Oh boy, am I glad to be a citizen of the United States of America

Oh boy, am I glad to be a citizen of the United States of America

>be Donald duck
>get shot

I guess it was duck season.

>be russian
>work for a pittance compared to Americans your entire life and face government corruption everywhere you go so you can never get ahead
>die from vodka poisoning

>be chinese
>spend your entire life earning a pittance compared to russians, face corruption your entire life
>die from some elevator eating your legs because all the infrastructure is shit

Such is the power of Communism

And to think folks want to bring it here

>modern China
>communist

>be russian
>pay 0.00 rubles for healthcare because it's provided by taxes
>cured from vodka poisoning

>be chinese
>lose legs in elevator accident
>get cool-ass government-provided cybernetic legs
lmao. Both Russia and China are capitalist, you illiterate imbecile.

Nah see, if anything bad happens in modern-day China, it's because of GOMMUNISM!!
If anything good happens in modern-day China, it's because of Capitalism.
Such is the mental gymnastics of a Sup Forumstard.

>I don't know what communism is but i'll still use communist like a 4 letter word

I don't get american education. Do you get taught this alongside worshipping a flag?

>impying capitalism is any better
>implying communism just doesnt turn into capitalism everytime with the leaders being the new upper class

I can walk outside right now and scream nigger at the top of my lungs whilst tearing pages off of the quran.

Can you?

50% of our education is spent on how great America is, 40% is spent on all the wars America was involved in (while being view-positively, of course, with "freedom" and whatnot), and the last 10% is literally all the history of the rest of the world.

Oh yeah, and the wars we lost get left out or they're rewritten into tiny footnotes. The Korean War was summed up in two sentences in my history book and we pulled out of Vietnam because "budget reasons".

Yeah, and if communism fails, then it wasn't really REAL, LIKE REAL-REAL COMMUNISM GUISE.

It's only real communism when it works. Which is hasn't, ever.


100, 000 000 bodies and counting.

Those things don't happen.
Don't you mean get the harvested legs of a political dissident/Tibetan.

I know, it's scary how the Right is buddying up to Russia, isn't it?

>it's the "muh not real gommunism" strawman episode
Typical autism from a Sup Forumstard.
>It's only real communism when it works
Communism hasn't been implemented yet lol. But if you're referring to socialist states, then yes, they did work!
It managed to transform two backwards failing feudalist empires into huge superpowers in literally less than half a century when it took America and Europe nearly two centuries. In fact, look at how much Cuba was better off now than it was under American capitalism, even ex-Navy guys I met admired how amazing Cuban doctors are and told me stories about them.
>100 gazilion and counting
Not only are those numbers hilariously bogus because they include non-registered babies and World War II casualties (not just USSR's and China's, btw) as "victims of gommunism", capitalism is the reason why millions are starving to death every year. In fact, capitalism kills more in a decade than you claim communism kills in a century.

Anyhow, this thread has turned into a shithole and I'm leaving it. I'm better off discussing comics and cartoons on the comics and cartoons board.

That's lowbrow. The right is buddying up to ethnic nationalism in some parts, and the left is buddying up to world socialism in some areas. Most Americans don't appreciate either ideas. The GOP and Dems largely represent this demographic.

Waid?
I'm sorry WAID, please don't block me on Twitter.

Seriously I wonder if commie faggots get a free handbook, "How to defend your retarded and outdated beliefs", they all say the same.

More like
>Be Donald Duck
>Get PTSD fighting in WW2
>get stuck taking care of and raising your missing/possibly deceased sister’s kids because it’s the right thing to do and because no one else would.
>Almost kill them during a particularly vivid flashback.

no I sleep in a bed with my wife

b-but lots of people died, user

>Having a wife
NORMIES GET OUT.

He can't hear you over the stench of his sociopoli professor.

Lefty/pol/ shouldnt you be in your cespool that is 8cuck?

>look at how much Cuba was better off now than it was under American capitalism, even ex-Navy guys I met admired how amazing Cuban doctors are and told me stories about them.

Wrong, have you seen the condition that people in Cuba live? do you know that Castro killed more innocents than Batista ever did? dont fall for the meme of "muh healthcare system is dood!", you are just spouting opinions from your favorite socialist youtuber.

>apitalism is the reason why millions are starving to death every year. In fact, capitalism kills more in a decade than you claim communism kills in a century.
I am sorry not many countries subscribed to your backwards ideology user.

No commie fag ever wants to move to fucking Venezuela and enjoy communism, I fucking wonder why.

>It managed to transform two backwards failing feudalist empires into huge superpowers in literally less than half a century when it took America and Europe nearly two centuries
You seem to forget how it destroyed the economies of countries such as Nigeria, Ethiopia and Somalia, countries that before the adoption of socialism were doing more than well.