You now have super powers based on the last thing you ate.
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Actually, it was a pretzel. So I'm flexible like this guy.
I just ate some chocolate
Hot Cheetos
Fire breath, not bad,
protein bar
super strength isn't a bad power, bit common though
>mild radioactivity powers
>able to tap into the toonforce only to make people slip
eh... might give The Flash a run for his money
forgot pic
>T-Bone Steak
Super strength is cool.
>Tacos
????
I've now got cat powers.
kek
Your power is that you can transform into an economical and highly adaptable meal for a small family
>Trail Mix
Uhh...
>Reuben and pub chips
I shall bring peace to this world with corn beef, kraut, and fried potatoes.
I don't know even what his powers are
>Hostess SnoBalls
Coconut Armor
Marshmallow shape-shifting powers
Soft moist chocolate cake healing powers
Cream filling blinding attack
Come at me bitches
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>twinkies
Oh wow, could you just like not
thanksies
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>creamy chicken pasta dish with spinach
I eat spinach like Popeye but turn into a gooey raptor monster?
>infinite endurance
>Pepsi locator
>high reaction speed, mild agility and running speed
Captain America
Take a guess
>Digestive Biscuit
I guess I'm just a low-grade version of Matter-Eater Lad, able to digest anything but not necessarily eat it?
>Pecan Pie.
I can form a hard exterior, and spew a powerful adhesive from my fingertips.
>canned beef and veg soup
i come to the aid of sick people who are too tired to cook everywhere
Cold Tea
Hot and Cold powers that cancel each other out
Spicy bbq Hawaiian potato chips
I can create a small pocket of slightly warm air, but by doing so I become very brittle and fragile
Captain Pork
Guess what I do to bad guys
Give them worms?
I had some spicy gumbo so fire breath and lava shits?
I don't remember the last thing I ate, and that was just ~6 hours ago.
Hopefully the powers will help with my early onset Alzheimers.
>Brisket
My power is unbreakable skin, because my mom's brisket is about as hard as a truck tire.
>tuna and an empanada
I'm a Atlantean like Aquaman or Namor that can grow a carapace/shell armor
>Russian Salad
I don't even know.
control of cold weather plants
and alcohol
Almonds. I can activate anything I want whenever I want.
>An Orange
I guess I become super healthy and immune to disease? What else are oranges associated with?
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Congratulations, you're Karl now. To only way to be freed from the curse is if another takes your place.
Marble Cake.
I'm a biracial stripper turned villain with a cute butt named Sprinkles.
I shoot icing out of my fingertips which causes ghrelin suppression and tryptophan buildup, making enemies sluggish and stupid.
Bear and whiskey.
I guess I can turn from liquid to plasma
Pizza with sausage, peppers and onions.
> What else are oranges associated with?
I'm so sorry user, you have become Flordiaman
Jawbreakers
I'm now an unbeatable boxer, as long as I land a hit to the jaw.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, so I guess I have regenerative powers now.
>bbq wings
nice i got super speed thanks
>not the bus driver
>Pizza with ham, pepperoni and cured shark
An iron stomach I guess?
Korean Taco.
So I'm really good at performing cunnilingus on Asian women.
Finally my diet of radioactive spiders pays off
Fuck it, we're just counting the 'Voodoo Ranger' Imperial IPA slushies I've been pounding.
I cause blasts of freezing cold; with disorientation, blurred vision, confusion, poor judgement, and attraction to ugly people. These affects are amplified on small women and people with HOPS sensitivity.
My only weaknesses are moderate drinkers and functional alcoholics.
I also do private events, bachelor parties, and bachelorette parties.
I just sucked my own dick. Does that count?
Did you swallow?
Vanilla Coke
WELP guess im this guy
>wasting good nutrients
Dark chocolate ice cream with blueberries.
I'll be Wholesome Wilson, a secret supervillain running a Whole Foods-esque supermarket empire with powers over the metabolisms of others. I'll use my powers to market my stores and 'alternative remedies' in an attempt to become the wealthiest man alive. I'll pretend to be a humanitarian, donating my funds to charity and helping the public. However, it's all a front, for my true intentions are to overthrow the consumerist, unhealthy-eating world, and place the vegans (who I would see as genetically superior) as the dominant race on Earth, with me as their king. I can see myself fighting Batman, Ironman, or similar wealthy superheroes. I think that having an altruistic(ish) businessman vs an insane, faux humanitarian businessman would be an interesting dynamic to see.
Chad powers
>peanut butter
>Hamburger Helper
What the fuck am I?
A creature of unimaginable horror.
Destroyer of Sup Forums.
Does...does it make a difference if I made it with deer meat?
>Lasagna
I'm Garfield-man.
alot of booze
ate a pizza yesterday tho
apparently powerlisting shows MULTIPLE characters in multiple series with the power of cheese manipulation, so i guess somwhere between a shapeshifter, and a poison ivy esq cheese controller
at least people wont care when i make cheesey puns
Yes. Against my better judgment.
>sour skittles
what the fuck
save
>chicken sandwich (bread roll)
I guess
>dividing into two
>muscle mass enhancement
Clever.
Instant miso soup....
I guess I became the literal soyboy.
I had fruit punch to drink with it so Im basically totally fucked here
>hanging skin
Regeneration?
Grilled cheese with ham?
i can cast out a fine powdery dust from my orange finger tips
eventually it can cause different psychoactive effects on those it comes into contact with
What's my powers
Eternal great taste and large genitals. That food's good for your testosterone and shit.
Holy fuck user this looks like something out of a ghibli film did you make it and what is it?
>Spaghetti
I AM THE ULTIMATE SEX MAN
>Noodles and green beans
Maybe stretch powers or string powers
A sandwich, telefrag as in teleporting organic matter inside walls or inorganic matter. Powerful but extremely limited.
Oh great, I guess that makes me a cheap legacy character since you've already been established...
>oatmeal
Cholesterol controlling powers?
That's basically Grasp heart, you kinda won the superpower lottery. At worst is induce fatigue.
I now have power over any and all Apple products.
I'm willing to support you in your rise to power, but you gotta kill that "what's a computer kid" first.
>sandwhich
>able to construct and deconstruct organic materials
time to deconstruct every human in my path
Pizza with extra cheese...
Do I get elastic+sticky powers?
Yes. Make sure you use them to O, MY RUBBER NEN when someone kills you.
Rice Krispie Treat
Sticky or just a bunch of shit clumped into a human? Fuck it I'm The Thing but white.
An apple, I repel doctors.
How is this beer so bad?
If tastes like a liquid kick to the neck
>Little Caesar's Hot-n-Ready pizza
>acquire either the power to manifest a lot of really shitty (but really cheap) pizza, or the power to be stabbed repeatedly by my advisors every March
Mama mia. I knew I should've gotten Quizno's.
Happy whoevers birthday user
Jesus I wonder what Wally's farts smell like? Like Speed Force burritos?
>strawberry ice cream bar
By harnessing the power of fiber, you can force anyone in a ten foot radius to shit their pants. also you can replenish the nutrients in people's skin and heal minor cuts.
And good on you for eating right!
>hot pot
some sort of fire or ability to boil power
Could be pretty op if i can make peoples blood boil.
just Drank a NOS energy drink, i now have the abilities of; "High Performance Energy" And "Enhanced Mental Focus"
You didn't even need to ask. That would be one of the privileges of this particular superpower.
They call me The Coldcut.
I use my ice blade to slice my enemies deli-thin
reminds me of that furry justice league anthro comic. Cpt rabbit?
SHORTbread cookies.
>I can turn people men into manlets and women into womanlets at will.
scratch that. because they're not just shortbread cookies. they're actually Trefoils Girl Scouts cookies.
>I can command Girl Scouts just as effectively as Aquaman commands marine life.