Questionable content

According to the patreon post a dickroomba is a Roomba for dicks rather than a roomba shaped like a dick

Wouldn't fucking a Roomba violate some sort of rape law in this universe?

Depends on how many dicks you put into it.

I'm not sure if Jacques intended May to use the word incorrectly, or if he intended her to be genuine and he just doesn't know what sociopath means.
I think May has shown too many emotions in the past to believably have sociopathy. She's just an ass.

Anti-social personality disorder is marked primarily by a lack of empathy, not emotions.

Sociopathy isn't a person without emotions, it's a person who doesn't compute empathy or care about others' feelings. They can recognize them, but they don't have an immediate fuck to give about them unless it's beneficial to them.

Why did she help Dale, then?

Because she does care about Dale because she isn't a sociopath?

Stop posting this shit.

Do read Questionable Content.

Too la-wait a minute

have the blue and pink robot fucked yet?

Never

Your reverse psychology won't work on me!

I recall the creator of this said he would quit the comic if porn was ever drawn of one his characters.

What ever happened to that?

Honestly I feel like the dude should just quit, find a job, and come back when his art has improved.

But why would he bother improving? He's making a shitload of money with mediocre skills already. It wouldn't be worth his time to improve.
The only thing it would really make more sense for him to do than what he's doing now is to hire an artist and writer so he can just sit back, collect a portion of the money, and fire one of them whenever they upset his consumers. He'd have a pretty great gig if he could just free himself from the stranglehold his fans have over him.

He realized it was dumb to effectively give anyone a way to shut his comic down through him and took it back. Which. Fair enough, I guess.

To tell the truth, I basically enjoy QC. I mean, do I think it's particularly highbrow or whatever? No. Do I think the art is especially super-good? No.

Does it entertain me for about thirty seconds per update, which is pretty nice? Yeah.

Before you start thinking I'm, I dunno, acting the contrarian to draw out rage or whatever, though, there is one thing that I hate about the comic, and it's that the "camera" - I don't know what you'd call it in comic-making terms - is never vertically steady. Like, you can have two characters talking, or walking, or doing any sort of unexciting thing, and from panel to panel the view will rise or lower or whatever, and I can't stand it at all.

It shouldn't annoy me as much as it does. I mean, it should annoy me, sure, but it shouldn't annoy me as much as it does. But it does.

Are you sure it's the camera having inconsistent elevation, or the characters having inconsistent height?
The former is not necessarily a bad thing. Always having the camera in the same position in a drawn or animated work can cause the scene to look awfully static.
The latter is bad because it causes the characters to appear inconsistent with regard to their surroundings. Since it is caused mostly by poor art ability than anything else, I'd be willing to bet that what you're seeing is the latter.

faye is able able to turn pintsize off at her discretion without his consent
pretty sure robots have no rights or haques is bad at world building and consistancy

See, I can't remember without specifically looking through the archives, and I'm too tired and lazy to do that.

Still, I do think I remember stuff in the backgrounds also going up or down, though for all I know I could be remembering that wrong.

Why is the fatass upset? Because black guy made friends with a coworker?

Because she asked him a loaded question and got mad when he answered it truthfully. But of course, if he'd lied instead, then she just would have gotten mad at him for lying.

Ok so why hasn't he ditched her for the cute asian coworker?

He's probably in love with Marigold.

That doesn't sound realistic. No one loves a hambeast

This is a fictional comic.

So how come this comic ignores the obvious - sexbots.

Like if they got the tech for sentient robots, they probably have some sort of plastic gel simulated vagina/anus with stimulated moisture and some sort of pleasure receptors or such for the robot.

God dammit I read it as don't read.

They got rights later in the comic I think.

Because a.i in this universe is not programed. It emerges spontaneously. Not many are going to come out with an interest in being a sexbot.

>here's a simulated touch penis/vagina with pleasure modules
>holy shit this is amazing and I can make money using this?

Risk of disease is at least half of the reason why most humans don't become sex workers, and robots don't have to worry about that. Risk of being harmed is another big chunk, and robots don't have to worry about that either due to being so much stronger and more durable than the average human.

If he'd done the robo-sexual story with Hanners and May I'd give a shit.

Haques IS bad at world building. Hell, the list would crash Sup Forums.

I'm just waiting for one of three things to happen
>Jeph to go on another indiscriminate stabbing spree
>Robo lesbo happening
>Hanners comes back with a buff fireman boyfriend
Whichever comes first, I think can stop thinking about this
I'm personally hoping Jeph "hack my hand off" Jaques finally loses it

Depends. If it’s an inamimate object probably not. If it’s a robot... maybe since apparently fucking the robots in this universe is out of the question

Sociopaths can be helpful to people. Basically they’re helping themselves by helping others. In Mays case, it’s probably more like

>Stupid meat bag, here, let me show you the superior robot way of doing things...
>let me run my ten trillion simulations and solve your problem in the amount of time that it takes for you to barely get started on making your disgusting morning coffee...
>filthy meat bag, you’d be lost without me. Not even smart enough to make the blue robot walking around your apartment into a sex slave
>Humans are soooooo stupid that they don’t even fuck the robot when the robot wants -no, needs... a good fucking. So stupid!

Option C:

> Haques goes to France, tumblrina tells him hes shit, France raises the Terrorist Threat Level cause Haques stabs himself in public at the Eiffel Tower or the Arc de Triumph cause the cheese eating surrender monkeys think it's a legit terrorist plot or some shit, when in reality it's just some rubbish artist who hasn't had any good mental treatment in the USA.