Would you be a Joker if it meant Harley would let you be her schnookums?

Would you be a Joker if it meant Harley would let you be her schnookums?

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Yes, id ger her my creampies if you know what i mean

No, you never stick your dick in crazy

Does that rule still apply if you're just as crazy, if not crazier?

Harleys alot more loving and less insane then my exs, so i think ill do fine

>Would you be an Ivy if it meant Harley would let you be her schnookums?

FTFY and Yes

I would be a Joker anyway but that puddin close the deal.

What if she only likes Joker because of the way he constantly denies her and the minute you showed her any real affection she would bail/kill you?

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Why not?
Whatʻs the worst that could happen?

Sure, just blow up some abandoned warehouses, send Batman some spam in the mail every now and again and you’re good

Have endless clown sex rest of time

HONKA HONKA

>Would you be a Joker if it meant Harley would let you be her puddin?

Fixed that for you.

You can do way better than Harley in the DC Universe without becoming Juggalo Jim Carrey

I think that's happened once or twice in the comics. Mostly Harley gets really creeped out or annoyed when Joker acts out of character. She loves him for all the abuse and negativity along with the occasional romance.

>implying that Joker is crazy

She cuts your balls off and sells them on a black market. Heck, I once read a new report; where a Russian hairdresser beat up a robber and subjected him to sexual torture, in her basement, for three days.

Never stick your dick in crazy.

>vore

Just donʻt piss her off, problem solved

I don't need a Harley. Now, if I am to be a Joker, I rather be the Cosmic Joker, not DC's Joker, who is a poor man's Nyarlathotep.

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/cosmic_joker

Part of "being Joker" is not giving a shit about anybody else- even Harley. He acts like he cares because it makes her easier to manipulate, but he doesn't actually give two shits about her. She's a useful tool to him, nothing more.

You are aware that fake news stories are all over the web, right?

Do we get to have lots of fetishy kinky sexy

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Would you be Batman if it meant John Doe would be your best friend?

I want Harleys ass on my face

do i get to woo him or is he obsessed with harley?

Don't tell me what to do

I would be anything if it meant Harley would let me be her toilet.

Yes, because that means I can stop being the Joker and thus save many lives.

can i be harleys pet girl (male)

Always stick your dick in crazy.