Best boy, funny and witty

>best boy, funny and witty
>tainted by having the power to fart out gas clouds
Why do fetish fags have to ruin everything?

I want to fuck that ball chain thing.

Its a drawing, its not a real character

>Its a drawing
Since when has that mattered to Sup Forums?

That isn't going to stop me.

No, im saying its literally a drawn face on the inanimate ball and chain. Its not a character but a stupid doodle on his weapon.

Where's this from?

That isn't going to stop me.

You say that as if it matters.
How long have you been here?

Zak storm
This is like lewding an emoji user, its not even a character, just a simple face.

That isn't going to stop me.

>lewding an emoji user

Either you don't know, or now your just baiting the Shadman posters.

If there is a hole, then there is a way
If there is no hole, then there is a drill
And if there is a dck and a hole, then there is joy

So youre saying youd fuck a ball and chain, a rusty iron casted ball and chain with a hole that, would scrape your dick into meat shreds? The hell is wrong with you two?

No, stupid. You shove a fleshlight in the whole and then you fuck it.

>No, stupid. You shove a fleshlight in the whole and then you fuck it.
I hate this fucking cesspool of a site...

Then leave.

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WD-40 exists, so does lube. Just use enought and you won't have a problem

I cant seriously believe im discussing to people about why you cant or shouldnt fuck a ball and chain, this should be common sense.

First time here little buckaroo?

this seems like people are trying too hard.

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I want to fuck chainchomps too. This isn't much of a stretch.

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Is a ball and chain really that hard to buy?
Men have called their wives that for years.

Why does that Jedi ghost assassin shota have a chain chomp?

Disney bought nintendo

has the show actually started yet?

Its on netflix already

Oh shit, really? I'll have to try and check it out

so is this actually good or is it just /cm/ fodder?

To all the degenerates that want to fuck the iron ghost ball, youre in luck because theyre selling it at target
Its stupid but charming in a way, nuch better then current shit say on CN atm

Too small.
We want to put our dicks in it, not put it in our dicks.

However, I guess any women here are in luck.

>what is jerking off onto a figure
You need to get out more