Mouse/rat character

>mouse/rat character
>their name is a type of cheese

>cool kid
>sun glasses and skateboard

Sounds pretty cheesey man

>whimpy kid
>has fantasy of being buff
>whimpy head still on buff body

>mouse/rat character
>is sexy as fuck with a cute snout and a nice long tail that just screams “lift me up and fuck my wet puss”

>Implying sunglasses don't give you +20 in cool

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>slumber party
>boy dresses up in drag to spy on girls

>kids in school
>wearing hats to class
>kids in grade school
>visiting lockers, having breaks between subjects where they leave a classroom

>teen character
>looks older than they should be

>Mouse/rat characters get into trouble
>this is not Gouda

>superhero's real name is a pun based off of their hero identity

>flash back to characters as kids
>adult voices

>Insert any animal character
>Name is more or less a pun (i.e. Judy HOPPS, 'cuz she's a wabbit)

>kid goes out for football team
>teammates pick on him
>makes a big play during a game that almost gets him killed
>next day teammates give him varsity jacket

>they all have adult voices that are just high pitched
>they look exactly the same as their adult version, just smaller
>same hairstyle, clothes etc.

Why the fuck did Grunkle Stan have a gruff voice at 15? Same for Ford having his manly voice by then.

I got used to Dipper's though.

>how come you never told me about (really important thing)
>because you never asked

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'Ey now, don't you be disrespecting th' Jack!

>MC has an annoying voice that you can never get used to

>OP starts thread for complaining about innocuous tropes
>thread is all but dead less than two hours later

>mouse/rat character
>it speaks in a Russian accent and has communist ideologies

>mouse/rat character
>is Jewish and fled Russia to escape the pogroms

i don't want to fuck this

>Italian character
>their name is a type of cheese

>Fight to the death
>They set aside their differences over some trivial shit

...Martha can eat a dick.

>cool kid
>trapped in a block of ice

>Mouse character farts
>oh man, who cut the cheese?

>Character is getting down with their bad self
>Other character- "Yeah get down with your bad self"
THEY ALREADY ARE, EVERY GOD DAMN TIME WITH THIS BULLSHIT