Hi, I am an immigration lawyer in Los Angeles; one of the many in this beautiful city. Now I fear that what makes Los Angeles beautiful is about to be lost after our country elected a hateful demagogue as president. See, my name is Carlos Cohen. Sounds like an interesting name, eh? Well, my dad is white and my mom is Mexican. My mom came here illegally, fleeing from Mexican corruption and violence, and also the great economic opportunities!
The thing is, that this country has racist immigration laws that only makes it easy for white people from Europe to immigrate. America this election should have gone back to it's pre-20th century immigration policy: open borders. This is the timeframe in which the US grew the most and that is a non debatable fact. Mexicans are our next Germans, Italians, English, Irish, etc. yet we have just denied them entry and we're even going to send them back. A dark day for democracy it was, my mother even passed out. My mother is an interesting case. She came from Chiapas, Mexico to LA, CA. And well, she can't read or write, and people discriminate her (white people except my dad ofc) for such. But even though that, she is a proud citizen and voted for the woman who was for love and tolerance despite not being able to read or write in either languages. She's brave and let me tell you something, racists: you're losers. I came here from a CNN article posted a day ago on their website to see what it was all about (Sup Forums on Sup Forums), but it's much much MUCH worse, god.
Racist, I could report you to the police if I knew who you were I saw someone on FB get fined for saying the n word to an african-america
I bet you've never been to LA...? You're probably some who from horribly white Iowa (which voted Trump! no sorpresa, amigo)
Also, what has Michigan, Ohio, Wisconsin, and Iowa ever done for this country? They're cold and white, why are they so important? How can they be more important that CA (the biggest and most diverse state in the union, PLUS RICHEST!) in election time?
Justin Anderson
>my name is Carlos Cohen Tone it down a bit next time
Joshua Watson
Can't be both.
Anthony Stewart
>racist >not knowing this meme
Noah Nelson
Fuck you, vote por Trump y vivo en Iowa. Guess what else? I am from Jalisco and first gen immigrant. You are a living, breathing, sterotype. Fuck off loser
Tyler Reed
>fleeing from Mexican corruption and violence, and also the great economic opportunities!
Your mom was just a lazy whore who couldn't embrace corruption and violence to get Big Shekels and enslave the poorer mexicans.
Only chumps get paid in anything but murrifat dollars nowadays.
Blake Flores
google translate gone wrong
Thomas Harris
>next English English are the founders/standard. There is no "next" English
Nicholas Young
Hey fellow whites!
Get in here and get /comfy/
Doesn't it feel good to be born with the correct skin color?
Hudson Jones
Also >Cohen Trying too hard
Isaiah Hall
No. I want my voice heard loud and clear and I'm not scared of a bunch of minority-hating losers with no jobs that live in Iowa.
Both what?
Racism is a meme? Oh god, where has the world gone
Vibes en Iowa? Por qe? Aqi en California e practicamente Mexico. Venga a su casa, amigo, lo epero. Chiapa>Jalisco And don't call me a loser, you live in Iowa. Loser.
You've been brainwashed by the elites in Mexico, you can no longer be saved. I've heard of stories... there's no human rights in Mexico. Mexicans should be granted refugee status just like Syrians. Don't call my sweet mother a whore, loser.
English were immigrants, this land belongs to natives.
What's wrong with my last name? I'm sorry you can't be racist to me because I'm not full Mexican and have a white last name, but stop.
YOU MUST BE GASSED, MEXICANS WILL NEVER BE THE "NEXT IRISH,ITALIAN,AND GERMANS" BECAUSE THEY ARE SHITSKINS
Nolan Rivera
>Don't call my sweet mother a whore, loser.
Show me your shekels, Mr.AffirmativeAction Lolyer.
Benjamin Wright
Man, shut the fuck up.
Move to Mexico if you love spics so much.
Julian Stewart
Carlos (((Cohen)))
Jews aren't white you bagel taco
Eli Rivera
Sup whitebro, the rent on my trailer is up and my sister/cousin's mom/ gf is pregnant again (with my seed I think), any idea as to how I can use my magic skin to pay the bills? Thanks
Caleb James
bait/10
The LAPD has rouge officers working with the soon to be new FBI regime to report any government and private officials undermining federal law.
Those caught will be charged with reckless endangerment and federal insubordination laws.
Good luck mudman.
Aiden Taylor
>my name is Carlos obvious b8 is obvious. Sage
Cooper Hughes
what a pussie
Colton Reyes
>racism is a meme? Oh god, where has the world gone confirmed bait
I didn't choose to leave Mexico but now that I have I don't want to go back and live there. Cali is the equivalent of Mexico. I'd rather live in Texas but Iowa has raised me fair and treated me good.
Andrew Rodriguez
>la >beautiful
Jeremiah Ramirez
Por qe no votate por Hillary? Eya ama a lo latinos Los blacos ti han labado el cerebo
Tu tambien, you're against human rights for YOU A MEXICAN HOW AND WHY
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Why not? Italians and all the other groups were discriminated the same way, and they eventually became the fabric of this country On the other side, I don't want Mexicans to forget our history and start hating on other groups like Italians do now
Why the fuck are you people obsessed with shekels? Israeli money has to do what with your arguments?
They're called Mexican-Americans, "spics" is offensive. These people belong in LA and they are what makes it a cultural powerhouse.
Jews are white, Iowan nazi
The LADP is only loyal to the beautiful people of LA, Iowan
What's wrong with my name being Carlos? Does it have to be """Mark""" or ""Cletus"""?
Fuck you for rigging this election
What the fuck is bait? Sorry, I'm not good with racist memes Is it a keyword?
My credentials are not publicly available online I graduated from Law School last year (UCLA) I haven't done anything yet, I took a year break after finishing Law School
Ustedes todos son pendejos blancos
Parker Evans
It sure is easy to talk about law and history when you just make things up.
Thomas Powell
You are a legit living, breathing, fucking sterotype. Have you ever considered stereotypes aren't a guide to life but something to avoid?
Jaxson Morales
>America this election should have gone back to it's pre-20th century immigration policy: open borders. Why? Are the drug cartels in Mexico gone? Is the recession over? Is housing super cheap now? Is unemployment at all time lows?
Ryan Rivera
I don't owe you explanations, fuck you.
Carter Barnes
There is no way that this is not bait. No one could possibly hit so many stereotypes at once in real life
Brandon Brooks
How is it racist to have laws that protect our country?
Mexico has a stricter border policy than the states does, and yet, you seem to have no problem with that, now do you?
Since you are a "lawyer" or at least call yourself one, care to explain and link me to the so called "racist" laws?
Hurry up taconigger, I'll be waiting.
Leo Campbell
You don't even know half of it. There are far too many people I share race with that follow this sterotype to the fucking letter. There luckily isn't a Spanish "Uncle Tom" that I know of or have been called but I enjoy being the dissenter amongst my race here in the States.
Adam Morgan
Take a screenshot and time stamp your lawyer credentials. I want to see them.
Kayden Mitchell
Kill yourself tacokike, you're not welcome here.
Samuel Lee
>ella ama a los latinos. My loyalty is to this country. I'm tired of platitudes & rhetoric from the race-baiting & fear mongering democrats & the media. You guys still don't understand why you lost the election. Democrats truly do see us as minorities as useful idiots. The pandering is so obvious only low IQ idiots aren't able to see it.
Hudson Wright
LA is a disgusting shithole filed with the worst people on the entire planet. I hope is sinks into the fucking ocean and takes you with it.
>The thing is, that this country has racist immigration laws that only makes it easy for white people from Europe to immigrate.
More of your fucking spic shit cousins legally immigrate constantly, at a much higher rate than europeans. The reason for so much illegal immigration from mexico at the same time, is so many worthless shitskins with no marketable skills, like your whore of a mother, who want in despite having LITERALLY NOTHING to offer.
I know you're probably just roleplaying, just a ruselord trying to get my precious (you)s. But on the very slight off chance you even slightly believe the ideas behind what you're posting, let me make one thing clear: fuck mexico, fuck mexicans, fuck immigration, fuck california, fuck LA, fuck your mother, and fuck you.
Hudson Richardson
Shittiest b8 ever.
how are you a mexican/american lawyer? your mexican grammar is way off.
Luis Collins
>I graduated from Law School last year (UCLA)
UCLA--turning out illiterates in two languages. Si de vera es mejicano, eres una verguenza a mi raza.
Cameron Price
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Oliver Howard
USA never had open borders. Before 1960s we actually only let in Europeans and east Asians. Also before the welfare state immigration was not really a problem like it is today. Immigrants had no choice but to assimilate and work hard in order to succeed. 1/3 of immigrants ended up self deporting. Now the government just hands out gibs to anyone so nobody integrates and our society decays.
Nicholas Brown
Stop with the buzzwords paco
Elaborate on your points or gtfo please.
Grayson Rodriguez
Too bad, Over The Wall Mojando. Theirs nothing racist about Immigration, nobody is above the law.. those Europeans came here legally, filed up the right papers and even changed their names.. it took awhile to assimilate, they got treated badly.. but they contributed greatly and became part of the american dream.. and as a American and Hispanic... I don't appreciate your subversive and decisive speech Mr (((Cohen)))....
Jaxon Turner
Hi Charles, Welcome to /pol Your story/your moms' story are >STUNNING AND BRAVE. and i'm sure INSPIRATIONAL >to someone. Just not /pol >Here,FACTS matter embracing the freedom to express ideas >no matter how vile Without judgement >Here we are ALL >beaners >kikes >niggers >faggots >etc,etc
This IS NOT YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA HUGBOX
/pol is about exchanging ideas We aren't afraid of >NAMECALLING Carlos Cohen So keep calling us RACIST, Instead of using FACTS and PERSUASION to defend your >Liberal "ethics"
You are WAY out of your depth here...
>Your Basic Mentality Cannot process the subtleties of layered information on /pol
When faced with the reality of /pol You only see your own >inadequacy
That is why we scare you >/pol is simply a marketplace of ideas
Your IDEAS can't compete outside your liberal echochamber...
Good luck Carlos, >you're gonna need it.
Isaiah Sanchez
I have to be a self-hating racist to NOT be a stereotype? Then be it, I'm a stereotype I don't understand you guys and your arguments Why do you hate Mexicans when you yourselves were immigrants to this nation, Iowans?
Por qe esta enojado? Te toy tratando de ayudar
WHAT THE FUCK IS BAIT
I don't understand, what's your point? You're a POC too, so you shouldn't speak
Stop and frisk, asking for papers, and things to come under our orange president are things from nightmares for POC (racist laws)
And Mexico isn't a country of immigrants like the US, so yeah
It has WAY more important info than just my name (pretty generic name). I would be scared if an Iowan here would send me a bomb of sorts through the mail.
Loser
Elaborate Democrats have a clean record concerning POC rights, civil rights, monetary help to put them on their feet, and tolerance
Nolan Walker
Welcome to Sup Forums CNN fag
Carter Johnson
...
Luis Richardson
So your parents are married and still didn't bother getting her green card?
Shit no wonder your (((Dad))) loves her, looks are fleeting but non taxable income is eternal.
Jackson Stewart
>loser
Says the tacokike b8ing Sup Forums with its liberal kikery.
You will be on the wrong side of the wall, shitskin.
Jeremiah Sanders
Pasta'd
Luis Baker
Nice pasta
Nathan Williams
How are those laws racist? Israel has similar policies and is one of the safest countries on Earth. It is not racist to ask for someone's identification papers. Customs and Border officials have the right to know where you are coming from and what business you are conducting. It is literally SOP in every single fucking country around the world, Mexico is no exception.
Regarding your credentials, spend some time to censor "important" information. Photoshop, paint, etc. Black bar stuff that you don't want to be shown, its not that fucking hard.
I'll be waiting.
Charles Stewart
... what has LA done besides stick up the place and mass produce narcissists?
Owen Reyes
Look, son, if America only cares about European immigrants- so fucking what? Do Americans owe Mexicans our land? Do you presume to tell us Americans, who built this great nation- not your people, my people- to tell us what laws we should have? Do you presume to tell us how to live our lives while simultaneously telling us how terrible we supposedly are? Your kind is the reason I had to leave Texas, you're an infestation, a plague on both houses, any other sane nation would have genocided Mexicans back to their homeland. Yet, we graciously allow you filth to live here, we know you break our laws, we know you filth spit on our legal system, yet we allow you to stay- you've warn out your welcome frankly. Time for your kind to either be dumped into the ocean or go back to your amazing nation.
Bentley Powell
Lol, Mah nigga
Nolan Sanchez
no you can't be both. choose one.
Jordan Baker
Your drug dealing, rapist mother still has to go back, Juan.
Adrian Thomas
>LA >beatiful
one and only one
Dominic Harris
GTFO!
Gabriel Cruz
Learn to do things legally. Its what I did.
You want to agitate for a more streamlined immigration process? I'm all for it. You want to argue to approve of illegal activity? Fuck no.
Evan Scott
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Dominic Campbell
>pre-20th century immigration policy: open borders. This is the timeframe in which the US grew the most and that is a non debatable fact. Mexicans are our next Germans, Italians, English, Irish, etc.
Funny thing I was just thinking about this the other day.
The U.S. pretty much had open borders before and Americans were not very kind to Germans, Italians, Irish and then the Japanese at first. The first U.S. settlers were mostly of English descent and protestant; being catholic was viewed as being un-American. Italians were not liked because they had too many children while being poor at the same time. Most if not all of the German, Irish and Italian immigrants were from the same poor class as today's Mexicans.
>Democrats have a clean record concerning POC rights, civil rights, monetary help to put them on their feet, and tolerance.
Then explain to me why the "tolerant and inclusive party" have people rioting in the streets, causing hundreds of thousands of dollars in public and private property damage, blocking roadways and disrupting traffic. Explain to me why all of the POC and the like are still living in 3rd world tier cities like Detroit, South Central LA, Watts, etc.
Christopher Martin
I deleted all the replies I was gonna give you Iowans
It depresses me to know people actually think and say these vile things
I'll be leaving now, I hope you losers have fun
Goodbye, pendejos You people are worthless and will never understand the struggles of Mexican-Americans in an increasingly racist and xenophobic country like the US
Ian Parker
not only did your mom come here illegally, doesn't know how to read or write(I assume her contributions to our country are minimal, if anything), but came here and produced a fucking liberal. Fuck the lot of you
Justin Campbell
Oh so now I am self hating? You are attempting to bully me into your side but in that same attempt your just continually affirming my beliefs. Just because I don't believe in open borders doesn't mean I hate myself or my race. Do I have to believe in breaking the law to be considered to be allied to my own race? Fuck you and your divisive language. We're do I imply that I hate Mexicans? Just because how I vote and my political beliefs? Fucking racial bait, fuck yourself.
Kevin Hernandez
>Los Angeles >beautiful city jajajajajajajajajajajajajaja
James Young
>You want to agitate for a more streamlined immigration process? I'm all for it.
Why? We do NOT need more fucking beaners running around. This idea that we are under demand for skillless labor, rather than in an enormous glut, is a complete falsity, invented by californian mega farms so that they can continue to hire mexicans to pick produce for 12 hour shifts at minimum wage under shit conditions.
Luis Flores
Quick, list the welfare and benefits those people were granted.
Grayson Taylor
>sighBTFO
Bye Bye Carlitos:) Come back an visit >real soon m'kay
Jayden Taylor
So you really aren't a lawyer then? You are just some cowardly troll trying to elicit responses from the denizens of this board?
You can go fuck yourself, subhuman swine. I hope your family gets deported and fucking shot.
Aaron Perez
Bye bye, and thanks for the bait
Elijah Martinez
What I heard >Wah, I'm a poor little whiny thing >Feel sorry for me, we were oppressed >Emotionalappeal.jpg
What I read >My mom is a criminal who couldn't be bothered to legalize her stay >My father's a traitor harboring criminals >My mother just illegally voted in California >I need to go back
Isaac Sanchez
You do not know struggles, but hopefully you yet will.
Robert Richardson
I thought the "ethnic quota" was passed in ~1925, then deemed unconstitutional in the mid/late 60s. So....
Bentley Hill
Questions illegals don't answer
If you really wanted to be here why not do it legally?
If it was too expensive and you were in immediate danger then why remain illegal after those things are resolved?
If Mexico's violent corruption is the major reason for leaving then why aren't there political movements asking America to help with that? Why is there no request for America to intervene if it as bad as you say?
If Mexico's economy is the major reason for leaving then why bring parts of your culture that produced that economy in the first? If inflating a stagnant welfare class stifled your economy why do that here?
How does your self-interest for being here out way the drug trafficking, the gang violence, and HUMAN TRAFFICKING, that are a major proportion of illegal immigration?
Nathaniel White
@98877339 0/10 bait, git gud nigger.
Jack Ross
Good, I'll be waving at you from the other side once the wall reaches California
Jackson Ramirez
Have no fear. Mexican shitskins make the country ugly.
We'll wipe em out.
Benjamin Martin
Get off Sup Forums, fucking normal fag. And take your open borders shit with you.
Gabriel Nelson
what is the Immigration Act of 1965
Kevin Collins
HEY ASSHOLE, NATIONS HAVE BORDERS AND IMMIGRATION LAWS FOR A REASON! EVEN MEXICO HAS THEM!
Camden Wilson
>Yes I'm both
That's not how America works. That's never how America worked.
When you come to America you leave everything behind to become part of something greater.
This is why everyone hates mexicans. Because you come here wanting to escape the shithole that is Mexico and you want to make American into Mexico, and don't want to be part of our nation
Fuck you
Ethan Sanchez
The people in this country illegally are criminals. If we are going to talk about amnesty for anyone then let's discuss American citizens with criminal records. They have served their time and were PUNISHED! Yet 20yrs later they can't get good jobs. The illegal haven't suffered a day for the crime against America. I say Americans first!
John Cooper
Why is the Mexican flag on top in your faggoty button? Where is the gratitude for the country/culture to which your mother was able to flee and raise a son that eventually became a lawyer?
My father came here legally, started a small business that usually employed about 3 or 4 people, eventually became a citizen, raised two sons that consider themselves American first, last and always and place no hyphen before that wonderful title when somebody asks our nationality.
Why do you wish to remake this great land into the very thing your mother fled?
Fuck you very much.
Robert Morales
Democrats "help" minorities out to keep them indebted to them. Where else are they getting their next generation of voters?
Julian Ross
Epic thread, you rused us all.
Landon Hughes
>Los Angeles beautiful
And that precisely is why we can't have you fucking primitives and a first world civilization at the same time.
I've been to LA, it's shit, and it's shit because the people are shit. If you think that's "beauty" you will never ever assimilate with white Europeans.
Liam Hall
WHY KOREATOWN ALL LATINO TOWN NOW? WHY JAPANTOWN ALL LATINO TOWN NOW? WHY IS LITTLE BANGLADESH ALL LATINO TOWN NOW? WHY IS LITTLE ETHIOPIA ALL LATINO NOW?
Anthony Rivera
If you're looking for an intellectual agreement/argument here at /poI/, you came to the wrong place.
Best we can do is call you a faggot and you responed back with the same.