ITT: We come up with passive abilities for every nationality

ITT: We come up with passive abilities for every nationality

America: +15 to starting Gun Skill, -10 years of average lifespan

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Germany gets a +10 Wörk buff, but suffers from -15 culture due to suicidal tentions.

New Zealand: +15 to Disguising Self as Australia, -15 to world importance

Mexico
+5 Agility
+5 Cooking
+10 Religion
-10 Ethics
-5 Morale
-5 Communication

Special skill
-Undercover elitism
Be as racist, clasist,sexist, and other -ists as you want without repercussions.

Dutch: +15 to mercantile, but only overseas.
- 5 to all weapons skills

Sweden: +50 Frost Resistance, -10 willpower

Special Ability: The Cuckening - When activated, the swede throws his wife towards his enemies, allowing them to have their way with her as he safely escapes to write about it on his blog

>Israel
+15 barter
+10 conspiring
-25 world standing

Britain: -10 dentistry, +10 obesity, +5 banter, +20 History, -50 Empire

>he Cuckening - When activated, the swede throws his wife towards his enemies, allowing them to have their way with her as he safely escapes to write about it on his blog
I'm pretty sure there is a story like that in the Quran or the old testament.

Somewhere a guy gets threatened by a bunch of bandits and he ends up throwing his wife at them so that they stop acting violent and could all be happy.

Indian +50 curry resistance, +10 telecommunication skills.
-15% health

Canada:
+10 knowing what the calendar year is

-10 firefighting

of course the frenchmen knows the contents of the Quran

Lithuania:

+5 Appearance
+10 Communication
+5 Resistance to poisons
-25 Mental Health

>not +50 poo resistance

they wouldn't be knee deep in shit all the time then

that's what makes them resistant

serbia
+100 attack against kebab
-30 economy
+100 morale if below 10% HP
+10 resistence to radiation (courtesy of the clinton administration)

somalia +15 pirate level - 20 organizational skills +10 dice pool to any saving throw involving a rape attempt

It's good to know things.
France
+50 litterature +50 cooking +50 architecture +50 sci... Yeah no, there are too many things.

Poland:
+25 Alcohol Resistance;
+20 Christian Faith;
+15 Kebab Removing;
-10 Racial Tolerance;

Australia:
+30 Humor
+30 Stomach Capacity (petrol)
+15 Venom Resistance
-50 Firearms Skill

Special Ability:
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth

Romania
+50 diplomacy
-20 skin shade
+100 leg hair

Turkey:

+100 radiation resistance
+100 genocide affinity
+30 pack organization
-30 heterosexuality

lost

Somalia: -50 to all stats

Argentina
+20 Socialize
+40 Arrogance
+10 corruption

How many cups? - When activated, inmediately end a discussion unless target has equal or more world cups.

-100 Melanin concentration

How many cups? 1, purchased and with phantom goal

Finland:

+50 Cold resistance
+50 Heat resistance
+10 Knife weapon skill
+10 Horse Archery

Perks:
-Alcoholism
-Depression
+Shitposting Connoisseur

ARGENTINA IS WHITE (greater power)
Once a day, you may deceive another player into thinking you belong to another nationality.

Brazil

+50% THICC
+20 pickpocketing
+15 kidnapping

Senegal
+10 hut building
+5 against queers
-5 versus French colonialism
-10 versus Ebola

some of you are alright

America

+50kg

Canada:

+ 5 Stealth
+ 10 Endurance
+ 5 Outdoorsman
+15 Shitposting

Special Ability: Leaf it to me

gain first strike with a -150 penalty to Shitposting value

wunderbar, und überprüft

Portugal:
+10 Christian Faith
+30 Removing kebab
+20 Cultural unity
+10 Food
+30 Seafaring
-20 Organization

Special ability:
"Outnumbered but winning"
+10 to all stats when fighting outnumbered at least 3 to 1. Bonus +20 if fighting against Muslims.

United Kingdom:

+∞ Anglo

Can transform in Pakistan at any moment

Mexico:

+5 to Culinary
-15 to Culture

25% chance every 5 rolls to take a siesta.

you forgot about
-20 Aerospace technology

Dominican:
+100 attack with clubs
+9 charisma
-7 intellect
-25 sneaking

+5 aesthetics
+7 corruption every 4 years
-20% cash every year
+60% depths every year

China

+20 chemical resistance
+40 availability of organs for transplant

-10 intelligence
-20 charisma
-30 honesty
-40 ability to have an original thought

Too OP

-50 Nationalism if above 70% health
+150% debt
+30 Laziness
+15 depression

>Canada
>not these:

+50 frost resistance
-30 heat resistance
+10 agreeableness
+50 shitposting
+30 liquor tolerance
-10 resistance to media lies
-65 relevance
+50 disease resistance (due to chink exposure)

Spain

+5 swordsmanship
-15 employment

Blessing of Cortez:
+50% loot when plundering native gold

Bane of Denbts:
-10 to persuasion rolls when passing a pay denbt check

France:
+5 attractiveness from nationality if they don't know you
+40% chance of a terrorist attack
+10 butthurt
+10 Arabic knowledge
+100 Rafales
-20 Cuck resistance
-150% GDP from unsold Rafales
-10 Christianity
-40 Nationalism

Special ability
"Wave White Flag"
When used, you give control of your country to the enemy, and your population immediately starts collaborating with them.

I like this meme

>France: +10 to delusional elitism

Perfect

Japan

+30 rad resistance
+20 intelligence
-50 weakness to hentai

laughed like a motherfucker

hey what about skii shooting

that's a fin thing right?

Israel

+20 Military training
+20 Influence
+20 Espionage
-25 Charisma for people with Intelligence or Wisdom > 15

+150% faggotry

-1 Falklands

>Australia: +50 shitposting, -50 speed

Fucking kek

You're not balancing those states too well.

>5+ hunting/tracking
>7+ charisma
>5- barter
Canada is shit at making deals.

Portugal

-20 charisma
+4 sneak attack damage
-100 starting gold

Belgium
>+100 to beer brewing
>+40 to alcohol tolerance
>+30 to alcoholism
>+70 to tobacco addiction
>+100 to hand chopping
>-100 to unity
>+100 to fear of splitting up
>+50 to bilingualism
>+50 for suicidal thoughts
>-60 for excessive love of children
>-200 to relevance

I'm drunk as fuck so i don't even know if this is accurate. Seems like it is.

Brazil

+25 Stadium Construction rate
Max Armed Robbery skill tree

- All electronic devices cost double

USA special ability
Doesnt give a flying fuck about soccer since our "real football" athletes could destroy and devour all of yours in the time it takes for you to score one point n your boring ass game

Finland

+50 Meme magic
+20 Sisu
+10 Cold resistance
- 15 Autism

shit you got me there

Australia:
+5 drinking
+ 1 to hit vs monstrous creatures
+ 2 fort save to poisons and venom

Free feat: weapon proficiency (knife)

Special: may use two handed swords as one handed knives at no penalty

perk: Muh Malvinas
+150% nationalism in exchange for -150% relevancy

>Canada
+50% frost resist
-50% heat resist
+25% communication/shitposting
-25% intelligence

Special:
Innate homosexuality

Russia:
+15 Survival
+10% Alcohol resistance
+20 Luck
+15 Initiative
+15 Barter
+50 Melee/Unarmed
-10 Intellect
-10 Sanity
-15 Selfpreservation
Perk: Alcohol restores 20% more HP
Perk: Immune to cold
Perk: Learning languages requires 50% more skill points
Perk: Thick skinned

- 9000 Jew

Vietnam:

+30 Sneak

+20 Survival

-50 Eyesight

Poland
+2 endurance
+2 strength
-2 wisdom
-5 diplomacy
-10 bartering
50% resistance to poison
Racial enemy: germans

gr8

oh shit

Norway
+ 15 Cold Resistance
+ 10 000 Starting Money
+ 25 % Sailing skills
- 40% chance of berserking while intoxicated.

BLESS

underrated

This guy knows what's up.

I hope you fuckers gets what's coming to you
+15 salt

Croatia
-10 Attractiveness of General Populous
+20 Kebabs
-10 Immigration
-15 Economy

Special: Begins game with "Land Mines" × 50,000

Austria

+50 in combat against Kebab
+10 willpower
+5 culture

Special power - Legacy of Adolf
Additional dialogue options, +50 opinion on Sup Forums

-6 gorrilion

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Gibeah

Forgot:
>+5 Roads
>+15 Accordion
youtube.com/watch?v=7DljgSrTbNE

Ireland
+10 poetry
+10 songs
+10 literature
+10 guerrilla warfare
+5 willpower
-10 Organized military

Bosnia

+90 Resistance to explosion
+100 Corruption
-3 Personality

+10 Memory
-1 Angola

straya gets the Sneering Imperialist perk

United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

+25 morale in combat
+5 loyalty to state
+10 to naval navigation
-10 gun skills
-25 morality in government

Bulgaria

+20 smugness
+30 anti-rapefugees border squads
+10 food
+5 attack on horse back
+20 skull cups
+10 attack against turks

-10 corruption
-50 communism
-10 mentality
-1 FYROM

>VERY fast argies flying at incredible hihg speed

Gets access to "Alcoholic Rage" ability
+20 liquor resistance
+20 heat resistance (due to sauna)
-15 immigration tolerance
-100 speech skill
-50 barter skill

>anything over +5
you retards have never touched /tg/ have you?

Nice

Italy:

+5 charisma
+5 faith
+10 loyalty
-10 loyalty

>-15 teeth

delete this

I just assumed it was on a ten scale

Hungary

+100 Nationalism
+50 Emigration to other countries
-80 Immigrant attraction
-30 EU relations

Special abilities:
Racial purity
-Deport third world immigrants, get to be racist without opinion penalty while doing so

Lose land:
-When fighting a war, have a chance to immediately surrender and give up 2/3 of your land

-15 Good roads
+50 Self-made roads
Accordions are pretty rare, but there indeed is +15 Acoustic Guitar skill, I don't know anybody who can't play the "двa блaиных aккopдa" (two blatniye accords, the easiest shit to learn that is played in prisons. You can hear it in russian "folk" music, or "shanson" as it's called here. The songs usually consist of how bad/good it is to live imprisoned)