Who here /made bank on the election. I pussed out and didn't bet, post your results he fags

Who here /made bank on the election. I pussed out and didn't bet, post your results he fags.

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2.5k profit

made 150 on PA going red.

5,556$ in bitcoin

You realize that you committed a misdemeanor in the United States, and must now decide between either

a) reporting it on your taxes
b) not reporting it on your taxes (a felony)

Hows that currency that no one accepts?

hahaha, it's virtually interchangeable with cash you fucking normie

www.coinbase.com

Gambling is not illegal you mong.

I was going to buy in at 11/2 in mid October and I pussied out.

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More or less I need a template of how it looked when you bet, because I'm retarded and made it sound like I had a big dick betting on the election, and now they called me out on it.

who are you? the no fun police?

>confessing to a crime that you didn't commit so that your normie frieds so that they think you're cool

I sincerely would've betted if I had the cash. I don't mean that in a retarded retrospective "now that I know the results I should've betted" kind of way, I actually would have.

The universe is deterministic and I was certain Trump would win.

Half the links of (((google))) are in support of its legality.
Hows it to feel retarded. Also internet "casinos" are not illegal. Therefore internet gambling is technically legal.

The google results say you have to do it on predictit.com (a prediction market, not a gambling site)

It's only legal because you're "PREDICTING" not gambling.

did you go through predictit, user? Because otherwise, you

and--in fact--your posts on Sup Forums () show that you were not PREDICTING but were in fact GAMBLING

If i was a prosecutor, all i would need to do to convict you is subpeona Sup Forums for their IP logs

I bought 20000 shares of various US manufacturing companies after trump won and sold them on Monday. Only held them a few days. All the speculation caused them to rise and then drop very rapidly so I took it to my advantage. For example I bought 1500 shares of WOR for 46 a share and sold at 58 a share. Did this with about 20 companies.

> i was a prosecutor, all i would need to do to convict you is subpeona Sup Forums for their IP logs

But you aren't, so fuck off.

300 pooros

I would have if I wasn't surrounded by fucking blue pilled faggots telling me "IT'S IMPOSSBLE, IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN"

Fucking pussy faggots gave me cold feet and made me doubt my better judgement. I would have totally betted at least 500 on him.

>betting when you have no idea what the chances of winning are

that's exactly the only fair moment to bet

>implying laws are upheld

>implying anyone gives a shit about taxes unless you're the head of a company or the mafia.

The IRS doesn't waste it's time on small fries.

go on

i mean where's the thrill of winning otherwise