Trump just appointed a water salesman to Press Secretary
Trump just appointed a water salesman to Press Secretary
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I wish.
Holy shit. As I read the OP I said "I wish" out loud to myself.
I am adapting to the hivemind.
I wish
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Don't let dreams be dreams
Alex to head the FDA, we can do this!
Alex being press gate keeper would be pretty interesting
yes, we'll make better jews than jews
best video watch till the end
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Is that really Alex Jones' shirtless body?
at 1>40 the real shit starts
Yes. hes that ripped
I wish, say it out loud and make it happen.
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I'm ok with that
>implying there's anything wrong with a woke white house press sec
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I'm skipping this network break, this is too important.
you got any more of those screencaps of that show?
nope
shit,
have alex hitting a phone with a hammer.
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You have to admit, the ability to successfully market and profit off a resource that's readily available to everyone is quite an (((achievement))).
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Order it now.
Honestly though.
A milo press secretary would be fucking hilarious