to modern R&B is the funniest fucking thing I can think of right now

They don't care. Legends of Tomorrow has made it pretty damned clear in a lot of episodes that Heat Wave is into women but every damn day fujos on Tumblr shriek about how gay he is.

>this music is too loud
>the lyrics are vile, what happened to subtlety?
>Why do the ladies have to get their tits out all the time?
>I miss Vera Lynn

>Did he just say "have you naked by the end of this song"?

Well that's working out phenomenally

That was Shuri's dialogue to Bucky

Bucky/Shuri shitposting is the best thing from the movie so far. Thanks guys

>Scene 1 Black Panther goes to the United Nations and reveals Wakanda is actually technologically advanced

you dont actually see that
it's t'challa saying wakanda will share it's technology with the rest of the world. then the french delegate asks "lol what technology" and then t'challa and ross do this smile and the it cuts to black. really wanted to see the UN get blown the fuck out with techological marvels

> Al Jolson! Now there was a performer!
> Hey Shuri, goggle Al Jolson
> did you mean google?
> yeah, that, or look for him on on your tube

>Shuri showing Bucky around the lab
>"Why do you keep everything you need to grab on such low shelves?"
>Shuri looks over at him while bending over and smiles

Wouldn’t Shuri introduce him to real African music?

Shuri clearly enjoys American music, she's up to date on the hottest tracks and wants to go to Coachella.

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Were you expecting something else?

>The lush jungles of Wakanda brim with life as the sun rises
>Animals roam free, waterfalls flow, the people begin to wake and begin their days
>A traditional Wakandan song begins to echo across the land
>No wait, it's actually Shuri screaming for Bucky to give her that dick

>Barnes, meet my girlfriends! We really need to formally hang out together, why don’t you ask Steve if he’s free?

I wonder if she likes Kendrick Lamar