For the life of me, I just cannot remember this dude's name. Help?
For the life of me, I just cannot remember this dude's name. Help?
The Electric Pence
Mike "If your sexuality's on the fence I'll make you into mince" Pence
Yevgeny "Thunderbolt" Volgin
I think it was... Mike "AC/DC for LGBT" Pence, but I'm not sure.
Mike "Confirmed bachelor, confirmed kill" Pence
Looks like Mike "Official electrician of the LGBT coalition" Pence. Can't be certain.
Mike "play with the willy, you get the killy" Pence
Mike "Homos and queers, get thee hence" Pence
Mike "If you like men, the dial goes to ten" Pence
Mike "If you're into gents you must repent" Pence
Mike "Jerk It To A Guy, Circuit 'Til You Fry" Pence
Mike "Gas kills the Jew and the Faggot too" Pence
Mike "If you like dick, it's gonna get electric" Pence
Mike "Enjoy the static or get back in the attic" Pence
Mike "Having a gay fap? You're getting a zap" Pence
Mike "Stick your wiener there and it's the chair" Pence
Mike "Adam and Steve meet Volta and Ampere" Pence
Mike "If you like dicks, prepare to live with spics" Pence
Mike "The best homo deterrent is a direct current" Pence
Mike "I'll give you fags a reason to be literally shaking" Pence
Mike "The Sodimizer Lobotomizer" Pence
Mike "Defibrillator until you're straighter"
Mike "Come out of the closet, and you'll get the magnet"
Mike "Set electrode to Faggot Mode" Pence
Mike "Kryptonite of the sodomite" Pence
Mike "Homo medicine from Thomas Edison" Pence
Mike "Rainbow Flag? I unload my mag!" Pence
Mike "If your sexuality's on the fence I'll make you into mince" Pence
Isn't that Mike "LGBBQ" Pence?
Mike "Fag Medicine from Thomas Edison" Pence
I come from the future. That is 2024 president elect Mike "6 million Gays" Pence
Mike "watts up faggots" Pence
Not my OC, credit to some other britfag
the one to beat tbqh
Mike "Mike Pence" Pence
THICC
Mike "FEMA death camps for traps and tramps" Pence
That's Mike "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo." Pence
Oh shit
You need some practice
Dumping:
- Mike "Take it in the ass and you'll sleep in the grass" Pence
- Mike "Kick every queer off a gotdamn pier" Pence
- Mike "Better repent or you'll swim in cement" Pence
- Mike "Take off the skirt or sleep in the dirt" Pence
- Mike "Electro-engineer that fuckin queer" Pence
- Mike "Suck a chode, get an electrode" Pence
- Mike "Like cock and get a shock" Pence
- Mike "Hang every fag on a fence" Pence
- Mike "Pine box for every lover of cocks" Pence
- Mike "Turning fruits into vegetables" Pence
- Mike "Throw that bender into a blender" Pence
- Mike "Frag the fag" Pence
- Mike "Official electrician of the LGBT coalition" Pence
- Mike "Elton John? More like Elton gone" Pence
- Mike "If you go to raves, I hope you get AIDS" Pence
- Mike ''Ignite the Sodomite'' Pence
- Mike "If Your Ass Is Loose, You Get The Noose" Pence
- Mike "If penis makes you pop a chub, you get to join the high-voltage club" Pence
- Mike "Keeping fags on the defense" Pence
- Mike "Sucked the post ? Prepare to roast" Pence
- Mike "If you put it where he poops, your necks ready for the loop" Pence
- Mike "The only power we're giving queers is Volts time Amperes" Pence
- Mike "If men make you jerk it then we complete the circuit" Pence
- Mike "Alternating current for alternative lifestyles" Pence
- Mike "Crave the cock, get a shock" Pence
- Mike "LGBBQ" Pence
- Mike "Boipussy? Die wussy" Pence
- Mike "Suck cock get shocked" Pence
- Mike "Guy love? Fry bruv" Pence
- Mike "Gives fags toe tags" Pence
- Mike "Swing for the wrong team hang from the ceiling beam" Pence
- Mike "Vegetables out of fruits" Pence
- Mike "Out of the closet, into the chair" Pence
- Mike "EMP the LGBT" Pence
-Mike "Electro-magnetic pulse nightclub" Pence
- Mike 'Pepper spray away the gays' Pence
- Mike "Swing the other way? Here comes Enola Gay" Pence
- Mike "Set phasers to straight" Pence
- Mike "Same-sex pairs get the chair" Pence
-Mike "Touch a Wiener, Things Get Meaner" Pence
>SAMEFAGGING THIS HARD
SAMEFAG
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All you other Slim Shady's are just imitating.
- Mike "The electric stool for the homo fool" Pence
- Mike "AC/DC for LGBT" Pence
- Mike "Believing in evolution explains your sexual confusion" Pence
- Mike "Bulge Gazers get the tasers" Pence
- Mike "Two dicks collide, a chair i'll provide" Pence
- Mike "Love a trap, get a zap" Pence
- Mike "Back door ain't tight, get out of my sight" Pence
- Mike "Date a man, into the van" Pence
- Mike "Act like a sissy bitch, be prepared when I hit the switch" Pence
- Mike "Fight the gay with gamma rays" Pence
- Mike "Vice President-Elect(ric)" Pence
- Mike "Putting Faradays into gays" Pence
- Mike "Feelin' Bi? Electrify!" Pence
- Mike "Anal destructors get hooked up to the conductor" Pence
- Mike "S.W.A.T Raid on the Pride Parade" Pence
-Mike "Fender bender the transgender" Pence
- Mike "Watt Watt in the butt" Pence
- Mike "Toss the poof off a roof" Pence
- Mike "Take it up the booty? Then my gun is getting shooty" Pence
- Mike "Zap the trap" Pence
- Mike "Go to jail and drop the soap, head to the tree and grab the rope" Pence
- Mike "Take cock on the dance floor, meet my M4" Pence
- Mike "If you like men, the dial goes to ten" Pence
- Mike "Don't ask, Don't tell, Don't breathe" Pence
- Mike "Grab My Jewels, You Get The Joules" Pence
- Mike "Jerk It To Men, Circuit Begins" Pence
- Mike "Guy Fawkes on Pride Walks" Pence
- Mike "Think men are cute? I'm finna electrocute" Pence
- Mike "Get fucked in the butt, get shot in the gut" Pence
- Mike "Deus Volt" Pence
- Mike "Electoral Volts" Pence
- Mike "Take it in the bum? Die, you scum" Pence
- Mike "Like cock? You get the glock" Pence
- Mike "No gays in 100 days" Pence
- Mike "Homoshima and Fagasaki" Pence
- Mike "Dump a mag in every fag" Pence
- Mike "Electrocute queers until they bleed from the ears" Pence
Kek
This.
Fucking newfags samefagging a shit thread.
That's the 45th president of the United States of America, Mike Pence.
>what are IDs
just let them. it will pass.
I can't figure out any good qualities about the man.
Mike "if you're gay, you'll be made into hay" Pence
Mike "making black lives matter brain matter splatter" Pence
How many of these threads are we going to have? I swear I saw two others this morning alone.
Mike "Shock and Awe" Pence
race bannon
Mike " the establishment kike" Pence
Legit kekked out loud. Thanks sweden!
Best one I've seen:
Mike "Deus Volt" Pence
not sure if retarded
you should probably just kill yourself
Mike "You like chode? You get the electrode" Pence.
the best one yet
Until they stop being so hilarious
Mike Pence
Thanks bro!
Gihren Zabi
He's going to drop a colony and make Australia pay for it.
Mike "Hear the hum? That's gonna burn" Pence
>Mike "The Sodimizer Lobotomizer" Pence
high voltage kek
Mike "a body bag for every fag" Pence
Mike "blasting gays with Tesla rays" Pence
Mike "a kilojoule for homo fools" Pence
Mike "an arc blast for faggot ass" Pence
Mike "cure the crave for cock with a righteous shock" Pence
It all makes sense now....
Mike doesn't really want to electrocute me, right guys?
No. Electrocution implies it killed you.
Let's hope he does, for the world's sake.
Mike "Turns Fruits Into Vegetables" Pence
Yes, he wants to turn every faggot into a crispy critter
so who is kycilia and dozle?
Mike "Lobbying you're here for, you'll end up a dead whore" Pence
Mike "Puts fear in those who like it in the rear" Pence
Mike " Amps for the camps" Pence
KEK wills it
Carly Fiorina and Chris Christie.
Ivanka and... No Idea for Dozle.
Mike "I don't know how many watts but it's gonna be lots" Pence
Mike "Lobbyists take a hike" Pence.
I fucking hate mass repliers.
>dat ID
fgg i see
Don't ask Don't tell Don't breathe
got me
...
...
"Thunderbolt" never heard of him.
>not supremely underrated Mike "AC of DC" Pence
Mike "Purge the Perversion with Electric Conversion" Pence
Mike "taste the cock, get a shock" Pence
Mike "Zap a Fag" Pence
Mike "Watt Watt in the Butt" Pence
shameless reposting
Mike "The Anmeter Spike" Pence
Mike "You'll Glow in the Dark if I Hike Up The Spark, but You Won't Sleep With Men if you Survive Level Ten" Pence
Mike "A Little Juice to Stave Off the Noose" Pence
Mike "hear a lisp, then hit the switch. hike it up to 10. insulated body bags for fags who hunt for men" Pence
Mike "See a faggot, shock, and bag it" Pence
Mike "banning every lobbyist, electric torture hobbyist" Pence
And people still deny Sup Forums as the new Sup Forums. K lel
Mike "dyke and kike go on spike" Pence
Sup Forums i furry porn Sup Forums is it
Mike "Lick dick? Quick, get the electric stick" Pence
You were never on Sup Forums before the trap threads and porn fully took over were you?
Mike "I believe homosexuality is a disease that should be treated" Pence
Mike "Bitches Get Twitches" Pence
Mike "Take the rod, Get the Prod" Pence
Mike "transforming fags with a transformer" Pence
Mike "suck a cock, get a shock" Pence
Mike "see a nigger, pull the trigger" Pence
Mike " kill the lobbies is my hobby" Pence
Mike "kill a commie for mommy" Pence
Mike "gas a kike, then a dyke" Pence
Mike "strangle a muslim with her hijab before start a christian jihad" pence
Mike "Taze the gays" Pence
Mike "Touch My Butt You'll Lose a Nut" Pence
Mike "Touch My Crapper You'll Get the Zapper" Pence
Mike "Suck a Cock and Get a Shock" Pence
Mike "Fresh Pence of Bel-Air" Pence
Mike "rare flag kills a fag" Pence
Mike "Gay Reduction With Conduction" Pence
Mike "I appeared on Ellen DeGeneres and brought along a portable ETC rig" Pence
Mikey Me No Likey the Dikeys
Mike "Judge Nutcracker for a Fudge Packer" Pence
Mike 'Set phasers to straight' Pence
my sides
Mike "When Doctors Say Clear You Stop Being Queer" Pence
Fuck off back to /k/
Ann Holton