Please help, Trump's deportation squads are after me! They'll send me back to Mexico if they catch me...

Please help, Trump's deportation squads are after me! They'll send me back to Mexico if they catch me. I can hide at your house, right, Senor user?

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but you are already on Mexico bitch...

You have to go back.

Si, Senora, but you must wear this MAGA hat, take it off and I call ICE.

You gotta go back.

Yes, baby. Now let's fuck.

I'd hide in her, if you know what I'm sayin'

No, fuck off disgusting mexican cunt.

>takes pants off
>sure babe come inside I have some creampies. Do you like creampies?

daily reminder niggers are threats.

that girl and I were together in a team assignment some semesters ago, also apeared on acapulco shore ( the equivalent of jersey shore but mexican lmao) theres a vid of her peeing in the sink

I'm sorry, but you have to go back.

That's not what our Mestizo border-jumpers actually look like.

>Si, Senora, but you must wear this MAGA hat
...and only this MAGA hat

my gf is an illegal

LOL
praise kek !

>tfw I'd fuck the shit out of her and then send her back

>face tattoo
fuck why do people do that.

No.

Now take your taco eating ass off my doorstep

Si, chica guapa! Come down into my basement real quick! No one will never find you there!

No one.

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>rape her
>can't call the cops or she'll be deported

Sure she'll get her cartel friends to murder me, but oh well

Sure, you can stay here so I can keep an eye on you until the death sqauds arrive

>tfw no gf
soon

If she crossed an ocean and multiple countries she can stay with me. :3 But she has to eat all the eggs.

people don't.

f b /danik.michell34

Is that even his kid? It didn't inherit any of his tattoos.

Nope. I'll only save Huma

Hell no, go back wetback.

>tattooed hands

BRB calling ICE

this is the only true response

This guy knows what's up

No, you have to go back.

>you must wear this MAGA hat

You don't have to tell me what happened, but you DO have to wear this.

...

The name's Doctor Sage, wetback.

Fpbp

I'd keep her as a sex maid

...

Anchor babe has baggage

Muy baggage

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And after only the first date!

>offer to hide her in exchange for sex
>dump multiple loads in her pussy throughout the night
>call border agents the morning after
>implying even a single one of you wouldn't do this

LOL! What a funny post...
can't wait to
share it with my grandson via email... LOL!

Sure.

This girl looks almost as attractive as the half-hispanic girl I recently fucked around with. Fuck I might have to grab this one by the pussy, sorry Don.

>34 yo bitch


INTO THE GARBAGE SHE GOES

...

check'd

shes like 21 lmao

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Wymyn gonna wym.

You are going back home with my white baby inside you

Don't be hasty, she looks like a keeper user.
Sure you could get a couple of months fun out of her before she neglects to swallow one time and """"""someone"""""" calls ICE.

If you look her up preretardation she was a qt

She was more than likely a gang whore and was raped by every dude in the gang.

>Absolutely, just step right into the cellar
>You're probably safer behind this thick metal door

[three days without food later]

>bind her up
>I'm afraid that right hand will have to go, I don't like tattoos
>Start raping her after that little thing is taken care of

Looking at her skin colour and features, she's most likely legal. Most of the illegals are Amerindian or mestizos.

Americans should keep the one in OP's pic, because she'd actually count as European thanks to her Spanish features.

Breed with it you cunts.

>Austia
checks out
"Sure you can come in."
"Thanks user vaminos me familia!"
>hoardes of Mexicans enter house
"If only I had listened to Sup Forums"
"what was that user?"
"build wall"

Probably cheaper to visit you in Tijuana than to keep you at my house. esp. when the Mexico gets a labor boom with the re-introduction of re-legalized citizens.

Pretty good bantz for a coal burner.

fpbp

This is alarming

>I can hide at your house, right, Senor user?
Of course. But that will only work for so long. We b-better get married, so then you can stay legally...

>rape in cellar
>Austria
Yeah, seems normal

Second post best post

White women are better anyways

if you're going to pretend to be a hot Mexican at least pick a better hot Mexican to pretend to be. Idiot.

>mexican support for trump rose by 25% today, experts unsure why

Are you a pathetic mexican neet? Let me sell Trump to you in fours words.

Desperate, poor, single, waifus.

Sure! Follow me to the basement. I have something to share with you.

kek
those who dont get this reference are fucking stupid

Fuck her and call ICE when she's sleeping. Don't wear a condom because I'll never need to know the outcome.

No, you have to go back

>fakes tits
>tattoos

You have to go back. Be lucky it's the deportation squad and not the Pepe death squad.

WRONG

That child looks so dissapointed with his lot in life

Ahhh, other /fit/izens

sorry tatoos are a no go

*unzips dick*

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me at the back

Nice try, bitch. I saw that episode of Archer where this exact shit happened.

Thanks baby I'm glad you still love true American woman like me hun. Now give mama some suga.

> Child Services... take me

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>White women are better anyways
everytime some newfag posts this kind of things I wonder if the thing in whch pol has became is the right one

Awww baby , you are just the manliest man. Us real American woman can't be beat. Sure glad you still love me after one kid

>52% for Trump

fuck off Chang

Thanks for showing that Mexican to get the hell out. Now as a treat you can taste all my friends tonight . Nothing but real American woman

Sure.

*fuck*

Ok, good luck in Mexico.

you have to eat these eggs first.

>Tattoo artist: what do you want?
>Her: Just fuck my shit up! i never want to have a job or husband ever
>Tattoo artist: say no more

>Mexico

48% for clinton my dud
also >Implying I am le ching chong
Nice argument m8 enjoy being a C U C K

She's like half flip?

I'll consider it if you eat this bowl of eggs first.
>And call ICE while she eats the eggs and cries.

Lol, I have an ex who is an anchor baby. She's fucking annoying as hell so I've thought about getting her parents deported for fun

Just for the night. Then you have to go back.

WRONG

Hardly. At their current state, white women are completely fucked. We have a lot of work to do

MAGA with Mexican hookers

this is brilliant