This shit was fucked up man, always made me pissed off as a kid
This shit was fucked up man, always made me pissed off as a kid
Christian Harris
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Austin Smith
I don’t know what they were thinking making the oysters so cute. If you read a poem where a couple of guys eat a bunch of oysters, at least you have the luxary of being able to picture them as literal oysters instead of picturing them as fucking preschool children.
Gavin Myers
A pleasant walk
A pleasant talk
Along the briny beach
Hunter Mitchell
Wait, which part?
The TARDIS sized restaurant, or the luring of innocent oysters to their death?
Caleb Jenkins
>The time has come, my little friends, to commit mass infanticide!
Ayden Ramirez
The worst part is that he's not even viewed as a villain for eating sentient children. He's viewed as evil because he was gluttonous and didn't share with his friend.
Ethan Perry
The children were the ones in the wrong because they didn't listen to their elder.
Jason Ramirez
>I just love free food
Jackson Taylor
That’s not the moral, that’s the punchline.
Samuel Davis
More fucked up knowing the walrus isn't really a walrus and a Disney character who successfully killed a bunch of little children.
Ayden Gonzalez
Mufasa and his pride probably killed and ate a bunch of really cool characters off-screen.
Austin Edwards
Hakai
Blake Hernandez
what's that
Carson Sanchez
Now now user.
The time has come
To talk of other things
Of Waifus and ships and Shitposts
Noah Jones
Setting up to be a case for Cole Phelps
Walrus gets off and they frame the carpenter
Colton Ramirez
Luke Evans
I hated how that game kept cucking you out of real boss fights until the very end.
Xavier Cruz
I get it
Andrew Clark
EA really fucked the game over, I still love it, but it's far from perfect sadly
Caleb Howard
The Walrus is Buddha, the Carpenter is Jesus.
Michael Thompson
>tfw you help kidnap a bunch of kids and your partner murders them all before you get the chance to rape them
At least that's how I saw the metaphor
Blake Hill
Was that a pedo metaphor?
Jacob Lopez
> But four young Oysters hurried up,
> All eager for the treat:
>Their coats were brushed, their faces washed,
> Their shoes were clean and neat —
>And this was odd, because, you know,
> They hadn't any feet.
The original poem made it pretty clear they were supposed to be cute children, too.