Largest oil deposit ever in America discovered

SAUDIS BTFO.

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America wins again faggots.

i dont know anything about oil

how is it possible to only find this now? don't people have all kinds of technology for discovering these deposits?

The big oil companies have been saving it for the right presidency.

Fuck Texas and fuck everyone there.

IT'S TOO MUCH.

TAKE THE OIL

We have oil niffing dogs but until recently we were giving them the wrong treats. It wasn't until earlier this year that we stopped giving them scooby snacks and started fucking feeding them.

>how have we not drilled every square inch of available land yet

A fucking leaf

you must be a cuckafornian or a jew yucker. kys liberal faggot.

>Texas has oil
More news at 11

Why is anyone acting surprised? There's probably fuck tons more of giant deposits of shit like this down there. We've exhausted most of the deposits near the surface and so desperation is forcing companies to drill deeper and deeper. There's about 3 billion years of fossil fuels down there. Eventually we'll reach the Inner Chamber and awaken the Old Gods and then we're fucked. We don't need to be worried about Peak Oil. We have to be worried about breaching the Inner Chamber

Make America Great Again
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Finally Calgary becomes Detroit 2.0

I cant fucking wait lads

Texan here. We'd be an amazing country if we just texit now and leave the union with all this oil.

We could surpass everyone with our values and political ideas.

We could

We really could

But trump won so idk.
Fuck.

What you think lads?

This they finally want to stick it to the saudi's plus there's more oil in Alaska

>yfw berenstain timeline

NO MR TRUMP
IM TIRED OF WINNING
NO MORE PLEASE I BEG OF YOU

Eat shit Texan steerqueen.

We'll invade that land and take your oil when Hillary gets elected

This is what happened with Putin, oil prices just happened to rise when he was put in as Prime Minster and he looked like a economic genius even though it was just good timing. Same thing will happen with Trump.

>Justin

Must be a faggot

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someone write a movie about this

No yet baby not yet!

It probably was too expensive to extract until fracking was invented.


They probably knew oil was there but are just now realizing how much

I don't care if I ever come down lads.

TOO BAD. WE'RE GONNA KEEP WINNING

chtulhu 2020

Stay here pls

Chief White Halfoat hadn't settled there yet

Say it with me

AHEAD OF SCHEDULE AND UNDER BUDGET

We just cant stop winning!

say that to my albertan face you BC faggot

Oil is very expensive to speculate on.

Why is Texas so based ?

you leave and CA fucks everything over.

Take the oil! I was just reading an article about Saudis threatening consequences if Trump blocks imports from their terrorist state. Looks like Saudi Arabia has just outlived their usefulness :^)

Why would oil companies want people to know they have a bigger supply when they can make more money fooling morons into thinking there's an impending energy crisis

will we ever stop winning

>won
>TX found the biggest oil well ever
>"we have over 30 trillion dollars worth of energy in the US"-Trump during a debate
He's really going to do it isn't he?

>burn it
>world burns

Pick 2

Might be stupid question, but will this result in lower oil price?

>DONT TALK ABOUT TEXAS

Fine. we will stay. But if the electoral college is changed to popular vote in the future we were fucked anyways.

>you will never be an oil baron

We shouldn't secede you dumbass, as Americans we must all stand toghether

MAGA

>when Hillary gets elected
keep those delusional dreams alive you fucking shitskin/shitskin faggot lover.

>people weren't meming when they said America could become the next Saudi Arabia

This is an absolute sea change, we keep the petrodollar AND we'll be the ones in complete control of it. Goodbye oil sheiks, you won't be missed.

Has it been claimed by a company yet or are we about to see a bunch of Oil Barons go to war with one another?

>we import 1 million barrels/day
>pulling 1 million barrels/day from this oil deposit alone would last us 53 years
hmmm

In America? Yes. In the rest of the world? Possibly, where does Poland buy oil from?

ha. I read about this earlier today.

once again the USGS proves how incompetent they are.

They underestimate reserves at every single place they look at.

Texas wins again

Oh fuck nvm, that's Indonesia Kek.

peak oil when?

what's that? porn? gimme

Who owns the rights to this, good opertunitty to buy stock


Asking for a friend

Trump was right. We're going to do so much winning we're going to get tired of winning all the time.

>delving too deep and too greedily

We're fucked.

So what now? are you going to invade your own country?

>oil price
>rising

they've managed to stop the freefall but the desert sultans have dug themselves a hole and dragged Russia down with them. If we're lucky, we'll find a nice juicy vein of rare earth metals in the next ten years and sink them for good.

Why won't we drop this loosers now and promote Texas as independent state?

>California leads a trade war against you
>laugh as we still have all of alaska and canada as resources
>texas begins starving and begs to rejoin
>let you cucks back in on the condition you fly your flag lower than every other states to show your bitch status

Don't ever fucking leave.

Without Texas, the Democrats would win every fucking election.

The right wing would be dead in the water. That's what were trying to do with the left via Calexit.

Wait, aren't there different tiers of oil? How do we know that this isn't shit tier

Inb4 it goes to some foreign land and we get zilch.

When was the last time you went for a swim in the ocean cuck

Now this is a story bout a cuck named Jeb
Low energy barely gave his wife head
Then one day he was shooting up a school and up from a hole came a bubblin crood
Oil that is turtle gold Texas tea
Well the first thing you know ole jebs a campaignee repubs said jeb move away from here
Washington is where you wanna be
So he guaced up the bowl and went to D.C.
Trumps presidency that is swimming pools movie stars

Invading countries for their oil is #1 on America's resume just so you know

The contents and properties of rocks two miles beneath the surface is sketchy and difficult to ascertain. Prior to the late 90's geologists were focussed on finding "traps" where oil bearing rock with suitable porosity bulged up under non-porous rock where oil could be concentrated and drained by vertical wells. When horizontal drilling and fracking were developed geologists started investigating shale formations, but it takes a lot of exploratory drilling and rigorous analysis to determine if a shale formation actually contains exploitable oil. A single vertical exploration well can only provide sample rock from a few cubic yards of target shale, and the oil content and porosity can vary widely across thousands of square miles. Combining rock samples with 3d seismic analysis can take a long time before the eggheads can state with confidence that yes a particular formation is economically viable for development.

how does it feel america ?to kick ass and blast kebab dreams?
not even a president yet, already bantz arabia

The new golden age of Texas is about to begin, Californians will flock to Texas, they will turn it blue, eventually passing bills against drilling for oil, Texas collapses and Californians move on to the next state.

You heard it here first.

When will the eternal Californian finally be stopped?

>invade Texas

See, we're already taking back the jobs we gave to Mexicans

Of course there's shitloads of oil in Texas. The problem is that they're not economically feasible to drill because they're not in massive pools like this.

>implying i want to swim off the shores of BC where you guys dump hundreds of millions of litres of raw, untreated sewage

when was the last time you bought a house that wasn't way over valued?

Being an independent state with that much oil and being adjacent to America is probably a bad idea

for america, undoubtedly.

for the rest of the world, yes. if america completely stopped importing oil, OPEC would have to lower prices further to move product to fill the gap in sales

That's bullshit, but I believe it. Sad!

I think processing has more to do with it.

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BTW, Texas is full. Don't come. REEEEEEEEE

Imagine you have to somehow find a barrel of oil behind a wall. Now imagine this wall is kilometers thick. and thousands of square kilometers large.

Finding oil deep down is difficult

>have oil
>think you are protect cause your rich in oil
>surrounded by enemies
>thinks USA will not invade you just for the oil then throw you away like a used condom,after they steal all your beef and give it to Oklahoma

>The new golden age of Texas is about to begin, Californians will flock to Texas, they will turn it blue, eventually passing bills against drilling for oil, Texas collapses and Californians move on to the next state.

Please, let me just dream for a few minutes.

Very cute. Now send me a cute Chilean broad to live with me in Texas.

Informative post

Literally the worst state in the union

Feeling great, if this is true Saudis are going to lose most of what keeps them relevant. Say so long to that one trick mudslime country.

They lost that money on Clinton in the election and now this. This year cannot get any better.

You're going to get so sick of winning, folks. You'll say 'President Trump, can you please stop winning so much?'. Not gonna happen, we're going to win so big league, believe me.

Underrated.

fuck off, yall can't stop invading colorado with your obese asses. bout to come to replace you and start paying reasonable rent

Sorry i dont speak spanish

the goyim can't handle the truth.

WHY CAN'T KIDS JUST COLOUR BETWEEN THE LINES?

How much oil does Africa have? Will there be a new colonial race there after everywhere elae dries up?

Holy Shit, Folks.

He's not even in office yet

It was predicted 60 years ago

pleb

Oil is a naturally occuring resource. Just like rain. The fucking Jews want you to think its "rare"

The magma in the Earths crust always has and always will produce oil. Think about it. How many fuckind dead dinosaurs were there?

Fossil fuels? Yeah right.

Fuck off, your gonna have to pander to your saudi overloads soon enough to keep paying for gas to run your cars.

At least we'll just keep dying from fentanyl overdoses.

>404 sickness not found

Welcome to Trump's America. Will we get tired of winning? I think not.