Why would a combat suit need nipples?

>Why would a combat suit need nipples?


What combat suit/armor/whatever would look better with the addition of nipples?

all of them

>What combat suit/armor/whatever would look better with the addition of nipples?

Shit Gordon lay off the donuts.

This.

Better question, name one that wouldn't.

>Why would a combat suit need nipples?

Because it gives you a combat advantage when a portion of the people you are fixing to punch are too distracted asking themselves the same thing to properly block.

Winning isn't always about physical prowess, but rather fucking with your opponents head.

Gee willikers, that's genius! I say we start wearing finely sculpted codpieces to further fuck with our dastardly foes

Why stop at two nipples?

Why not four?

Or SIX?

>unnerve sexually insecure and repressed people
>distract horny degenerates
>hidden outlet to dispense knock out gas

And these are just off the top of my head.

It's got to be a prime number. Humans only have nipples in prime numbers. Seriously look it up, it's always 2, 3 or 7

>>hidden outlet to dispense knock out gas

What about one for milk and one for gas. You can nurse small children and fight crime.

I unironically like the Bat nipples. As stupid as they look they actually look pretty aesthetic and do a good job of making him look like an actual Bat-Man.

>also a prime number
Holy shit. He's right.

That's DANGEROUSLY FURRY

the real question is: why not?

Good thinking, Robin.

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Knew a bronze cuirass would get posted.

>slam your enemies with your torso, and gouge their eyes out.
Aesthetically pleasing and functional too.

>What combat suit/armor/whatever would look better with the addition of nipples?

Its a shame we never saw Rule 63 Batman with one.

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Why would a combat suit need abs? Or pecs? We usually let these things slide because they show off how strong a character is, but imo it makes for a kind of uncanny look without nips, like when you see a shirtless cartoon dude without nips.

So when you tear off your opponents’ nipples you taunt them with the appearance of superior, not torn off nipples.

>Why would a combat suit need nipples?
Two words: Tactical Lactation

>Tactical Lactation
do proceed

The point is because Batman's torso looks like a bare chest, so people don't register that he might be wearing armor as quickly. If they're shooting in the heat of the moment, they'll think his chest is just covered by a thin cloth and aim at it, instead of his face.

Fabulous and functional.


Real talk, anyone else actually kind of like the costumes and general aesthetic of this movie? Sure it's mostly garbage but it looks nice

The silver on midnight blue is actually a pretty good look. And yeah, while Robin's bat nipples are a little silly to look back on, they work with the stylized abs of his costume. You can even see from the image that the legs continue the muscular affect throughout the costume.

Does it work? Yes. Does it work for Robin as a character? Ehhhhhh...

The only one of these three I actively dislike is batgirl, because the costume itself is actually kind of poorly put together. That fucking corset seam under the breastline and along the armpit, sheesh.

Is that an off-the-shelf corset on batgirl?