At what moments in your life are you most similar to Hedonism bot? Nothing sex related

At what moments in your life are you most similar to Hedonism bot? Nothing sex related.

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I eat ice cream out the tub until I get sick

when I shitpost on Sup Forums and feel all the sweet lulza crawling up my butt causing me butty shivers oooh here it comes again

I lay down in public places I shouldnt

This one. Each moment moreso than the last. May it continue as such for all eternity.

I, too, enjoy being slathered in chocolate sauce, Nutella being my favorite because it goes on thick and melts from the heat of my body. It gets EVERYWHERE.

That one time I ate 3 pounds of seedless grapes in one sitting.

Coconut Rum in a Vanilla Milkshake

I got to try that.

Dragon dildos.
I try to not be obsessive over lewd and sexual stuff, but god fucking damn, I love to fill myself up with those deliciously girthy dragon cocks.

Maybe I should learn how to read more.
Whoops.

>freshman in college
>realized i had two cans left of some sort of peach tea
>hopped in the shower and poured them both all over me

idk lol

what do you people not understand about hedonism?

Breakfast.

hah, gay

felt pretty good to me

Or a woman.

there are no wimminz on the internet silly user

for like 4 months every other day I would have hashed browns, bacon and eggs for breakfast. I got addicted once I found out how much better homemade hashbrowns are compared to pre-cooked garbage.
Especially if you cook it in the bacon grease with onions, garlic and rosemary. Then pop the yolk on the hash browns before eating. Its so fatty and decadent and I dont care, its amazing. I'm pretty sure I gained 5 lbs from that alone

fuck now I'm hungry.

If I'm eating out on my own money, I'm very frugal.
If I'm using someone else's, I spare no expense.
For instance if I go to McDonald's I usually just get two cheeseburgers and a coke. Someone else is paying? I'll get a Big Mac, a McChicken, large fries, chicken McNuggets, and a large coke - remove the middle bun from the Big Mac, remove the buns from the McChicken (scraping the mayo/lettuce off from the mcchicken bun as well as the lettuce/sauce from the big mac bun and putting it all on the mcchicken patty) then put the chicken patty where the middle bun used to be. Then I'll make a small raft of fries between the chicken patty and the two meat patties of the Big Mac. I'll then pour sweet and sour sauce on top and eat it while nibbling on a few nuggs from time to time.

I ain't a woman.

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Was it cold?

Probably back when I was in a really bad place and once spent a whole day eating packages of frozen Mac & Cheese (that I sprinkled bread crumbs on), White Castle sliders, and milk shakes.

Nobody mentioned hedonism the philosophy.

i always thought hedonism bot at round pupils and not the traditional square ones found on other robots

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You're a genius!

I ate myself to morbid obesity and then had my stomach removed.

I experienced so much hedonism, i literally cant do it anymore.

My only regret is my floppy skin flaps.

Boogie?

kek

One of the best minor characters in the show.

waking up early just so I can take a nap later

Two shots of tequila and just the tequila. The burning feeling is nice and it’s a good sleep “medication” while not making you overly sick.

My dude.

I took a nap on the sofa in the school lounge once

Once got a bunch of mangos at peak ripeness, stripped naked and ate them in the tub. Just let the juice run over my body. It was amazing.

God I wish I could enjoy Nutella. I have a slight hazelnut allergy that makes it just a bit too hard to breathe for comfort, which I only learned about by having Nutella. But Goddamn do I love Nutella.

I wish I had never ever tasted it.
I wish I had never known how good it tastes just on its own, let alone spread across some toast or on a bagel.
I wish I had never learned what I'm missing out on now.

Man. Like the stuffs not bad but it's nothing that great. Then again, I might obsess over it like a forbidden fruit too considering how low impulse control I have.

When I was in my early 20s, I had this day where I came to the very sudden realization that I was going to die. So, I went to the store, bought a bucket of fried chicken, a bunch of frozen pizzas, and a bunch of two-liters of soda, and used my credit card for the first time in my life, bought a Gamecube and a bunch of games for it, and spent the weekend and a few sickdays vegging out

My latest fondness is these dumb little 50 cent cakes in a box from Wal-Mart. I generally try to visit every store I can think of before WM, but I got that on a whim and now I go back just for those. Part of me wants to not waste money but the other says 'I only need to buy four dollars worth to last a week' They don't last a week

A couple nights ago I downed a six-pack of beer and a bottle of Wild Irish Rose in my front yard then tried to convince a guy to leave his wife and start dating dudes while shirtless.

Is there artificial hazelnut that isn't based from hazelnut?
It's pretty easy to recreate
and you could try other nuts if you aren't also allergic

Oh I agree, it's not like it's manna from Heaven, but it's just... It's a simple, easy to eat chocolate treat. And I fucking love chocolate, man. I have next to zero impulse control around some good chocolate. And it's hard to eat chocolate in any amount other than "too much" without being left unsatisfied. But chocolate spreads? I can just have a quick little half-a-spoonful, and I'm good, because like that user said, it melts and just inundates the area around it. I get all that taste sensation in my mouth, and it's just... So good.

I hadn't actually considered just making my own spread. I'm not allergic to most nuts, so I could probably try to find a recipe for either a substitute or even a nutless variety. Hell, maybe it's a common recipe considering how common nut allergies are and how popular Nutella is. I'll make a point to look that up.

There are tons of nutella clone recipes
substitute hazelnuts with any other nut and hazelnut flavoring, I'm sure you'll figure it out if you want it bad enough

I live in my parent's house with no job at age 26. They care too much about me to kick me out and I care too little about them to leave. I get basically whatever the fuck I want, which isn't much to be honest. Everyone always talks about happiness coming from accomplishment or love or some other bullshit, but I've legit never been happier in my life. It's so fucking easy to be happy when you don't have to worry about the world outside or personal relationships.

Also I tried sex once and it wasn't nearly as good as fapping to whatever crazy porn I found on a particular day, so I'm great on that front too. I fap 3-6 times per day and I hope to do so more in the future.

I'm going to do that now.

nutela is fucking disgusting if you eat more than a tiny bit of it

Logically a Quantitative Hedonist would be an ascetic so as donate his excess money to starving orphans. So probably when I give to Unicef.

peanut butter is better

I once sat around my home, drinking absinthe and smoking a hookah.

When I open up a jar of Nutella and just spoon it into my mouth. Holy shit.

One time I ate more Doritos than the serving size.

Prove it.

I ate so much raw cookie dough straight from the tube last summer

That's a pretty odd euphemism but I like it.

what did he mean by this?

It means I sucked a lot of sweet cock.

That's a Utilitarian, a Hedonist cares about maximising personal pleasure. But Epicurian Hedonism always stressed that intellectual and spiritual pleasures were superior to physical ones, so a good Hedonist may indeed be an ascetic.

I used poptarts to make an ice cream sandwich.

>At what moments in your life are you most similar to Hedonism bot? Nothing sex related.
I'll pour cereal into my hand and just eat it like that.

A true hedonist understands that there is no morally significant difference between the two, and seeks pleasure without qualification.

I put up two chairs together, one for sitting, another the for resting my feet, and eating a bowl of cereal I watch an hour of cartoons every afternoon.

I've eaten 50 roaster sized wings in one sitting with a 3 litre of soda. Being a capitalist is kino.

Served in Peace Corps in Liberia. Lived in the southeast where the roads are dirt paths. Ate basically nothing but rice, egg, and one type of hard, inedible bean for 8 months (and pineapple when it was in season!). Go for my medical checkup in the big capital city Monrovia which has your basic supermarket food marked up at outrageous prices.

Spent about 100 dollars buying candy bars, milk, ice cream, cow meat, cheese, etc. Ate so much I vomited then went right back to eating. All in an air conditioned hotel room with HOT WATER!

The only time I've ever been happier was when I got on the plane to leave. Fuck Liberia.

Damn. Did you at least have friends during that time?

Idk, when I'm just really horny and will do everything for a quick fap.

You fucking degenerate

You should

Neat.

Literally everything I do every day.
My life is nothing but stuffing myself with greasy food, watching cartoons, playing video games.
My main source of income is drawing R34 and fetish porn.
My existence is bliss.

>I read it in her voice
It just... Fits

I ate two large bags of Takis one time last summer. My mouth was on fire, I'm pretty sure I was pretty close to getting cuts on my mouth from the acid, but it was so fucking good. Not even my painful shit the next day made me care. Oh, and I also ate a cold tangelo in the hot shower once.

Pro-tip: If you have any sort of chips, put them in the freezer for two hours, and enjoy. Absolutely delicious, I can't explain why.

>If you have any sort of chips, put them in the freezer for two hours
I do it for almost all my snacks. Salty chips, chocolate chip cookies, etc

Brownies in the freezer, yum.

You have the life I used to have, cherish it my son.

My favorite was the day I baked a frozen digiorno pizza, with bagel bites on top of it, and with totinos pizza rolls placed on top of those.

Kik?

Dark chocolate and fresh strawberries.

Gentlemen of refined and exquisite taste detected.

EDH nights at my buddy's house, because he always has a ton of awesome snacks and it's impossible to resist them.

Bailey's in a Chocolate Hazelnut Milkshake.

I went to the colorado rockies last winter for a ski trip after the fall semester. Our school picked such a shitty time to go that there were about 6-7 runs (out of 50) open at the time. The trip was a total waste of money but we made the most of it.

We spent most of the time smoking recreational weed, eating cocoa crispies, frozen pizzas, chips, ice cream and drank busch light while we watched COPS.

when I pay tyrone to tonguefuck my anus with his penis.

>peach tea

fucking gross

This is probably one of the tamest example and the person who enjoyed it the most

>be 17, invite friends over for halo and junk food on winter break
>bought an ice cream cake for it
>discover friends ton't like sweet food that much
>week passes, ice cream cake sitting in freezer
>open it up the night before christmas eve
>think "I've gotta get rid of this some time"
>eat a shit ton of ice cream cake
>wake up in the middle of the night, queasy, cold sweats
>realize I'm gonna throw up
>get halfway to the bathroom before it starts
>so loud that it wakes up my dad
>he pushes me from the hallway to the bathroom, I'm throwing up the whole time
>heave at least seven times

He sent me back to bed and cleaned it all up himself. Thanks Dad.

Right now. When you're in college with a bunch of lefties who don't believe in monogamy, you can get laid pretty easily.

Hopefully this won't be the only high point in my life.

>At what moments in your life are you most similar to Hedonism bot?
Yesterday I shoveled all the dog shit my downstairs neighbour left in the front yard of my apartment building in front of her patio door.
Then I filmed her shoveling it and mocked her incessantly with poo puns.

Lived that same situation in the Philippines. The junk food there are so goddamn cheap. When I went from rice fields in the middle of nowhere to Manila, it was binge-heaven at Jolibee (their equivalent of McDonald's).

What a nice dad.

did a triple bang bang with my very first paycheck
ate greek, japanese, and indian

In the same day? Sounds insane. How did your stomach feel afterwards?

lol my dad would of beat the shit out of me and make me clean it up.
>then beat me some more.

Why would you create a robot whose only purpose is to enjoy itself anyway?

Proof that you can since every other robot we have today suffers from severe depression even with their limited programming.

Eating an entire pizza by myself in an empty house and then taking a shit with the door open.

Not sure if too much hedonism.

Tips? I have no idea how to be charismatic with women because I have low self-confidence.

My Hedonism top moment was when I first got to grad school. I ate two pints of ice cream and half a pizza while playing Hollow Knight and only stopped when I fell asleep.

You sicken me.