Dear Russians

Dear Russians,

We should totally form an alliance and go around crusading

Sincerely, Burger

I'm all for it, but I'm afraid our leaders will bite the dick again and "hurr damn commies" and "durr, ebanui pindos"

lets meme this into existence

PRAISE

Let this happen, kek! Praise!

no need for crusades, just combine your nuking power to remove africa and the middle east from the world map the job is done.

???????
why would we
1. Waste uranium
2. Contaminate valuable resources
3. Destroy iconic wildlife

When we can literally just sweep through niggers and mudshits easily.

If our president actually wanted to fight ISIS they would have been gone before you even heard their name.

ISIS isn't like the cave mudshit taliban

they actually think they can win a full scale war with us and they're actually holding land

That's pretty good.

Because ((we)) gave them a few guns.

Deer rushins

Am americin. Do wunt remoov kebab with yoo :3 . i think we shud b frends. I giv u 1 wodka and cigaret for present.

Sinseerly, tecksin.

Heллo. И шoyлд ликe тo a9гee шитн you

Praise kek, give it digits.

You know if we do this we'll be taking Jerusalem right?

You guys can still have some synagogues tho

count me in

>morocco
>relevant
pick one

We can make Morocco white again, kick out the shitskins, restore the colonial powers.

Dear Muslimes and Nogs

If you need a safe place to hide your valuables while being crusaded by the US and Russia you know where to find us.

Sincerly Mountain Jew

thanks for providing a localized place to nuke 'em

sry, safe place for valuables only, no nogs or mudlimes

I sure af hope Trump isn't this naive, or you guys are going to get played like a balalaika.

Can we make this happen pls?