Brit/pol/ - rushed thread edition

>Boris Johnson says UK is seeking MAXIMUM economic freedom from EU
express.co.uk/news/politics/732645/Boris-Johnson-Brexit-economic-freedom-EU

>Theresa May launches excoriating attack on Deloitte for 'touting for business' with leaked Brexit memo as Boris Johnson hints UK will leave customs union
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/15/theresa-may-brexit-leaked-memo-john-mcdonnell-live/

>Britain probably leaving EU customs union, says Boris Johnson
theguardian.com/politics/2016/nov/15/britain-probably-leaving-eu-customs-union-says-boris-johnson

>Google commits to £1bn UK investment plan
bbc.co.uk/news/business-37988095

>Downing Street dismisses Brexit 'divisions' memo
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37983948

>express.co.uk/news/politics/732645/Boris-Johnson-Brexit-economic-freedom-EU
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/15/supreme-court-judge-criticised-after-warning-theresa-may-could-b/

HMRC collected £533.73 billion in taxes in 2015-16
>gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/539194/Jun16_Receipts_NS_Bulletin_Final.pdf

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order-order.com/2016/11/16/may-wont-deny-offered-farage-peerage/
news.sky.com/story/farage-dismisses-peerage-claims-saying-it-will-never-happen-10638240
youtube.com/watch?v=Wxu71xsRf_c
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

This flag is racist and oppressive to people of colour please delete it.

Reminder to vote Yes in indyref2

FUCK PAKIS DESU

First for based nige

1st for the Guardian

>tfw started on dexamfetamine yesterday and feel nothing
that's with doses of 5mg and 10mg, anybody been on the stuff?

Kill yourself.

t. High Tory Unionist Scot

fairly sure this pic implies he's a traitor

L33T HACKERS ARE IN THE NHS

PANIC

>THA GUVU-MENT HAS NUU PLAN ON BREG-SIT

The absolute STATE of the SNP.

If you believe anything the libtard conservative party says you are insane. Liberal, labour, conservative. All one party, the liblabcon.
Only UKIP can save Britain

>"man im sick of trump and farage and rich bankers standing up for "the people" we need a genuine working class hero"
>pic related

I'm not sure if UKIP can save themselves right now, never mind Britain.

Not sure what I'd prefer, independence and watch it all blow up in their face, or Scotland vote No again and see SNP humiliated again

>liverpool women's nhs powerpoint presentations hacked
Nothing personal kid.

Based Theresa
order-order.com/2016/11/16/theresa-may-come-see-sometime/

BRIT/POL/ REKT AND DISMANTLED.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpD901iD5U0

REMINDER THAT YOU ARE NOT BRITISH IF YOU ARE NOT:
CELTIC
NORMAN
ANGLO-SAXON
OR A COMBINATION OF THE LOT
(having other Euro genes is fine as long as they're a minority)

ANYTHING ELSE IS NOT BRITISH

I was an esoteric plant all along.

The alt-right is over.

What a cuck that guy asking the question was

They should get rid of the audience in Question Time

>tfw half-iberian

You'd never even know

>Bigger tits than Pam Anderson
>A face that needs to be smashed in with a crowbar
>Screams and jiggles his tits about
>Doesn't even wear a sports bra
Into le trash it goes!

Hasn't s-turd-geon not shown herself to be a completely hopeless wee bint? Fuck independence. Vote tory

kek. I am genuinely shocked this lad hasnt killed himself.

How does he plan to defeat the alt-right, by writing more Doctor Who scatfiction?

I hope that's mainly oldest ally and not Spanish.

Pre-heresy Fulgrim was alright. He was slaughtering xeno scum in this pic.

>implying half scandinavians aren't also admissible

NIGE MIGHT BE GETTING A PEERAGE

order-order.com/2016/11/16/may-wont-deny-offered-farage-peerage/

Yeah I know but I dislike the idea of comparing Nigel to a traitor.

HOLY FUCK YES

is that a guy fawkes mask for someone who's been stung by a bee directly on the upper lip?

Spanish weren't Spanish before the Moors.

she can't keep herself under control. she gets nothing done with all these cans of irn bru and bags of chips coming her way.

wew

Don't even lie you just want Scandi qts to come

quite the accusation but where are the proofs???

ah, well the 40k players who play CSM also wanted to get on the meme train and this's what comes of it. In fairness literally every human in 40k shares the idea that the universe is not a hug-box.

LOOKS LIKE WE NEED TO TEACH ARE NIGE TO

D A R E T O D R E A M
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D
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news.sky.com/story/farage-dismisses-peerage-claims-saying-it-will-never-happen-10638240

Just got this posted through my letterbox lads

Don't know who to vote for, know we meme the candidates but I want to elect someone who will save my party from the death spiral Diane left it in

Scots is th' ane tru leid o' Britein.

Just moved back home to England in July after living in the states lads (currently in Florida using my remaining 2 weeks paid holidays I have to take by Christmas).

What the fuck is there to do for fun back home even? All I do on the weekends is shop because it's dirt cheap. Help me out here lads. I'm used to firing ranges and Disneyworld.

Also, I come back home and my hometown has 2 Pakis AND a black guy now. What the fuck happened? I'm getting triggered like I'm living around nogs in the states again.

Paul Nuttall lad.

Best option is Nuttall

You've already posted this and people already said Nutta.

Your secret is safe with me user

don't worry

I hope you're not implying that Kilts aren't glorious things.

What fits of jeans do you lads all wear? I'm fairly overweight so I go with straight fit but I've been losing weight and ordered some "tapered stretch" jeans and they look pretty good on me desu

This is how you stop alt-right: Stop Identity Politics.

Why is his video 30minutes long?

because that solution also kills the left and brings about an era of High Toryism and he can't be having that.

lel, exactly. Stop destroying our civilisation and we'll stop making edgy memes

Has anyone ever had a freshly made scotch egg?
Not a packaged one

I wanna make them

>stopping ethnonationalism
why?

Imagine if humpty dumpty got made into a scotch egg. that'd be a big egg.

shut the fuck up

>You've already posted this
No I haven't.

Completely different person.

They taste really nice user

you should ask /ck/ for tips if you're unsure.

Even if the left stopped this shit tomorrow we should continue. It's not like they ever showed us any mercy.

My apogolies then, it just looks like the same photo the other user posted except turned sideways.

>tfw /ck/ is just Americans arguing about fast food and Europeans trying to bait them

Got some cigs lad and they smell like poo poo.

Well said.

Already drunk at 1:33.
Fuck

>jeans
hahahahaha pleb

who would ask the questions?

So Brit/pol/ ...

Roundhead or Cavalier?

>already 1:33

Fuck

>not rolling your own
Who basic bitch rizla and golden virginia here

No point acting like you're regretful, because we all know that's complete bullshit.

Neutral peasant

Used to smoke Amber Leaf, but having packets of it made me smoke more and more because it was cheap as chips and plentiful. I managed to cut down to about 4 smokes a day a little while back but it's been creeping back up slowly, think I'm on about 10 a day now.

Kinda want a blowie from May, lads. She's stirred up a gilf fetish in me I never knew I had.

Scared of children/teens to be honest.

>muh smokes
Hahahaha holy shit what a bunch of stinky breath faggots

Missed PMQs

Anything worthwhile come out of it?

Scottish covenanter.

It's what all the cool kids do.

can i join in m8s ? :3

Not really. Some Bacon boy tried to get himself trending.

No, Abdul. You don't belong here.

youtube.com/watch?v=Wxu71xsRf_c
lol white men

Better that than having an aneurysm from the rage.

Vote AfD or kill yourself.

fuck off jerry scum

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BOMBER HARRIS DO IT AGAIN

>only anglos demand to build big monuments dedicated to civillian bombers
feeling very anglo today

Yeah the cool kids with shit lungs and man-tits
>rage
Nah mate it's hilarious, well done for falling for the tobacco jew

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I feel like post-truth was a term meant to denounce Brexit / Trump voters, but actually is far more suited to describe the regressive left

>Yeah the cool kids with shit lungs and man-tits
My lungs aren't bad, the doctor told me so but I do love my man tits so back the fuck of because I'm literally shaking right now. It is a bullshit habit though, whatever you do don't start.

>post-truth
what a fucking embarassing meme tbqh

>hurrr anything you disagree with is post-truth
y'know its interesting the way these people talk about "ebil nazis" yet they act like one by saying everything they say is the truth and everything else is wrong and evil.

What's this post-truth stuff you're banging on about lad?

>HMRC collected £533.73 billion in taxes in 2015-16
I made it in to the headlines mummy! Look at me!

lol that vcid is of someone trying to pretend they are as spazzed out as chris chan. LOL
Nice try but its fake as fuck or some kind of rip; off

>post-truth

Oxford word of year.
Remember last year their word was a fucking emoji. It's shit tier.

Well save yourself and get off them m8, you're pissing your health up the wall AND emptying your wallet to some faceless multinational

Lad I guarantee I'm more /fit/ than you.

>he hasn't been enlightened to the ways of esoteric jahanism
you might as well just say "i'm a new fag"

Really, then post bod lad

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