So, ya wanna be a porn-star, kid?

So, ya wanna be a porn-star, kid?
Well, whoop-de-do!

I have been around a cock before
With cockheads just like you

Each and everyone a disappointment
Pain for which there ain't no ointment

So much for excuses
Though a rape of Zeus is

Asking me to help him make a play

My answer is two words

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CREAM PIES

OK

You mean you'll do it?
You win.
You won't be sorry Phil.
Oh Gods.
So when can we start can we start now?
Oy vey

I'd given up hope that someone would cum along
A fellow who'd bang the belle for once
Not their dong

bump

...

The kind who'll bang slowly
Won't settle for oldies
At least semi-prone choky
But nooooooooooooooo
I get the greenhorn

I've been out to pasture pal, my erections gone
Content to spend lazy days and to shave my balls

But you need an director
A porn-star, but better
A good advertiser
And oh!
There goes my prostate!

I'm down to one last hope
And I hope it's you
Though, kid, you're not exactly
A dream come true

I've trained enough cocksleeves
Who never came through
You're my one last hope
So you'll have to do

Rule #6: When fucking a damsel always handle with care

Rule #95 kid, Concentrate
Rule 96: AIM!

Demigods tried to cuck the odds
And ended up a mockery
Don't believe the stories
That you read on all the cockery

To be a true porn-star, kid, is a dying art
Like fucking a high class whore, it's a work of heart

It takes more than semen
Comes down to who you cream in
You have to continue to blow
Now that's more like it!

I'm down to one last shoot
And my last high note
Before that blasted Underworld
Gets my goatsy

...

My dreams are on you, kid
Go make 'em come true
Mount that uphill slope
Keep fucking that hairy goat
You're my one last hope
And, kid, it's up to you

10/10

Boogeynights?

Beautiful

Saved for the record books

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read so much of that in his voice...

>Mount that uphill slope
I should've changed uphill to busty.