Trump just appointed a water salesman to Press Secretary

Trump just appointed a water salesman to Press Secretary

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I wish.

Holy shit. As I read the OP I said "I wish" out loud to myself.

I am adapting to the hivemind.

I wish
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Don't let dreams be dreams

Alex to head the FDA, we can do this!

Alex being press gate keeper would be pretty interesting

yes, we'll make better jews than jews

best video watch till the end
youtube.com/watch?v=NN4Ky64uwWE

Is that really Alex Jones' shirtless body?

at 1>40 the real shit starts

Yes. hes that ripped

I wish, say it out loud and make it happen.

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I'm ok with that

>implying there's anything wrong with a woke white house press sec

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I'm skipping this network break, this is too important.

you got any more of those screencaps of that show?

nope

shit,
have alex hitting a phone with a hammer.

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Honestly though.
A milo press secretary would be fucking hilarious