P-Peter

P-Peter...

make it good writing and i could give two shit if hes black or not.

What about the quality of his rice?

Why is uncle Ben a sidewalk drawing?

>Peter... don't you dare fucking use your powers to be a superhero. You make rice. You make good rice just like I told you, boy. Keep the Uncle Ben brand strong. With Uncle Ben... comes great rice... ughhh

>None of this would've happen if Wakanda come to aid black community. Peter... I know about your power... Go and find Killmonger and help him taking over Wakanda...

Peter wants to work on his drawing skills, he is sick of photography.

>stop, invincible nephew

besides having a dumb name Killmonger did nothing wrong

Supporting Killmonger effectively promotes colonialism.

That doesn't make any sense.
>I was shot so go and become a black nationalist and support a legit dictator who wants to kill all other races
???????????????????????? How is that any thing like something uncle Ben would say??

>Peter, that nigga Zatarain's. That nigga is tryin to hold us down. Fight him Peter. The rice must remain pure. With great taste comes great responsibility. Rice-A-Roni can suck mah dick...

Product placement was really strange back then.

It truly was...a different time

Kek

What did Raimi mean by this?

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>With Uncle Ben... comes great rice
kek

Ok that ones alright.

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ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THEIR PUMPED UP KICKS

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>Crossing your arms in front your body while sprinting forward
Poor form.

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When do we get the trailer for Skwad 2?

>Peter... I need you to get rid of my porn collection... Magazines, videos, some security footage I bought on the black market... There are snuff films in there, Pete. If your Aunt May sees all the pictures I took of her feet while she was sleeping... It's all in the box in the basement labelled "Baby Pictures"... Before you ask: yes, there are baby pictures in there, they're just not of you... Actually, they're a part o the collection, but that doesn't matter now... You've gotta do this for me, Pete. You've got to destroy my porn stash... And I mean DESTROY that shit, kid... Seriously, the hentai alone is enough to get a man put away... Hentai is the Japanese word for "pervert", son, and that's what I am... That's what your Uncle Ben is... All the fat globs of semen I've wasted masturbating to bestiality and vore over the years... And I'm a strong ejaculator, Pete... I'm as sterile as a surgery room, but I cum like a geyser every time... I think part of the thrill was always seeing if I could get any of it in my mouth... The first time I did it was a complete accident, but the taste, Pete... The taste was unlike anything I had ever experienced before... I started to crave it... It was like a drug to me... And that's coming from a guy who did a lot of blow in the 90s... Usually off of the ass-cheeks of some coked out hooker who me and the boys would kill for sport later... I actually have some footage of that in my porn collection... Which, again, you REALLY need to get rid of... I cannot overstate the importance of wiping that shit from the face of the Earth... Okay, what else, what else? Oh, you can have the slice of cake from Aunt May's birthday that I've been saving... I mean, I took a bite out of it, but it's not like I have herpes or anything... Wait... Do genitals count? Never mind, I'm dying now... In summation: great power, great responsibility, burn my porn, eat my cake... Bleh...

> implying that flash actually makes sense

> implying lazy and laughable portrayals do the character and favors in spite of the fact.

Seriously- wasn’t that cancelled?

They had a big meeting at DC/Warner/whatever after Justice League so not everything is going forward again.

holy crap lois

p-peter there's pills in my pocket, take one and zipity boop bap boop!

>YES MAN OF SPIDERS I KNOW YOUR SECRETS

>hogwarts
>white
kek

>MFW you realize he framed cause he moved to Netflix.