Talking-robotic Santa Clause. Write what you want him to say in the box and he will drop red pills
santasshed.com
Santa's Cuck Shed
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Get in here lads
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victory to the eternal anglo.
Oh shit it's already been a year! wtf am I doing with my life.
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
We need the owner to have Frosty stop facing the other way.
>tfw
JOHN MADDEN
AEIOU
>This camera is missing in action.
>Sorry, we can’t find the live stream you’re looking for.
>It may no longer be available for public viewing.
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Here is master!
Kek, I looked up SS a year ago. Was disappointed it wasn't on yet. Highlight of shitposting last year. I was howling with laughter watching this shit.
*month not year.
Been three years in a row now.
Do you think they're expecting it?
LMAO
"Right Wing Death Squads"
Fuck yes it's back!
I wouldn't try Spaming feliz navidad this year paco
paste an entire hitler speech in german
"OOGA OOGA BOOGA BACK TO AFRICA"
Which one of you fucking did this
The funny thing is that I was in that thread a year ago, and I know what you're referring to lmao.
Where's the user who recorded us ordering pizza to Santa's cuck shed?
this is shit you cant understand a single thing it says
Moon man moon man can't you see....
Come on guys, can we not ruin a children's holiday just for momentous pleasure.
we are children too
>if you don't respond to this post your mother will die tonight
Huh guys...
>CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
Ben Garrison?
>Why are we locked in the cuckshed?
Shadilay
>boipussy
what did Santa mean by this?
kek
>some of you guys are alright, don't go to the north pole tomorrow
>please stop the car I need to go poo poo pee pee
what did he mean by this?
It doesn't say any of mine :(((((
>The pig would get upset if i said that
WHAT?
am i being detained x4
it's being overwhelmed by loads of autists spamming it
>have sex with my wife
wtf??
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
CANT WAKE UP
>will say it in about 15 seconds
My fucking ass.
high traffic probably
Well if autists would stop posting 1488 and "lololol" for a second...
UH OH
I HEARD PEOPLE MOVING AROUND OUTSIDE
oh fuck I think the guy is there
"CTR shills BTFO"
he knows, we did it last year
>"Senpai you have to cum inside me"
I would order this guy a pizza if he would just lift the ban on words like 'kike'
i write "kaike"
Would the computer pronounce 'kyke' and differently?
>what did Santa mean by this?
>I want to cum inside your vagina for trump very badly
> I looked up SS
Way too many meanings for SS. Thought Starting Strength originally
>in the end, it doesn't even matters
>Right wing death squads attack!
MOONMAN
MAKE AMERICA WHITE AGAIN
Do you have to register? It said I reached the hourly limit
>moonman moonman can't you see
>master please give me back my voice and my arms.
Don't forget about frosty sitting over there.
Yes its free there's also vip for a cost
when i refreshed the page it no longer limited me
This is so delayed haha
So is anyone outside of Sup Forums actually watching this shit?
Back logged with requests.
it's behind by 20 minutes at least now
Signed up, thanks
Posting this
This is the video from last years pizza delivery
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He's actually back? Holy shit
Is their a word limit? I uploaded all the lyrics to Ice Ice Baby repeatedly
i tried to get him to say : im jew , dadoody daddodie if i was a goy i would die
but it just ended up as gibberish cause he say it too quick
>ooga booga go back to africa
skeet skeet skeet
It's so hard to hear holy shit
Someone let me know if you hear "build-o el wall-o"
Do we actually have to register?
Just heard it
Heard it
Get in here!
This is creepy as shit
lol podesta
This is why I stay on Sup Forums. Professional comedians get paid millions to be less than a tenth as funny as this place. Just seeing the shit any one of you is up to at any given moment is enough. Jesus.
Not necessarily but there's an hourly limit of how much you could write if your not registered. It's all free to register
Where the fuck is this place?
>I like to watch little girls and boys go poo poo pee pee in the bathroom
Oh my god i'm dying of laughter
Do you have more like this? I want moar
Wearing headphone helps you hear it better
hell
I haven't heard a single thing I've submitted yet..
gorilla dick daddy
register, and you will have better luck
Give it some time, user.
No.... it can't be true
THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE
Why are there 2 Santa's this year what happened to frosty the snow man? Look like ZZ Top Master needs to give them guitars and put Frosty on drums.
What have they done to poor Frosty? Did they kill him after last year?
>if you don't respond to this post your mother will die tonight
Which one of you fuckers was it