Why is she so smart?

Why is she so smart?

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Because she’s black.

She wanted to vote

cuh she be guh gurl who git goo grayds

fpbp

ayy luk iz iron man

Because Inhumans are you new favorite characters.

because blacks are okay with white people being openly racist and going "holy fuck can you believe it, look how smart this little nigger girl is? who can believe it, I bet she counts every seed in her watermelon!"

Using all that tech just to literally light a bulb above her head? She may be smart, but she sure doesnt have good ideas.

why would you mock someone smarter than you by being dumber than yourself

I think you got the wrong character there m8.

Doesn't she not know the difference between a theory and a scientific theory?

because I do what I want

I want to do criminal things with that precious little girl...

I mean, making meth or LSD would be a snap for her, right?

>Why is she so smart?

Apparently because someone at Marvel keeps telling us she is. I mean, she hasn't really done anything particularly smart. Pulled some bullshit out of her ass here and there, I guess.

So that contraption she made just to turn on a light requires multiple advanced pieces of tech in order to accomplish said goal. A goal that could've been solved by just putting the damn bulb in the desk lamp in the first place, the little switch to turn it on is still in the lamp.

She's a really stupid smart person.

Cause she's a black girl in a fictional story which by statutory law must all have IQs above 120.

Sure, but that's because writers are dumb.

Nigga, it's a visual comp. You're just taking issue with it because you hate the character. Besides, how old is she? 8? If your 8 year old built some crazy X-Men shit to turn on a light bulb you'd be fucking impressed.

Kid genius is an extremely common trope.

So when is someone going to post those saucy edits? That's how these threads normally go, right?

>Apparently because someone at Marvel keeps telling us she is.
She's really not, she naively got duped by Banner into thinking she is when he challenged her to solve a puzzle he copied from the back of a cornflakes box.

She is the reincarnation of Yakub

It's not that she has the highest IQ and will one day be the smartest. She's the smartest.

But "smartypants power levels" is the stupidest thing.

white guilt

>But "smartypants power levels" is the stupidest thing.
I agree, although that started becoming prominent with Reed years ago.

>buy light bulb
>buy light bulb switch
>buy wires
>hang light bulb with some garbage from garage
>hand switch from lamp
>proceed to act like Einstein cause am greatest black electrician

how do they train them to do that? do they reward them with treats or beat it into them?

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post the edits already

Why is she so stacked?

Lunella is fine and all but is chink Hulk still a thing? I can't stand him and he's shoved into like every comic.

she's clearly a scientist, not an engineer

She is super hero because she is smart.

>this bitch
>Riri
>Black Panther
>Prodigy

Why are there so many annoying smug black geniuses in marvel?

Every super smart character in Marvel just has an undiagnosed X-gene.

*Inhuman gene

Because she triggers the beta male, and she's cute.

>dark skin oppai loli

I'll play devil's advocate and say the actual Moon Girl book is fine, or at least still was last time I read it.

But it really is fucking nuts how terrible she is everywhere else.

God, the Inhuman connection was such a lame, obvious editorial choice.
Glad that push is basically over.
And bonus, the last real Inhuman ongoing is great.

>Whites are triggered by smart fictional black characters

No wonder western civilization is dying.

People are very easily triggered nowadays. First world problems, I guess. When there's no conflict in your life, you make one.

t. white kid

I think it was an aged up version, since she's as tall as the teenage Ms Marvel.

Isn't she an inhuman?

What so you mean why? Nobody has a reason for being smart, they just are. Remember that in Marvel have the roster has genius level intellect.

Needs another team up with Venom

i'm not familiar with a lot of marvel heroes
who are the christmas lights meant to represent?

Every fucking hero in marvel is a smug genius, it's not about race.

I would have loved it if they explained it that she is somehow linked into the subconscious of every single life form in the universe or some crap. Would mean that she is literally the most intelligent being because anyone that could become smarter than her instantly adds to her IQ.

Then make her fight against magic dudes because her intelligence is scientifically based and doesn't interact well with magic. Then it becomes scientific Moongirl Vs. Magical villains all day, everyday.

Would be an interesting dynamic because she can't overcome a magical barrier, but if it is a dome instead of a sphere she could make a machine to dig under it. Would mean that her IQ just enables her to enact any solution she can think of, but at the same time the solutions are based on her wits and child's mindset of solving puzzles and figuring out weird solutions to problems.

Why did he make him hulk? He could have been another hero, he was pretty great up until that point, then they just shoehorned him into a hulk. Why can't marvel think of new heroes?

In Marvel universe magic is just highly advanced alien magic or some shit so if she was linked to every single life form in the universe or some crap she'd be great at magic too.

Black Panther being smart is fine so long as he isn't Batman levels of preptime. They have him negating Storm's powers while using better martial arts than Iron Fist while defeating psychics with willpower while getting the Silver Surfer in an armlock and choking him out... That is annoying stupid.

Prodigy was literally a guy whose power was he could download anyone near him's information, but he forgot it after 30 seconds as a defense mechanism to protect his brain. Then he got the Cuckoos to remove the block and salvage what he could remember after he was depowered. That instantly turned him into a high level IQ.

Riri is a stupid character named after a Japanese porno staring asian teenage girl version of Tony Stark, and I really can't wait for her to die in a fire.

Moongirl would be an amazing character if they stopped telling us how smart she is and started showing us.

*alien tech

No it isn't. Magic is literally magic in Marvel and DC. There is cosmic power, divine power, magical power, and elemental power in that order of power. Magic isn't tech, and there was only one arc where someone hinted at that, but it was considered one of the worst Dr. Strange arcs ever.

Well shit like thor's hammer works on Dwarven tech not magic so at the very least it's a thin line.

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this one is my favorite so far

Lunella is best waifu, I knew it!

Because the author wishes it so.

So...what DID DD do in her body?

Oh man is that a good one

Ace Attorney Sherlock will always be the best Sherlock because he's an eccentric who thinks he's smart written by a smart guy.

Because they want you to be impressed by how woke they are for showing intelligent black characters. People want to feel as if they are on the right side of history and also not get attacked for being racist.

Black Panther is sort of the exception here. While Black Panther can certainly get quite silly, this is because at his core he's Doom + Batman which are two characters who are already prone to huge amounts of wank.

The real question is why do so many superheroes obtain multiple PhDs? I get that the writers want a shorthand for "this person is super smart" but it comes across more as "this person has a lot of time to kill and can't find anything meaningful to do with their intelligence". Mr. Terrific has 14 doctorates, which is absurd. Because of the requirements for original research, there's no way he's spent less than 14 years of his life working on those.

Is she an inhuman super genius? Pretty simple.

why is spider-man so spidery?

>constantly told she's SO SMART
>she's SO SUPER SMART guys she's SMARTER than Banner and Richards and Pym and Parker combined!
>almost all of her appearances in other books involve her directly causing a problem and/or getting in the way while everyone else tries to solve the problem (that she nine times out of ten caused)
>they also show that no matter how SMART she is, she's still an arrogant, stubborn, impulsive child

If only her own book would do that.

This was my last edit... I mean the last edit that I found online and somebody else did.

deleted?

That's one hell of a waste of material to just light a lightbulb

That's a big point in the comic, actually. She's incredibly book smart, but brash, stubborn, impulsive, and overconfident. She's been improving, though.

She made a functioning intergalactic spaceship, battle mech supercomputer, and an array of weaponry entirely out of stuff she got from the dump. She also modified a prototype Cerebro to work with her non Psychic brain to trace an individual acrosd the past, present, and alternate realities.

I literally though of these exact same words before I even opened the thread, wow

Yeah, but she hates it. Her Inhuman power is switching brains with Devil Dinosaur, and that NEVER works out well since DD freaks out and starts trying to attack her classmates while she gets shit at and can't work anything with her t rex arms.

And she gets REALLY pissed when people think she's smart because of the gas. She was smart beforehand and desperately tried to avoid being exposed to terrigen

She and DD haven't switched minds in ages, so I guess she cured herself offpanel.

Try to eat her classmates and generally tarded out until they tied him down.

Jesus Christ.

Plot twist
she's not actually smart but thinks she is. everything that she "accomplishes" in the book are figments of her autistic imagination as her mind is breaking down as she slowly dies in a cancer ward.

I think that would make her a more interesting character arch than whatever the mouth breathers over at Marvel are doing.

>it is a coma theory.jpg

They killed that push months ago.

Is Devil Dinosaur part of that figment?

beatings. even africans know the only way to get a black person to do anything is with beatings. you give them treats and they'll just rob you thinking you got more treats on you.

If she's so smart, why can't she just engineer a fix for her nappy-ass hair.

she is smart? how?

>She also modified a prototype Cerebro to work with her non Psychic brain
Once upon a time, not only was Cerebro something that didn't require telepathy to use, it was also portable.

do i even want to know why she's in sexy underwear? Is this a her thing or does the trex get naughty when it gets the body?

>fully dressed
>chulk grabs and suddenly lewd
THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?

what happens next in the comic?
is that really doom?

>Not really smart
>Created a time machine and spaceship.

The arc is that Lunella is being stalked by malfunctionung Doombots, and she's trying to find a way to defeat all of them.

The climax is, after trying everything, she realizes she needs help, swallows her pride, and asks the Avengers, X-Men, and Champions to help her defeat the hundreds of Doombots closing in on her.

Lunella invents a device to make her boobs bigger.

oh
she's not as bad as i thought then

It's obviously an edit, m8.

But DAMN, that fucker went through D batteries like a single mother through your bank account.

Yeah, she's an arrogant fucker, but the comic recognizes its her main flaw. Unlike the crossovers, where she just shows up, is bitchy, and leaves.

Clearly it's a thing her mom does for her.

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Damm lolicons! How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a loli's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.
The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.
I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.
It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she sighs breathlessly and her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again. You're all sick in the head.

>Smartest girl in the world has a big fat black ass
>Instead of being known for her smarts, she's only ever known for her big booty

Wait, so she's not a super genius because she's an inhuman? She's a super genius AND an inhuman?!?

>Unlike the crossovers, where she just shows up, is bitchy, and leaves.
Her speech in America was exactly Supervillian logic.

Not really. Nobody from the old guard goes around acting as if they're the smartest shit ever. Cocky Stark is an MCU thing, for example. He knows he's the best engineer, but doesn't pretend to be an authority on everything. Pym has tons of insecurity issues. Same goes for Banner. Reed can be a jerk, but never prideful, he's more of a "lost in thought" guy. Seems to me the only ultra prideful ones are the blacks and the villains (minus Blue Marvel, he's pure). Funny how that turned out...