What if you woke up one morning and you were her?

David Sullivan
David Sullivan

What if you woke up one morning and you were her?

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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neural_adaptation
youtu.be/4-PtcUN3W8M
youtu.be/7qSK3Pg1Rpk

Wyatt Thomas
Wyatt Thomas

I would cry

Christian Baker
Christian Baker

I'd kill myself.

Gavin Garcia
Gavin Garcia

i'd masturbate

Isaac Martin
Isaac Martin

Same, but from happiness

Dominic Young
Dominic Young

Haha time for conquest

Kayden Miller
Kayden Miller

I would check to see if she wears panties.

Charles Walker
Charles Walker

Conquer the north
Unify Scandinavia
Fuck the Slavs

Carter Young
Carter Young

fuck your porcelain doll waifu

Connor Hall
Connor Hall

already a girl so nothing would change except my hair color.

Brandon Martinez
Brandon Martinez

Find Jack Frost and marry him :)

Robert Carter
Robert Carter

I'd let it go.

Colton Campbell
Colton Campbell

let what go?

Jonathan Martinez
Jonathan Martinez

Wow I have a coochie [makes an ice dildo and sticks it]

Juan Gray
Juan Gray

Lay waste to my enemies with my new superweapon.

Owen Foster
Owen Foster

Oh wait you said were here not with her.

Daniel Carter
Daniel Carter

would become a nudist

Zachary Reed
Zachary Reed

Make myself a better looking dress, because the one she wears is horrid.

Lincoln Watson
Lincoln Watson

Lay waste to my enemies. I am the strongest thing on the planet.

Jason Young
Jason Young

Stare at myself naked in a mirror, masturbate to death.

Owen Jones
Owen Jones

I'd have better hair lol.

Daniel Phillips
Daniel Phillips

didn't know that was possible...

Sebastian Wilson
Sebastian Wilson

1)Refine my control over ice powers.
2)Create a series of tough but fair laws throughout the kingdom.
3)Turn Anna into my cute little lesbian incest pet and protect her smile.
4)Embrace my new female form and ride as much dick as possible.
5)Freeze any man who fails to satisfy me.
5.1)Kill any man who attempts to touch Anna without my permission.
6)Use my army, augmented by snow monsters, to conquer the world.
7)Wear some R63 Lich King armor.
8)Expand army by wrapping the corpses of fallen enemy soldiers in snow and "Reanimating" them to psychologically fuck with my enemies.
9)Use my newfound bisexual lich queen powers to rape the queens and princesses of captured nations, while spiriting away all of the young boy princes to my shota pleasure dungeon.
10)Kill that fucking bitch Snow White. I am at least 99% sure she has it coming.

Adrian Fisher
Adrian Fisher

If I'm bothered by the cold but am in her body, does the cold still bother me anyway?

Nathaniel Cruz
Nathaniel Cruz

She's not my waifu so I would curse fate for playing such a cruel joke on me

Isaiah Johnson
Isaiah Johnson

would suddenly have breasts and a vagina.

Xavier Barnes
Xavier Barnes

And the incredible magical power.

Blake Diaz
Blake Diaz

Why would you want to be your waifu, instead of being with your waifu?

Adrian Taylor
Adrian Taylor

Possible for men, dunno about women

Grayson Edwards
Grayson Edwards

masturbate for hours and become a gigantic slut

Thomas Brown
Thomas Brown

I'd come up with better lyrics to sing

Isaac Butler
Isaac Butler

The dress she has before she goes Ice Queen mode is so much better.

Nicholas Perry
Nicholas Perry

my body would be smooth.

Ian Baker
Ian Baker

Yes her coronation dress was quite good.

Jeremiah Mitchell
Jeremiah Mitchell

Turn Anna into my cute little lesbian incest pet
Porn when

Isaiah Kelly
Isaiah Kelly

Literally all over the internet.

Kevin Wilson
Kevin Wilson

I'd start a new ice age.

Daniel Clark
Daniel Clark

I would spend eternity fondling my breasts and sticking things up my vagina, and any other crazy sexual things I can think of.

Dominic Campbell
Dominic Campbell

I'll go look for anna

Evan Ramirez
Evan Ramirez

I'd arrange for a royal summer cottage surrounded by vast private lands up in the mountais where I'd start to practice using the ice powers so that I could learn to master them, start getting more involved in Arendelle's politics and look into expanding our sphere of influence, hire an etiquette and general politics tutor or three for Anna and open marriage negotiations with Prince Hans.

John Lewis
John Lewis

Have you been living in a cave?

Carter Long
Carter Long

I would be perfect in every way.

Luke Green
Luke Green

walk around naked

James Perez
James Perez

Masturbate
scissor my sister
kill all ice salesmen.
become female aryan magic hitler.

Christian Gomez
Christian Gomez

Enjoy being a woman.

Sebastian Stewart
Sebastian Stewart

That's just cardiac arrest though. A woman could do the same thing.

Robert Long
Robert Long

wouldn't have a dick anymore.

Zachary King
Zachary King

Would make this a reality

Ayden Nguyen
Ayden Nguyen

would be anorexic

Jason Rogers
Jason Rogers

Master my ice powers and indulge in royal hedonism with my new hot female body

Brody Walker
Brody Walker

Stop climate change of course

Joshua White
Joshua White

1.Masturbate
2.Ascertain which of my servants has the biggest dick

Asher Gray
Asher Gray

take my dress off

Bentley Adams
Bentley Adams

inb4 get blacked

Hunter Sanchez
Hunter Sanchez

Use my ice powers to impress lots of people as Frost from Mortal Kombat.

Tyler Johnson
Tyler Johnson

Now that's what I call a QUEEN!

Henry King
Henry King

Go to the nearest refugee camp and jack everyone off

Austin Smith
Austin Smith

I'd be the sexiest woman in animation so awesome.

Jaxson Green
Jaxson Green

literally just masturbate all day

Lucas Reed
Lucas Reed

KILL THEM ALL.

Xavier Thompson
Xavier Thompson

You had it right the first time.

Cooper Nelson
Cooper Nelson

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So...is this just another one of Elsafag's autistic talking to himself threads?

Isaiah Allen
Isaiah Allen

Try to convince Anna to do stuff to me

Christian Smith
Christian Smith

im gunna need pictures of the spider man

Bentley Edwards
Bentley Edwards

I'd find OP and freeze his dick off for continually making the same shit thread every day for 4 months.

Christopher Ramirez
Christopher Ramirez

I hate all these bad answers, they show a total lack of self awareness that makes me sad. Humans have the same fundamental hardware, and the physical and mental experience of being a girl isn't substantially different from being a boy.

Let's go down the list of morons, gents.

Great. 30 minutes later, you're cried out. What now?

You check
Medieval female undergarments, nothing particularly interesting.
Took you 5 seconds. What now?

Do you put ice cubes on your dick now? It's the same thing. After 7 seconds of trying you'd realize it was a bad idea. What now?

Are you a nudist now? Because it's the same thing, all that changed is the genitalia you're exposing. You'd feel the same embarrassment you do now and would choose, as you do now, not to. What now?

Do you masturbate to the site of your own dick? It's the same thing if you're jerking it to the idea of being a girl. You'd do it once, and an hour later the ennui will kick in, just as it does for you now. What now?

Do you have sex with a lot of people now for no reason? You could, (seriously, it's not that hard) but don't, and in the same way you'd immediately realize either it's too personally risky, is of no benefit to you, or would only be "easy" with people you wouldn't want to do it with anyways. A few hours of masturbating later and you'd be bored. What now?

What a terrible thread. Honorable mentions for still-shitty-but-less-shitty answers:

Trivial truth is at least refreshingly creative

This plan sucks, but at least it's more than one step and is more long term than 1 hour in the future.

Apply yourselves.

Leo Brooks
Leo Brooks

Ice powers! A kingdom for my own!

Well, besides masturbating to know what having a pussy feels like, I would simply...well, find a better ruler and freeze myself until his reign ends

And if I oversleep and wake up in a bad situation like, WWII...even better! Not only do I get to be praised by the Germans as a godess, but now I don't have to deal with any of the shitty characters from the first movie! OH! What if wake up around The Incredibles? I would leave Frozone out of work!

SO MANY THINGS I'D DO! I LIKE IT!
So yes, masturbation, find a better ruler for my kingdom, and then...do as I please

Hudson Morgan
Hudson Morgan

implying i'd get bored of cocks

Brayden Williams
Brayden Williams

You would, "I'd have sex forever and ever!" is a plan on the level of "I'll live at Disneyland for the rest of my life!"

Literally 5 days, tops, and you'll both be bored of the park and tired of spending huge amounts of money to eat garbage food.

Same for all the people saying they'd do nothing but jerk off or stare at themselves; that's not a life. That's not even a weekend.

Logan Carter
Logan Carter

I would make a army of Jack Frost and Black Frost and invite only the fae to live in my kingdom.

Nicholas Harris
Nicholas Harris

that's not a life. That's not even a weekend.

this.

the fuck you gonna masturbate to, confusion? you're gonna be in medieval Scandinavia, it's not even like there's porn you could watch

Juan Perez
Juan Perez

the fuck you gonna masturbate to

They had mirrors back then didn't they?

Jacob Edwards
Jacob Edwards

get gang banged by a horde of my own ice golems.

James Russell
James Russell

Dis kween noes da wae

Elijah Rogers
Elijah Rogers

Only legitimate Swedish answer here.

Landon Lewis
Landon Lewis

Manpower
How the FUCK did they get away with this?

Levi Lewis
Levi Lewis

Your brain is designed not to do this.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neural_adaptation

It’d probably work for a week or so but will get old for the same reason rewatching the same porn gets old.

Nicholas Ortiz
Nicholas Ortiz

I'd find you and freeze you to death for being such a fun killing autist.

Zachary Wood
Zachary Wood

It's ironic, of course.

Jaxon Roberts
Jaxon Roberts

Implying anyone’s actually having fun with the concept rather than VERY CLEARLY

And I mean incredibly so, almost literally 50% of the comments are about jerking off to the idea,

just using it as fetish bait

When did you realize you were going to go through life as the weird guy on the subway in the corner, that guy who claims he’s “just having fun” when the cops take him away?

Mason Jackson
Mason Jackson

hey at that point I would have a stable of male concubines so whatever

William Cooper
William Cooper

Medieval Scandinavia
People are literally afraid of witchcraft and otherwise are normal medieval people
Almost certainly religious, generally socially conservative, and are huge sexual prudes about females

The people aren’t going to let you have a harem as a female royal. This would offend their values and galvanize support against you. You could have a husband, or perhaps trysts with another man, but a harem will inspire revolutionary sentiment against you.

Owen Walker
Owen Walker

Also the moment you marry (and you will be expected to marry to ensure orderly succession), you’re going to be expected to abdicate and let your husband be king. All kings will want their queen to stay in line and aren’t going to let their wife run around having sex, because he will want male heirs that are his, not your bastard-spawn. And before you bring it up, it doesn’t matter if you’re a magic girl. Poisoned food and middle-of-the-night assassins don’t stop working, even against Elsa’s powers.

In short, Elsa’s future looks bleak, and all the people who want to run around as this weird royal nympho would be dead within 5 years. There’s a reason no real queens did that.

Christopher Cook
Christopher Cook

Tell Disney if they don't pay me 10 million a year I will star in SO MUCH PORN.

Mason Phillips
Mason Phillips

Did somebody say "Expanding the king(queen)dom with sweet ass ice powers?"

Ian Wood
Ian Wood

I'd be a really attractive woman.

Nathan Thompson
Nathan Thompson

Put on a hoodie keep my head down and buy a pair of reflective aviator sunglasses to hide my freakishly huge ass eyes.

Lucas Baker
Lucas Baker

my arms would go from huge to skinny.

Thomas Thomas
Thomas Thomas

Did many queens have omega-level mutant powers?

Magic breaks the gender roles, which are created and enforced by mens' greater physical power.

Dominic Roberts
Dominic Roberts

I would have to buy bras, makeup and stock up on female care products. I would also need to hit the gym to keep that figure, maybe end up healthier in the process. I wouldn't need to buy shirts and the like, I think girls look hot wearing male clothes, but I would definitely buy pants, my current ones would fall off.

Of course the obvious groping and masturbating for a while, but that comes from the novelty of the situartion, it will probably get boring pretty fast.

I have no idea what practical use I can give ice powers without outing myself as a freak; a gorgeous freak, but still a freak.

Ryder Richardson
Ryder Richardson

Freeze all of the migrants out of Europe.

youtu.be/4-PtcUN3W8M

youtu.be/7qSK3Pg1Rpk

Brandon Russell
Brandon Russell

I will dress up like sub-zero

Austin Lopez
Austin Lopez

I would stop wearing clothes

Liam Collins
Liam Collins

All these boys in a womans body attempting to masturbate as a woman for the first time
How lewd and amusing

Liam Nelson
Liam Nelson

she's hot

Leo Wright
Leo Wright

Would be the naked queen

Ethan Green
Ethan Green

I would have blonde hair.

Michael Barnes
Michael Barnes

Killed anybody and conquer the world by stome.

Ethan Ramirez
Ethan Ramirez

would suddenly have big eyes

Adrian Kelly
Adrian Kelly

Find the biggest, blackest cock and get railed by it in the town square 24/7

Ethan Nguyen
Ethan Nguyen

I'd be female instead of male. That's about it.

Jayden Walker
Jayden Walker

masturbate and then I'd aggressively flirt with Anna.

Kayden Lee
Kayden Lee

Then I'd just order the handmaids to undress and show me their junk.

Sebastian Clark
Sebastian Clark

you’re going to be expected to abdicate and let your husband be king
No, it doesn't work that way with crown heirs, let alone crowned monarchs. Are you daft

Lucas Lee
Lucas Lee

sweet sweet love to my sister. With Kristoff watching.

Mason Richardson
Mason Richardson

Frozen
medieval
It takes place in the 1840s. It's pretty much the early Victorian era. The Oregon Trail had its first Northwest-bound wagon train of pioneers in 1843, for example.

Luis Ramirez
Luis Ramirez

Oh shit nigga, i'm some white ass hoe!
Fuck man, i'm lookin' real fucking sexy, know what i'm sayin'? This bitch has it on.
Imma bust this shit out and take it for a spin!

Oh damn shortie you sayin' i'm your sister and shit?
Ay yo, you mean you and me seen each other naked a bunch of times, right? HAW HAW HAW!
Ay how about you so your sis a little somethin' somethin' for old times
*tsk*

David Phillips
David Phillips

i know that magic exists in this universe. so go on quest to magically become male
come home to my sister, express my undying love for her and that we are the best people for each other
build a rad ice kingdom and begin training warriors to defend our magical kingdom
send scouts to the far east, have them bring knowledge of foreign combat styles
find a way to spead my powers to those i trust including my sister-wife
found my clan of frost power enhanced ninjas
dub them the Lin Kuei
rule

Ryder Lopez
Ryder Lopez

Always the correct answer.

Zachary Carter
Zachary Carter

user, you're pretty damn alright.

Daniel Mitchell
Daniel Mitchell

No, rather want to be one of the group who gangbanged her hard.

Ayden Parker
Ayden Parker

I read that in her voice
That's really hot.

Gabriel Smith
Gabriel Smith

these bros can hang out in a video game now
feels good

Joshua White
Joshua White

The imagination is a powerful tool.

Xavier Jenkins
Xavier Jenkins

I feel like every guy would do that as their first thing as a woman.

Nolan Campbell
Nolan Campbell

yes
Yes
YES

Aaron Thompson
Aaron Thompson

and mental experience of being a girl isn't substantially different from being a boy
And the mental experience of being turned into a fully functioning female after spending life as a boy would be very different from either.

Logan Lee
Logan Lee

Masterbate, make some wise financial investments and technological developments, live life as a hyper wealthy libertine and then spend my final days as an old granny in a big country mansion with a huge family that comes over to visit every summer and winter.

I think a question that's just as good as that is what does she do when she wakes up in your body?
She'd be pissed as hell for a while as me but i think eventually she'd get her shit together and find work as a historian or teacher.

John Stewart
John Stewart

Being a CumGangbangSlut who able to fuck 11 Dicks simultaneously
Nah

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