>Live on the edge of a black neighborhood. >Neighborhood next to my own is also a black neighborhood. >But it's been gentrifying since all the white people are moving in because Brooklyn has become "trendy" with white folk. >The gentrification has not only displaced long time residents, but also businesses in that neighborhood. >One of the businesses that got replaced was a Dominican owned grocery store that I've been going to for years because of it's a short walk from my apartment. >White people bought it and replaced it with an "organic" grocery store where, of course, everything is overpriced. >If I wanted rosemary for seasoning my chicken and potatoes, I'd either have to buy the white man's overpriced "organic" rosemary or walk 10 minutes to another grocery in my neighborhood. >But I chose a third option. >I bought some of the white man's rosemary and put it in some water on my windowsill. >Eventually it put out roots. >Then I took a soup container, borrowed some soil from my landlord's potted ficus, and planted the rosemary in it, and fed it using a homemade eggshell fertilizer recipe I found on the Internet.
Now I alone control the supply of rosemary.
Now I alone own the means of production.
I'm coming for your thyme next.
Checkmate, white man.
Zachary Martinez
Nice! Fuck stupid white muricanos!
Eli Davis
They're learning...
SHUT IT DOWN
Nathan Garcia
Kek
Dominic Thomas
>they finally evolved agriculture
what a historical moment this is
Lincoln James
Egg shells are not a good method my friend. They might containe bacteria that might harm your baby plant
Justin Morgan
Muh gentrification Muh rosemarry Watch your back nigger You fly to close to the sun and you might get burned
Adrian Foster
This.
Maybe they'll learn to control the volume if their voice next...
Can you imagine?
John Roberts
You better keep your doors locked or Misses Rosemary might find herself a bit trimmed in the back of the stem.
Juan King
>ITT: a Jackaboo learns agriculture
It only took you 200,000 years, well done senpai
Ian Ramirez
Whenever Jews talk about gardening, I always think it's codespeak for child sacrifice rituals.
Kayden Moore
good post
Jason Mitchell
AW HELL NAW DAT SUM VOODOO SHIT
Carson Adams
OY VEYYYYY
Benjamin Perry
This.
>NOT GROWING YOUR OWN PLANTS
What's your excuse Sup Forums?
Nathaniel Fisher
whitey btfo drumpf btfo pol btfo ect ect
Asher Rivera
From mud huts to agriculture. Holy shit took you long enough
Christian Sanchez
urban agroponics
Hudson Taylor
Be careful your black friends might think it pot and try and smoke it.
Lincoln Williams
>niggers stealing shit nothing new here
Luke Kelly
Growing your own rosemary is probably a felony, one way or another, in this backwards-ass country
Brody Clark
Go ahead and take the thyme, it's a shit spice anyway. You'll never take our chives.
Dylan Myers
OYYYYY VEEEEYYYYY
Carter Fisher
>This is the year that Africans discover agriculture.
Nathaniel Howard
...
Aiden Rivera
This.
An Oregon man was jailed and fined for collecting fucking rainwater on his own property, and states and local municipalities have been imposing anti-growing laws for some time now.
The laws can be fucking stupid, but at least it seems they're hardly enforced unless a property becomes unsightly.
Joshua Myers
Two thousand years from now you can discover how to build a home from wood
