Counter Gorilla Protest

Lets say some one hypothetically lives very to close to one of the major city's that the libtards are protesting in. What would be some effective nonlethal methods of dispersing and fucking with protesters from within the crowd . Plan is to blend in and disperse the vengeance of Kek from behind enemy lines while documenting it on film for others viewing pleasure

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Anything. Your very existence gives them something to straw man. Given their retardation it's safer to go with an actual anti protestor group than winging it by yourself. Bonus points for calling them buzzwords before they get a chance to use them.

Looking to fuck with their ability to protest more then just spewing the pure raw power of Kek at them

Carry a backpack with about 20 liters of petrol through the crowd slowly dispersing it around everybody once at a safe spot drop the match and watch the bonfire.

Like I said, they would do it to themselves. By using their indoctrination publicly it turns more people against them overall. This is what we need to focus on if we want to win the next election.

shit your pants, stand really close to them

Get a blender and mix piss and shit for a few days, then fill up a couple of super soakers and water balloons go wild.

country music, very loud

this is funny
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rollin coal

PRAISE KEK im here too fight the Holy war user and i cant do that from a jail cell.

this is the kinda stuff im looking for . was thinking about buying shit tons of that skuunk pray off amazon and creating come kind of spray bottle that i could keep in a backpack with some kind of extension i can run through my sleeve to discreetly spray the whole fucking crowd with

Ever heard of capsaicin powder?

also illegal but obviously not as bad as petrol guy's idea

you have to do a self smell attack

shit

yo

pants

I don't mind getting in trouble user thats no issue but the punishment for lighting a few hundred people on fire is slightly more server then making them stink to high hell.

yes and was looking at some homemade remedys for teargas boom booms


not ready for that kinda commitment broo

Live close to p-land would love to meet up with an user for counter measures against these Marxist rats.

On the east coast myself

>make a small catapult (100m would be enough)
>put it on the back of your pickup
>fill condoms or rubber fingerstalls with Briliant Green (Malachite green G, Emerald green, Solid green JJO, Diamond green G, Aniline green, Benzaldehyde green, Fast green J)
>have fun

Brilliant Green will not go away from face for several days and will complitely destroy clothes.

Nah. Fuck this guy, make them shit their pants

Now that's thinking above and beyond, toy with the thought

Holy fuck thats it
Im going to buy some big Gatorade cooler and fill it with water and laxatives. Find a way to mount it on a backpack and hold up a sign that says fuuck Trump free water

Not a great plan. If you cause a stampede and someone gets hurt, you'll be liable. Even cops have trouble protecting themselves from prosecution, and they're generally immune to consequences anyway. You'll be eaten alive if they find out who you are and can pin any injuries on you.

this

Buy a super soaker and fill it with either soda or ice water.

Nothing too dangerous but it'll ruin their day by making them wet and miserable.

Or just get behind the mob and throw eggs at them when nobody's looking. You might enrage some vegans as an added bonus.
Absolutely devilish.

Take firecracker to even. Light and drop when nobody is looking. FUCKING BANG!!! Then scream "GUN!!!" at the top of your lungs and start running. Crowd of cowardly unarmed libtards stamped and trample each other underfoot. Soros funded paid protestors retreat to their buses. MSM goes into overdrive about reports of a mass shooting. Once it's all over, nobody will know what the fuck even happened.

event
stampede

I have one of those huge slingshots with thick rubber bands. It could definitely fire balloons but sounds like more then a 1 man operation. Need more boots on the grouund for that

Got a megaphone?

And if you really are serious about terrorizing the protesters, fucking film it.

just to touch on this no really worried about being caught im one person with my face covered that will look just like every other person with their face covered. I have a average body build not going to be some 400 pound dude in a anonymous mask ruining around

That's it

only reason im doing this is to film it kek

and as far as a mega phone no but i do have a amazon credit card

The sooner you deliver the better. I suggest using items you could easily get from a local store in 1 day.

Those protesters are going to get bored and return to bitching online pretty soon.

I work all week was going to Head up to Boston for the weekend and get a hotel. Its been pretty active up there even though they haven't gotten much news coverage

>le honeypot thread
FBI pls go.

Yep, at least two men needed for that. Driver and shooter.

kek if you think this is what gets the FBI off their asses you are highly misconstrued

>said the FBI poster

Wow excellent idea!

If i was FBI would i post this?

>Lets amke a slingshot and shoot other boys with paint
>Tssss, the FBI is watching us

Sometimes I wonder are there anyl limits for paranoia?

Well let us find out.

Considering your run kiddie porn sites? Yeah, probably.

Good luck, OP.

I'll be looking out for your thread and the party van if this is a honeypot.

I fear no evil as i walk through the valley of the shadow of KEK

that's actually a decent point...

Op will deliver user

Brave New World...