Post your Steamed Hams, Sup Forums
Post your Steamed Hams, Sup Forums
Jordan Lewis
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Nathan Roberts
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xw-jSymE76o
Isaiah Gomez
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Juan Wood
Shadman!
Jacob Wood
Michael Cox
Anthony Morales
Samuel Reyes
Dominic Gomez
Jace Nelson
Jace Bell
Wyatt Williams
Man, I miss classic YouTube.
Brayden Thomas
Luke Ortiz
That was truly impressive.
Jayden Parker
>that's New Orleans
lost
Gavin Flores
The only one that matters
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Luis Young
Jacob Hill
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personal favorite
Robert Stewart
This is the best I've seen in a while
Alexander Bell
why does every parody have skinner say "egads" when he's clearly saying "ye gods"
Levi Stewart
>Using the silvagunna banjo kazooie theme
WHY
Jayden Hill
Ian Moore
I hope you're ready for an live action luncheon!
Brody Campbell
>That agent 47 portrait
Every time I notice something new and it's wonderful.
Adam Gomez
How about some fresh oc?
Oliver Hill
>Will you cook my dinner for me?
I fucking lost it
Joshua Sanders
I only lost it at the end.
>OH LORD NO!
Jaxson Walker
Memes were a mistake.
Grayson White
Git gud
Henry Flores
>Do you like steaming other people's hams?
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Dominic Cooper
LEWD HAMS
Jackson Johnson
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Caleb Jenkins
This is the best one.
Nathaniel Baker
this might not be the best or the most technically impressive but fuck if this is probably going to be my favorite of the bunch. Not enough people are using different lines to build essentially the same context
Nathan Hall
confession.
I thought of making a "Steamed Hams, but it's a Porno", but gave up because I thought it was a bad idea moments into it.
Austin Fisher
are you splicing prono clips together? how was that gonna work
Ryan Gray
Exactly.
Jose Myers
Colton Long
Evan Howard
>had to use original recording of Agnes
>presumably because they don't know any real girls
Hunter Nelson
I like this one
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Isaac Bennett
>projecting
Angel Campbell
Elijah Turner
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Noah Reyes
Ian Mitchell
>Kazooie run SFX
i fucking lost
Zachary Adams
god take me back
Samuel Sullivan
god I wish this one didn't work as 10/10 well as it does cuz damn
Camden Martin
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Blake Taylor
(admittedly stolen)
Part 1
TJ "Henry" Yoshi: Well, Pannenkoek, I made it, despite your directions.
Pannenkoek: Ah, TJ "Henry" Yoshi, if that is your real name. I hope you're ready for an unforgettable Watch for Rolling Rocks.
TJ "Henry" Yoshi: Eh.
[Pannenkoek enters Hazy Maze Cave and sees that he has to press A]
Pannenkoek: Ye gods, my low-A-press run is ruined! Hmm. . . But what if I were to hold A from a previous level? Ho ho ho ho! Delightfully devilish, Pannenkoek! *begins to press A*
[TJ "Henry" Yoshi enters]
TJ "Henry" Yoshi: Ah. . .
[Musical number]
Pannenkoek with his crazy explanations. TJ "Henry" is gonna need his medication, when he hears Pannenkoek's crazy explanations. There'll be trouble in SM64 tonight!
TJ "Henry" Yoshi: PANNENKOEK!!!
Pannenkoek: TJ "Henry" Yoshi! I was just transporting this scuttlebug! Every time it hits you its home resets to a new location! Care to join me?
TJ "Henry" Yoshi: Why are you pressing A, Pannenkoek?
Pannenkoek: Oh! That's not an A press! Those are B presses! Mmmm, B presses!
TJ "Henry" Yoshi: Eh. [Exits.]
Pannenkoek: Phew. [builds up speed for 9 hours]
[Pannenkoek enters the dining room]
Pannenkoek: TJ "Henry" Yoshi. I hope you're ready for holding down the A button!
TJ "Henry" Yoshi: I thought you said you were going to press the B button.
Pannenkoek: No I said "half A press." That's what I call holding the A button down from a previous level.
TJ "Henry" Yoshi: An A press is an A press. You can't say it's only half.
Pannenkoek: Yes I can. An A press has three parts.
TJ "Henry" Yoshi: Uh huh. What parts?
Pannenkoek: Pressing the button, holding it down, and releasing it.
TJ "Henry" Yoshi: Really. Well I've speedran any% SM64 and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "half A press."
Pannenkoek: Oh, not in an any% run, no. It's a low-A-press run expression.
TJ "Henry" Yoshi: I see.
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Part 2
TJ "Henry" Yoshi: You know, you'd still have to press A at some point in order to be holding A during Watch for Rolling Rocks, so that'd count as an A press.
Pannenkoek: Oh ho ho ho, no. You can hold A from a previous A press that you used for a different level. Old Pannenkoek strat.
TJ "Henry" Yoshi: For a "half A press."
Pannenkoek: Yes.
TJ "Henry" Yoshi: And you call it that despite the fact that you have obviously fully pressed A.
Pannenkoek: Well. . . you know. . . One thing I should-. . . excuse me for one second.
TJ "Henry" Yoshi: Of course.
[Pannenkoek uses his built up speed to zoom around Hazy Maze Cave]
Pannenkoek: [yawns] Ah, well, got the star. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.
TJ "Henry" Yoshi: Yes, I should- Good lord, what is happening in there!?
Pannenkoek: Parallel universes.
TJ "Henry" Yoshi: Eh!? Parallel universes!? In this game? In this part of the castle? Almost twenty years after SM64's release? Localized entirely within Hazy Maze Cave?
Pannenkoek: Yes.
TJ "Henry" Yoshi: May I see them?
Pannenkoek: That would crash the game.
[TJ "Henry" Yoshi exits]
Pannenkoek's mother: [yelling from upstairs] Pannenkoek! I'm trapped in a parallel universe!
Pannenkoek: [calling up to his mother] No, mother! You just have to be QPU-aligned!
TJ "Henry" Yoshi: Well, Pannenkoek, you are an odd fellow, but I must say. . . you half-press a good A button.
Pannenkoek's mother: Help! Help!
[Pannenkoek smiles and gives a thumbs up]
Lincoln Gomez
Previously on Fist of the Borialis
Jason Evans
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Daniel Hughes
Pathetic
Logan Hill
I expected more from you, superintendetn
All of those yers of crazy explanashons..
Angel Sullivan
If your calms were here they would be grilled
Nolan Smith
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Caleb James
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Lucas Butler
Good bye, charmers. You'll alwas be in hart.
Owen Harris
Here is my OC
Asher Torres
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Lincoln White
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Levi Kelly
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Isaac Diaz
What!?
Andrew Williams
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Nolan Rogers
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Josiah Peterson
Get out of here, Stingay. This doestn't concerc yhou
Dylan Hill
That's wehre you're wrong, Seormye. The yutoobe edits may belong to no man, but those stearmed cloms were mine, and I am here to avenge them
Carson Rogers
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Brandon Clark
Do you think you can beat me, Strangy? I am the king of the Yootub edits.
Nicholas Anderson
this one is still my favourite
Xavier Collins
That's why I bought smoe reinforscements
Benjamin Miller
Jeremiah Sanchez
Bari Banson and Skite
Camden Hill
It must be my Brithday then, because now I get to steam all of you.
Jaxon Clark
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Juan Rogers
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Caleb Richardson
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Lincoln Butler
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Brayden Campbell
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Nicholas Ross
Skater, pls. Do you expect me to fall for such a pathenic movie?
Landon Howard
SHIA-KAZING
Christopher Flores
Huh?
Zachary Hill
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Bentley Ward
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Jack Lee
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Adam Mitchell
>Well Seymour, I made it despite your directions
>Ahh, superintendent Chalmers, welcome! I hope you're unprepared for an unforgettable booty call!
>yeah
*skinner enters the kitchen and gets gangraped*
>oh ye gods, my rump is ruined! But... what if I were to purchase an onahole and disguise it as my own ass? Oh ho ho, delightfully devilish, Seymour!
>s-superintendent, I was just, uh... stretching my calves on the windowsill! pre copulation exercise, care to join me?
>why is there cum coming out of your ass, Seymour
>oh, that isnt cum, its lube! lube from the lubed clam you're fucking.... mmmm, lubed clam!
>I hope you're prepared for mouth wattering anal!
>I thought I was having lubed clam
>oh ho ho no, I said lubed hams! that's what I call my asshole
>you call your asshole lubed hams?
>yes! It's a regional dialect
>what region?
>uh, shadbase?
>really? Well I'm one of his patrons and I've never heard anyone use the phrase lubed hams
>oh, no, its a paheal expression
>I see
*ass fucking intensifies*
>you know this ass is quite similar to the ones they have at bad dragon
>oh no no no, ooooold family genetics!
>for lubed hams
>yes!
>and you call them lubed hams despite the fact that they are obviously dry
>I... you know...one thing I should... excuse me for a second
>of course
>*yawn* aaaah that was wonderful, good time was had by all!
>yes, I should be GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE!?
>Aurora bukakkealis?
>a... Aurora Bukakkealis? at this time of year, at this time of the day, in this side of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen!?
>yes!
>... may I see it?
>... no
>HELP, SEYMOUR, I'M GETTING RAPED
>no, mother, that's just the eastern delights
>well seymour, you are an odd bitch, but I must say... you lube a good ham
>HELP
>HEEEEEAAUUGHGGHHGGHHGHGGH
Robert Ross
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Cameron Murphy
You think you can keep getting away with your'e crimes, Skipper?
You're time on this plan of existeance is over. Time to meat your maker!
Jack Nguyen
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Ethan Parker
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Connor Roberts
We never got to find out if Skinner liked jazz.
Benjamin Moore
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Evan Carter
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Jaxson Young
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Jeremiah Evans
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Landon Gomez
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