Storytime

Avengers #681

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he's really full of himself, for a pinky

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>2018
>having a no kill rule

She saw all this but not that Johnny is alive?

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How would she be able to see that if the black order hasn't had any contact with the challenger since the got on earth?

If she took his power then wouldn't she know that he'll just revive in a little while?

Thank you for the storytime, op! And please do Infinity Countdown Prime next, I'd love to discuss it with you all... There's some surprises (don't spoil, I want to see the reactions live)
All she could've probably seen was Johnny encased in crystal, which doesn't mean he'd be alive at all.

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Pink or blue it doesn't matter, that kind of smug is burned into kree genes.

look at synapse's boobs

I would be surprised if someone doesn't dump infinity before I finish.

Aren't they playing for their life? Or least the lethal legion is. Why score if it kills you anyway.

The black order is just brimming with nepotism, Corvus gave his brother and his wife spots on the team.

It took 60 years, but we finally have Voyager's origin.

I mean, it seems less like a "No Kill Rule" and more like a "Shit, that was kind of a brutal death". I mean, if I recall, his face kinda exploded last issue when Rogue grabbed it (although I'm not sure why his face is untouched now).

Otherwise they seem fine with her killing him?

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She just punched through his stomach. Face is fine

boobies

Hmm this is not how I remember it, I'm gonna have to fetch my old issues of Tales to Astonish but I'm pretty sure she was pushed into the engine, she didn't run into it. I'm surprised Ewing didn't fact check this.

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And now we have a reason to not just let them play their game

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HIM

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Hawkguy here to save the day

Ehhh, fine.
Giving her an origin is like giving one to the Joker.
I knew it was going to happen sooner or later, but it just feels wrong.

We might get his entire arm next week

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So she is a rigellian, just a weird octopus one.

So we all agree she’s Valeria Richards It something happens to her to make her this way and not remember her parents

>he has the mask again
WHOOOO!

Based Ewing actually bringing the brains into the team.

Hulk is immortal now

Why did Voyager become so young?

Ohhh so it's Hulk.
And here I thought it was Wolverine.

I completely forgot the Occupy Avengers were supposed to be in this too. Also
>Hawkeye's back in the classic costume
FINALLY

CUTE
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Her dad's lab looks suspiciously like Richards multiverse chamber.

Not Gary, or maybe it's Ross, he just got reunited with his brother.

This whole thing was worth it just to get him back in the suit.

Wolverine showed up last issue, he's frozen in Peru.

>Clint not being a joke
>Clint back in the mask
NICE

I hope Mentacle keeps showing up in whatever Ewing does next. Just because she's a psychic octopus called Mentacle.

>It's all a lie!
WHAT COULD THIS MEAN

>Jarvis: "... It's all a lie!"
>Beast: "Stars and garters... What do you mean?"
>"You're not a real doctor, Nadia! Hell, you're not even old enough to operate on anyone! Nurse, nurse!"

He's telling everyone that Tony was never adopted, it's just more of immortus playing around with Tony's timeline.

>We might get his entire arm next week
Kek.

>Looking like a superhero again.
Feels good, lads.

Best boy in best costume is back in town!

Rest assured, if anyone is going to use the lethal legion again from here on out it'll be Ewing.

Guys, when's Carol?

So the solicited cover was a bit of a ruse.

She already showed up, and did what she does best, nothing important.

Fucking Christ. Three goddamn weeks with the same goddamn cliffhanger.

>you
>reading comprehension
pick one

Oh! I knew there was something off. I remembered him in the cover without the mask.

hey wasn't this Red Triangle thing established by Ewing in New Avengers?
nice callback

>the same cliffhanger for three weeks
jfc

It'll be the same cliffhanger for one more week at least.

Are there really no other cliffhangers the writers can come up with? Is this story really that devoid of content and substance that they have to pad out the retu

>Mar-Vell, At-Lass, Minn-Erva, Glah-Ree
Kree names are dumb as fuck, but I can't help but still love them.

No, that was the semi-retcon from the '80's, when Kang went back in time to try and kill her before she started. In the original, she was just told to go inside the machine by whosits.

Next week: the second arm!
It's hard to keep continuity straight when time travel is involved, user. At least they're ignoring that time when Voyager sent Janet into the microverse and left her there for an eternity to suffer, only to pull her back into reality and fuel her abusive husband's anger.

The week after that: Elbows, maybe a shoulder if you've earned it

why the fuck is black swan still around?
why is she a thanos lackey now?
did she have any sort of backstory beyond being one of doom's handmaidens?
why were all of doom's minions female, anyway?

I'm a little bit angry that we got the blood brothers and not Lunatik.

Did you not read new avengers?
Black Swan was on of a splinter group of black swans that took off and started destroying earths instead of killing molecule men like they were meant to. This Black Swan was out for herself, she murdered a bunch of alternate illuminatis that she had come into contact with. And she already teamed up with Thanos in his cabal, blame Aaron for having her pop up after secret wars.

Leave it to Marvel to retcon another retcon.

Why can’t Marvel leave Voyager alone?

>classic costume
FUCK YES.

We don't talk about Fraction's Unparalleled Voyager, user.

Fuck yeah finally

>Occupy Avengers
I thought they all died to Hydra and it made me happy.

>solicit for 683 shows all the Avengers scenes from when Voyager first appeared but without Voyager in them
>thats 9 issues in
No Surrender the biggest waste of time and money ever?

But she joined Doom as his lackey during Secret Wars itself. Shouldn't she at least make an effort to reconnect with him? The current Black Swan is completely disconnected from her Hickman incarnation.

Yeah, ugly costume with ugly mask is back.
The old fans are happy! Even if this mask is ugly.

I lost interest in Avengers a few months ago and this synopsis sounds retarded.

Then why are you here wasting your time?

Sorry for deciding to see if there was anything interesting going on MOM.

Wait . Voyager is a pre-established character.I thought she is a evil telepath trying to poopy-butthole us

It raises an interesting question: If he was powerless at the time of his death, would he have the ability to come back?

Oh god, it is like the mycelium drive in star trek discovery

And yet it's still better than the movie outfit.

Jesus, Wanda!

Yeah just look at Carol, she was a smug bitch before but the Kree genes just augmented it.

I think only Mar-Vell was capable of being humble.

Think she has memories of naked sexy Proxima?

FINALLY! I hope this means Fraction Hawkguy is gone.

It's a superhero outfit and it's better than purple shitty glasses not to mention glasses would hinder an archer.

>how to drag on a story arc for no reason

marvel is just trash for doing this.

So this is the power of chaos magic.

Definitely, and they've been no doubt deposited into her spank bank for future use.

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Voyager is the best Avenger

I dig Captain "glory"s design

>Mar-Vell, At-Lass
>still no Tyme-li