Daily Reminder - Australia is the best country in the world

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Not when your country has a thing called "spider season" it doesn't!

Keep giving more tax payer money to the Abo's

I like Wentworth

>high taxes to video games
>only censored versions are allowed to be sold
no thanks

>Strong Immigration Laws
>Very high GDP per captia
>We are full
>White
>Strong military
>Wealthy
>Tons of Bantz
>Great culture

>C
>U
>N
>T

Oh and dont forgot very high HDI

How can other countries compete?

handguns only though

WA here,

Rifles and shotguns are allowed, just not semi automatic,semi auto handguns are allowed too

"I agree."

you cant stop the boats

On an average day I see 0 spiders. Where is your Dog now?

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We're full.

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More straya stuff

I saw a huntsman this morning, and two black house spiders yesterday.

true :/

I was doing some gardening today and almost got bit by a funnel web.

Almost fucking died today top kek

Hand sized grey fury huntsman or something here. Wolf spider?

I see spiders regularly, lizards, and snakes.

Those fuckers are everywhere though I pulled up a fence the other week and found a few they just run away though

there was a little spider in my bedroom so i smashed it and checked around to see if there were anymore

not sure how i could deal with spiders the size of my head

Alf stewart noice

I hate the people here
It's like a more aggravated England.

but that keeps all the prospectors away

Stop living near the city, or near office workers bunch of sad sack emotional cry babies.

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FUCK OFF YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT CUNT

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>Not being on the easiest neetbux in the world

it's true

>not sure how i could deal with spiders the size of my head
step one is to stop being a soft cunt

No u

Daily Reminder: Nothing of value, substance, or meaning has come out of Australia besides Steve Irwin.

Wow, I didn't know abos worked?

>what are kangaroos

>implying alice-in-wonderland-tier-bi-pedal-trampoline-donkeys are real
show me that a kangaroo exists, until then, I'm not falling for the meme.

No.

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New Zealand seems better in every way

>Daily Reminder: Nothing of value, substance, or meaning has come out of Australia besides Steve Irwin.

nothing of value? us lads are taking the charge to help all youse other soft cunts around the world remember how to be lads again one bant at a time to help you overcome the estrogen conditioning that is trying to fuck with you.

and you say we give nothing of value.

bloody disgraceful, mate.

> tfw Australia will never parlay its limited Socialist policies and its strong inherent Nationalism into National Socialism.

jdimsa

Says the person who is statistically likely to be posting via a wifi conncetion

scared of huntsman.

faggots

I go to number 18 and it's not even THAT great here. Like it's top 5 Ivy but we have better.
>tfw no Aussie intelligence.
>inb4 LIBERAL COLLEGES JEWWSZZZ XD
these rankings are based on research contributions to science, humanities, etc.

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The boats have been stopped, we're sending the refugees who tried to get here to the US, and to top it off we're going to ban them from ever visiting Australia in their lives.

ENOUGH TO MAKE ME PATRIOTIC

pls post don't thread on me

>muh internet
it's hilarious how every aussie jumps on their one little quasi-invention to defend their legitimacy
>see

Isn't New Zealand just Australia but better in every single way though? Your statement doesn't make sense with that knowledge.

>tfw nature also tries to kill you but here nature is so fucking shitty that in winter animals and insects freeze to death
The downside is that I can't get a pet like a bird or a rat anymore. Rip elvis.

what? i wasn't talking about anything even close to that.

holy fuck is it hard trying to converse with an estrogen cunt they go on emotional tangents more than women do.

get fucked leaf, you just feel kinship with them because new zealand is to australia what canada is to america

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Eh I go to ANU which is generally around the 20 mark in these things, and well within the top 10 when it comes to international affairs which is my field. It's probably the best in the world when it comes to the Asia-Pacific.

>implying being "manly" or "hard" or whatever you want to call it is a contribution. We don't need you, we got Trump elected on your own thank you very much. No go deal with your chink invasion.

Did I hit a sore spot in reminding you that New Zealand is superior in all ways? Sorry about that, I'll stop.

Name one. NZ is like Australia if it was inhabited only by women and got massively ISLANDER'D

No Abos, no deadly insects, cute fluffy bird as it's mascot versus an over grown rat. The list just grows from there.

You never see an abo here unless you're in Darwin or in the desert, in which case you want to leave anyway. NZ has islanders and maoris everywhere and they even merged cultures. It's disgusting.

>more aggravated England.

What are you talking about cuck, we don't have chavs and everyone is your m8.

Are you a pooftah m8? Just crack a brewie and get down the beach you fucking white skinned softcunt.

Can confirm

>so effete he puts the words manly in quotation marks now

there will always be some that we can't save. i see the estrogen menace got to you in the end. fuckin shame, that is.

but we'll keep banting hard in the hopes of saving your brothers from the same fate. don't you worry. we haven't given up on you lads just yet.