What if you woke up one morning and you were her?
What if you woke up one morning and you were her?
I would cry
I'd kill myself.
Same, but from happiness
Haha time for conquest
I would check to see if she wears panties.
Conquer the north
Fuck the Slavs
fuck your porcelain doll waifu
already a girl so nothing would change except my hair color.
Find Jack Frost and marry him :)
I'd let it go.
let what go?
Wow I have a coochie [makes an ice dildo and sticks it]
Lay waste to my enemies with my new superweapon.
Oh wait you said were here not with her.
would become a nudist
Make myself a better looking dress, because the one she wears is horrid.
Lay waste to my enemies. I am the strongest thing on the planet.
Stare at myself naked in a mirror, masturbate to death.
I'd have better hair lol.
didn't know that was possible...
1)Refine my control over ice powers.
2)Create a series of tough but fair laws throughout the kingdom.
3)Turn Anna into my cute little lesbian incest pet and protect her smile.
4)Embrace my new female form and ride as much dick as possible.
5)Freeze any man who fails to satisfy me.
5.1)Kill any man who attempts to touch Anna without my permission.
6)Use my army, augmented by snow monsters, to conquer the world.
7)Wear some R63 Lich King armor.
8)Expand army by wrapping the corpses of fallen enemy soldiers in snow and "Reanimating" them to psychologically fuck with my enemies.
9)Use my newfound bisexual lich queen powers to rape the queens and princesses of captured nations, while spiriting away all of the young boy princes to my shota pleasure dungeon.
10)Kill that fucking bitch Snow White. I am at least 99% sure she has it coming.
If I'm bothered by the cold but am in her body, does the cold still bother me anyway?
She's not my waifu so I would curse fate for playing such a cruel joke on me
would suddenly have breasts and a vagina.
And the incredible magical power.
Why would you want to be your waifu, instead of being with your waifu?
Possible for men, dunno about women
masturbate for hours and become a gigantic slut
I'd come up with better lyrics to sing
The dress she has before she goes Ice Queen mode is so much better.
my body would be smooth.
Yes her coronation dress was quite good.
Turn Anna into my cute little lesbian incest pet
Literally all over the internet.
I'd start a new ice age.
I would spend eternity fondling my breasts and sticking things up my vagina, and any other crazy sexual things I can think of.
I'll go look for anna
I'd arrange for a royal summer cottage surrounded by vast private lands up in the mountais where I'd start to practice using the ice powers so that I could learn to master them, start getting more involved in Arendelle's politics and look into expanding our sphere of influence, hire an etiquette and general politics tutor or three for Anna and open marriage negotiations with Prince Hans.
Have you been living in a cave?
I would be perfect in every way.
walk around naked
scissor my sister
kill all ice salesmen.
become female aryan magic hitler.
Enjoy being a woman.
That's just cardiac arrest though. A woman could do the same thing.
wouldn't have a dick anymore.
Would make this a reality
would be anorexic
Master my ice powers and indulge in royal hedonism with my new hot female body
Stop climate change of course
2.Ascertain which of my servants has the biggest dick
take my dress off
inb4 get blacked
Use my ice powers to impress lots of people as Frost from Mortal Kombat.
Now that's what I call a QUEEN!
Go to the nearest refugee camp and jack everyone off
I'd be the sexiest woman in animation so awesome.
literally just masturbate all day
KILL THEM ALL.
You had it right the first time.
So...is this just another one of Elsafag's autistic talking to himself threads?
Try to convince Anna to do stuff to me
im gunna need pictures of the spider man
I'd find OP and freeze his dick off for continually making the same shit thread every day for 4 months.
I hate all these bad answers, they show a total lack of self awareness that makes me sad. Humans have the same fundamental hardware, and the physical and mental experience of being a girl isn't substantially different from being a boy.
Let's go down the list of morons, gents.
Great. 30 minutes later, you're cried out. What now?
Medieval female undergarments, nothing particularly interesting.
Took you 5 seconds. What now?
Do you put ice cubes on your dick now? It's the same thing. After 7 seconds of trying you'd realize it was a bad idea. What now?
Are you a nudist now? Because it's the same thing, all that changed is the genitalia you're exposing. You'd feel the same embarrassment you do now and would choose, as you do now, not to. What now?
Do you masturbate to the site of your own dick? It's the same thing if you're jerking it to the idea of being a girl. You'd do it once, and an hour later the ennui will kick in, just as it does for you now. What now?
Do you have sex with a lot of people now for no reason? You could, (seriously, it's not that hard) but don't, and in the same way you'd immediately realize either it's too personally risky, is of no benefit to you, or would only be "easy" with people you wouldn't want to do it with anyways. A few hours of masturbating later and you'd be bored. What now?
What a terrible thread. Honorable mentions for still-shitty-but-less-shitty answers:
Trivial truth is at least refreshingly creative
This plan sucks, but at least it's more than one step and is more long term than 1 hour in the future.
Ice powers! A kingdom for my own!
Well, besides masturbating to know what having a pussy feels like, I would simply...well, find a better ruler and freeze myself until his reign ends
And if I oversleep and wake up in a bad situation like, WWII...even better! Not only do I get to be praised by the Germans as a godess, but now I don't have to deal with any of the shitty characters from the first movie! OH! What if wake up around The Incredibles? I would leave Frozone out of work!
SO MANY THINGS I'D DO! I LIKE IT!
So yes, masturbation, find a better ruler for my kingdom, and then...do as I please
implying i'd get bored of cocks
You would, "I'd have sex forever and ever!" is a plan on the level of "I'll live at Disneyland for the rest of my life!"
Literally 5 days, tops, and you'll both be bored of the park and tired of spending huge amounts of money to eat garbage food.
Same for all the people saying they'd do nothing but jerk off or stare at themselves; that's not a life. That's not even a weekend.
I would make a army of Jack Frost and Black Frost and invite only the fae to live in my kingdom.
that's not a life. That's not even a weekend.
the fuck you gonna masturbate to, confusion? you're gonna be in medieval Scandinavia, it's not even like there's porn you could watch
the fuck you gonna masturbate to
They had mirrors back then didn't they?
get gang banged by a horde of my own ice golems.
Dis kween noes da wae
Only legitimate Swedish answer here.
How the FUCK did they get away with this?
Your brain is designed not to do this.
It’d probably work for a week or so but will get old for the same reason rewatching the same porn gets old.
I'd find you and freeze you to death for being such a fun killing autist.
It's ironic, of course.
Implying anyone’s actually having fun with the concept rather than VERY CLEARLY
And I mean incredibly so, almost literally 50% of the comments are about jerking off to the idea,
just using it as fetish bait
When did you realize you were going to go through life as the weird guy on the subway in the corner, that guy who claims he’s “just having fun” when the cops take him away?
hey at that point I would have a stable of male concubines so whatever
People are literally afraid of witchcraft and otherwise are normal medieval people
Almost certainly religious, generally socially conservative, and are huge sexual prudes about females
The people aren’t going to let you have a harem as a female royal. This would offend their values and galvanize support against you. You could have a husband, or perhaps trysts with another man, but a harem will inspire revolutionary sentiment against you.
Also the moment you marry (and you will be expected to marry to ensure orderly succession), you’re going to be expected to abdicate and let your husband be king. All kings will want their queen to stay in line and aren’t going to let their wife run around having sex, because he will want male heirs that are his, not your bastard-spawn. And before you bring it up, it doesn’t matter if you’re a magic girl. Poisoned food and middle-of-the-night assassins don’t stop working, even against Elsa’s powers.
In short, Elsa’s future looks bleak, and all the people who want to run around as this weird royal nympho would be dead within 5 years. There’s a reason no real queens did that.
Tell Disney if they don't pay me 10 million a year I will star in SO MUCH PORN.
Did somebody say "Expanding the king(queen)dom with sweet ass ice powers?"
I'd be a really attractive woman.
Put on a hoodie keep my head down and buy a pair of reflective aviator sunglasses to hide my freakishly huge ass eyes.
my arms would go from huge to skinny.
Did many queens have omega-level mutant powers?
Magic breaks the gender roles, which are created and enforced by mens' greater physical power.
I would have to buy bras, makeup and stock up on female care products. I would also need to hit the gym to keep that figure, maybe end up healthier in the process. I wouldn't need to buy shirts and the like, I think girls look hot wearing male clothes, but I would definitely buy pants, my current ones would fall off.
Of course the obvious groping and masturbating for a while, but that comes from the novelty of the situartion, it will probably get boring pretty fast.
I have no idea what practical use I can give ice powers without outing myself as a freak; a gorgeous freak, but still a freak.
I will dress up like sub-zero
I would stop wearing clothes
All these boys in a womans body attempting to masturbate as a woman for the first time
How lewd and amusing
Would be the naked queen
I would have blonde hair.
Killed anybody and conquer the world by stome.
would suddenly have big eyes
Find the biggest, blackest cock and get railed by it in the town square 24/7
I'd be female instead of male. That's about it.
masturbate and then I'd aggressively flirt with Anna.
Then I'd just order the handmaids to undress and show me their junk.
you’re going to be expected to abdicate and let your husband be king
No, it doesn't work that way with crown heirs, let alone crowned monarchs. Are you daft
sweet sweet love to my sister. With Kristoff watching.
It takes place in the 1840s. It's pretty much the early Victorian era. The Oregon Trail had its first Northwest-bound wagon train of pioneers in 1843, for example.
Oh shit nigga, i'm some white ass hoe!
Fuck man, i'm lookin' real fucking sexy, know what i'm sayin'? This bitch has it on.
Imma bust this shit out and take it for a spin!
Oh damn shortie you sayin' i'm your sister and shit?
Ay yo, you mean you and me seen each other naked a bunch of times, right? HAW HAW HAW!
Ay how about you so your sis a little somethin' somethin' for old times
i know that magic exists in this universe. so go on quest to magically become male
come home to my sister, express my undying love for her and that we are the best people for each other
build a rad ice kingdom and begin training warriors to defend our magical kingdom
send scouts to the far east, have them bring knowledge of foreign combat styles
find a way to spead my powers to those i trust including my sister-wife
found my clan of frost power enhanced ninjas
dub them the Lin Kuei
Always the correct answer.
user, you're pretty damn alright.
No, rather want to be one of the group who gangbanged her hard.
I read that in her voice
That's really hot.
these bros can hang out in a video game now
The imagination is a powerful tool.
I feel like every guy would do that as their first thing as a woman.
and mental experience of being a girl isn't substantially different from being a boy
And the mental experience of being turned into a fully functioning female after spending life as a boy would be very different from either.
Masterbate, make some wise financial investments and technological developments, live life as a hyper wealthy libertine and then spend my final days as an old granny in a big country mansion with a huge family that comes over to visit every summer and winter.
I think a question that's just as good as that is what does she do when she wakes up in your body?
She'd be pissed as hell for a while as me but i think eventually she'd get her shit together and find work as a historian or teacher.
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