It doesn’t matter if it’s from the earlier or recent episodes. Couch gags are welcome, too.
>pic related
>”Simpson scandal update: Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers!"
>Moe and the lie detector
>Indiana Bart sequence
ITT: Favorite Simpsons Jokes
Mason Carter
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John Walker
Getting it out of the way
Thomas Jenkins
JOHNNY
Ryan Taylor
easily my favorite eight after Hank Scorpio being nonchalant about his base being invaded to give Homer a pep talk
Parker Barnes
>Oh, somebody's in love. That means you'll have to be neutered!
>NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Nathan Ortiz
Any moment when Homer has a thought bubble.
Zachary Lewis
based
Lincoln Cox
>To find Flanders, I just have to think like Flanders.
>I'm a big four-eyed lame-oand I wear the same stupid sweater everyday and...
THE SPRINGFIELD RIVER!
Brayden Morales
That just reminded me of my favorite Skinner moment: youtube.com
Cameron Ward
Josiah Taylor
>THE SPRINGFIELD RIVER!
Explain, I don't remember this one.
Michael Kelly
Absolutely sneed
Carter Russell
...
Parker Rodriguez
No wait, I remember.
Jayden Clark
...
Brayden Moore
Isaac Lewis
BASED
Andrew Adams
Burns and Smithers' montage in "Last Exit To Springfield"
I remember Vincent Canby said I'm gonna kill you, Homer.You are so dead.
I said to myself, ''Evans, you forgot Hollywood rule number one: kill Homer Simpson"
Where's my Elephant!
IT'S IN REVELATIONS PEOPLE!
UP YOURS CHILDREN!
In theory Communism works in theory
Mason King
Hard to pick up only one desu
>Now, Great Funk Railroad paved the way for Jefferson Airplane, which cleared the way for Jefferson Starship. The stage was set for the Alan Parsons Project, which I believe was some sort of hovercraft
Also this one:
youtube.com
Best Skinner joke
Cooper Stewart
Isaac Gray
It's because they're stupid, that's why.
That's why everybody does everything
Joseph Barnes
Jaxson Robinson
>I'm trying to eat lunch here
Isaac Edwards
>Let the bears pay the bear tax! I pay the Homer tax!
Come to think of it, Homer has a lot of great lines that episode
Levi Gutierrez
WHICH WAS THE STYLE AT THE TIME
Elijah Anderson
I love when these clips have old TV channel bugs in the lower right.
Jace White
That stew actually sounds pretty tasty, and it's quite nutritious for POW food.
Andrew Anderson
>"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel."
>"I'm gonna get my revenge, and if I get caught I'ma pin it on the baby like the time I shot Mr. Burns."
Julian Watson
Leo Evans
...
Ethan Barnes
oh man that's great
Jack Ortiz
I miss Skinner's grimdark 'nam flashbacks.
Ryan Butler
...
Lucas Howard
Exchange of dentures is no laughing matter.
Old people really do this.
Leo Taylor
I DONT GET IT
Julian Gomez
>"Alright, this is dedicated to Bart Simpson with the message: I am coming to kill you slowly and painfully" *MUAHAHAHA WIPEOUT*
Chase Scott
He is too young for Nam's flashbacks now.
Dylan Thompson
>30 years of electricity
God, that was such a fucking good episode.
Caleb Lee
youtube.com
I don't even know why anyone else even bothers to parody indiana jones after this.
Brody Scott
I dont get it
Leo Diaz
Anthony Lewis
I love how Homer screams with the rake and how Bart rubs his imaginary 5 o'clock shadow like Indy.
Family Guy, take note (or don’t)
Justin Ortiz
God bless that man in Seattle who did all those early rips straight from TV.
Christopher Rodriguez
This gets my vote. But consider:
>You have reached the missing infant hotline. Please hold.
>"Baby come back!.... You can blame it all on me!"
Isaiah Brooks
i call bullshit on that, they haven't aged him up, it's just that time has stopped.
Principal Skinner is still allowed to be a NAM vet, The Punisher is not
Lucas Roberts
LOOK CLOSER, LENNY
Samuel Rogers
Hello, Mr. Thompson.
Christian Gray
Tonight on Rock Bottom! We go undercover at a SEX farm for SEX hookers!
Alexander Morris
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Kayden Turner
reader's digest featured condensed articles/book passages. the full saying is "brevity is the soul of wit." pretty simple gag.
my take on it is that there's a deeper gag there. by condensing prose to a cliff notes version, you rip out its essence, or soul.
Oliver Cruz
The Shakespeare quote is "Brevity is the soul of wit." The joke is that they make that quote even more concise by just saying "Brevity is...wit"
Oliver Perry
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“Fiddle-dee-dee... That will require a tetanus shot.”
Parker King
I love how subtle the animation is when he shakes between the "oh fudge" and "that's broken."
Blake Carter
>kicking the dog house with the same foot that just stepped on the nail
Alexander Diaz
Adrian Wilson
the dog could dig a hole underground to get to the inside of the dog house
Jaxson Evans
Oswald Mosley said Pitt the Elder was the only Englishman who could stand alongside men like Napoleon or Frederick the Great.
Levi Johnson
Okay, you asked for it, Boggs.
Landon Reyes
I have to pause this episode at this part every time and rewatch these 2 seconds in fits of pure giggles.
Dominic Hall
What's the better dad-yell: Homer's AAAAA or Hanks BWAaAa?
Luis Martinez
Easily the short and sweet "AHP!!!!"
David Jenkins
Of Homer that is.
Nicholas Russell
"Your friends can call you "Hoju""
It's so fucking retarded but always makes me laugh.
Asher Hall
Jason Smith
That's the joke.
Isaac Ross
There's nothing wrong with the bidet, is it?
I miss these funny moments
Nolan Kelly
That second "ow!" is really strong. But yeah, there's like six amazing jokes in that scene.
Joseph Hall
Christian Brown
That's how every scene was back in the good days.
Angel Wilson
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Bentley Lee
Proof that Homer is the American Idiot.
Kayden Howard
Luis Russell
What ep is that from?
Juan Morgan
im almost certain its the Mt. Splashmore episode
Asher Lopez
More like The Simpsons is too old.
Chase Evans
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it's such a stupid fucking gag, but it gets me every time.
Asher Adams
...
Gavin Myers
youtube.com
this one cracks me up every time
Luis Cook
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Jack Young
Christopher Bell
I worry sometime in the future they're going to change it to the first Gulf War just to keep it from seeming unrealistic.
Liam Lee
>S-e-x in front of the c-h-i-l-d-r-e-n!
>SEX CAULDRON? I thought they closed that place down!
What’s funny is that in the Latin dub, it implies that Krusty’s a pedo.
Nicholas Moore
How does it do that?
Adrian Harris
The entire Monopoly scene.
>Edna Kraboppoly
>How can an iron be a landlord?
>One of the phone’s emergency buttons is dedicated to Homer strangling Bart
>the police musical
Austin Foster
The entire Monopoly scene.
>Edna Kraboppoly
>How can an iron be a landlord?
>One of the phone’s emergency buttons is dedicated to Homer strangling Bart
>the prison Nutcracker Suite
Alexander Bell
>When you stayed up all night trying to beat Cuphead
Daniel Howard
Jack Rogers
That rant is one of my favorite things ever.
Parker Howard
fpbp
David Hernandez
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Gavin Price
>Toss then in the pile, and make yourselves at home.
>Hear that, Dad? You can lie around in your underwear and scratch yourself.
Even if the show was all over the place in the first season, there were still lots of gems.
Charles Harris
tienes que hacerlo por mi pipo, por maginer
Adrian Cox
The obvious answer is that it's impossible to choose or even narrow it down to a shortlist. Gun to my head, though, and I have to go with this:
The combination of Skinner's sheer cluelessness and how absolutely furious Apu gets over it is just fantastic.
Jordan Wood
I love that joke because it took not one, but two time passage cuts to show all of Apu's ranting.
Luis Brown
“That night came the honeymoon.”
“EEEEW!”
“She’s faking it.”
Colton Powell
I like how just instantly switches back to friendly "Thank you come again" afterwards
Grayson Bennett
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Carson Allen
>It's a pornography store
>I was buying pornography
Liam Wilson
"Homer, I'm going to tell you the same thing I told Redford: it isn't going to happen."