Santa's Cuck Shed

Talking-robotic Santa Clause. Write what you want him to say in the box and he will drop red pills
santasshed.com/

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Get in here lads

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victory to the eternal anglo.

Oh shit it's already been a year! wtf am I doing with my life.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

We need the owner to have Frosty stop facing the other way.

>tfw

JOHN MADDEN

AEIOU

>This camera is missing in action.

>Sorry, we can’t find the live stream you’re looking for.
>It may no longer be available for public viewing.

...

Here is master!

Kek, I looked up SS a year ago. Was disappointed it wasn't on yet. Highlight of shitposting last year. I was howling with laughter watching this shit.

*month not year.

Been three years in a row now.

Do you think they're expecting it?

LMAO

"Right Wing Death Squads"

Fuck yes it's back!

I wouldn't try Spaming feliz navidad this year paco

paste an entire hitler speech in german

"OOGA OOGA BOOGA BACK TO AFRICA"

Which one of you fucking did this

The funny thing is that I was in that thread a year ago, and I know what you're referring to lmao.

Where's the user who recorded us ordering pizza to Santa's cuck shed?

this is shit you cant understand a single thing it says

Moon man moon man can't you see....

Come on guys, can we not ruin a children's holiday just for momentous pleasure.

we are children too

>if you don't respond to this post your mother will die tonight

Huh guys...

>CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

Ben Garrison?

>Why are we locked in the cuckshed?

Shadilay

>boipussy
what did Santa mean by this?

kek

>some of you guys are alright, don't go to the north pole tomorrow

>please stop the car I need to go poo poo pee pee

what did he mean by this?

It doesn't say any of mine :(((((

>The pig would get upset if i said that


WHAT?

am i being detained x4

it's being overwhelmed by loads of autists spamming it

>have sex with my wife
wtf??

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

CANT WAKE UP

>will say it in about 15 seconds
My fucking ass.

high traffic probably

Well if autists would stop posting 1488 and "lololol" for a second...

UH OH

I HEARD PEOPLE MOVING AROUND OUTSIDE

oh fuck I think the guy is there

"CTR shills BTFO"

he knows, we did it last year

>"Senpai you have to cum inside me"

I would order this guy a pizza if he would just lift the ban on words like 'kike'

i write "kaike"

Would the computer pronounce 'kyke' and differently?

>what did Santa mean by this?

>I want to cum inside your vagina for trump very badly

> I looked up SS
Way too many meanings for SS. Thought Starting Strength originally

>in the end, it doesn't even matters

>Right wing death squads attack!

MOONMAN

MAKE AMERICA WHITE AGAIN

Do you have to register? It said I reached the hourly limit

>moonman moonman can't you see

>master please give me back my voice and my arms.

Don't forget about frosty sitting over there.

Yes its free there's also vip for a cost

when i refreshed the page it no longer limited me

This is so delayed haha

So is anyone outside of Sup Forums actually watching this shit?

Back logged with requests.

it's behind by 20 minutes at least now

Signed up, thanks

Posting this

This is the video from last years pizza delivery

youtube.com/watch?v=IDbROx9I3OQ
youtube.com/watch?v=IDbROx9I3OQ
youtube.com/watch?v=IDbROx9I3OQ
youtube.com/watch?v=IDbROx9I3OQ
youtube.com/watch?v=IDbROx9I3OQ

He's actually back? Holy shit

Is their a word limit? I uploaded all the lyrics to Ice Ice Baby repeatedly

i tried to get him to say : im jew , dadoody daddodie if i was a goy i would die

but it just ended up as gibberish cause he say it too quick

>ooga booga go back to africa

skeet skeet skeet

It's so hard to hear holy shit

Someone let me know if you hear "build-o el wall-o"

Do we actually have to register?

Just heard it

Heard it

Get in here!

This is creepy as shit

lol podesta

This is why I stay on Sup Forums. Professional comedians get paid millions to be less than a tenth as funny as this place. Just seeing the shit any one of you is up to at any given moment is enough. Jesus.

Not necessarily but there's an hourly limit of how much you could write if your not registered. It's all free to register

Where the fuck is this place?

>I like to watch little girls and boys go poo poo pee pee in the bathroom


Oh my god i'm dying of laughter

Do you have more like this? I want moar

Wearing headphone helps you hear it better

hell

I haven't heard a single thing I've submitted yet..

gorilla dick daddy

register, and you will have better luck

Give it some time, user.

No.... it can't be true
THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE

Why are there 2 Santa's this year what happened to frosty the snow man? Look like ZZ Top Master needs to give them guitars and put Frosty on drums.

What have they done to poor Frosty? Did they kill him after last year?

>if you don't respond to this post your mother will die tonight

Which one of you fuckers was it