So, was he right Sup Forums?

So, was he right Sup Forums?

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Yes but Sup Forums will tell you no because if you're using this site it's very likely you never had an Uncle Ben in your life to teach you how to be a decent man.

Yeah. Southeast Asian Fuck huts really are the way to go.

No you shouldn't burn all your porn, not if some of it is useful.

He was dead wrong. With great power comes fuck you, I can do whatever I want because I've got the power.

He was right to Peter, Wasn't Lil Pete becoming kind of a dick with his new powers and Ben's death put him in the right mindset to become a hero? Been a while since I read old Spidey

I mean, I was really getting behind the speech until he started getting into the holocaust, so I'd say overall yes, it was good advice.

>his nephew for who he toiled to give a decent life got stolen over his dead body by some billionaire fucker.
>Tony is grooming Peter to be his personal bitch and is plotting to fuck May now that Ben is dead.
>Peter is letting all this shit happen chucking away everything Ben ever tried to teach him.
>Ben's fatherly advice doesn't matter to Peter because Ben's not a celebrity like Master Stark.
At least he doesn't have to see what a whiny bitch his nephew has become.

I didn't know Agent Orange did that to a gooks body, but hell, that was good to know.

He kinda did, Pete was never able to best his wrinkly old ass at wrestling even after all of those wheat cakes and then the day he died Peter bitched out on having another match with him.

Objectively no.

Leave it to Satan to remind me.
>"Gee U-uncle B-ben, M-mister Stark says kids shouldn't throw punches."
If the gun didn't kill Ben, the shame probably would have.

Yes, May's pussy IS very dusty.

He was right, but Peter clearly didn't listen.

I liked the Peter being a rentboy subplot
>Tony made Peter an expensive tight suit that has a button where you push it and you are naked, just like that. He paid Peter's trip to Berlin, let him stay in a luxurious hotel and then made him another suit at the end of the movie. ITheir scene on Civil War was too much if you see it from another point of view. Tony went to a teen's room, locked the door & sat in the same bed with him. How could May trust a man she doesn't even know personally with her underage nephew; locked for more than 20 minutes in a room together? Then they say Disney is not dark.
This is unironically the most accurate review of Spider-Man Homecoming.
>youtube.com/watch?v=2nkboMqYhSA

>a modern day lolita
>overpowering man child sexuality

That amount of bullshit in just 4 speech bubbles. A truly amazing accomplishment

I dunno, I mean I guess they wanted to go with a new direction, but was the scene where Peter does petplay with Stark really necessary?

>We have no power and people who do have power don't use it responsibly
>Because of this we, the people without power, can keep them in check, despite their complete disregard for us

Also, I choose to believe Pete said that because that means she's going to be an asshole sociopath.

It's a meaningless rhetorical cop-out.

If they keep the ones in power in check, they are really the ones in power.

>Peter... I need you to get rid of my porn collection... Magazines, videos, some security footage I bought on the black market... There are snuff films in there, Pete. If your Aunt May sees all the pictures I took of her feet while she was sleeping... It's all in the box in the basement labelled "Baby Pictures"... Before you ask: yes, there are baby pictures in there, they're just not of you... Actually, they're a part of the collection, but that doesn't matter now... You've gotta do this for me, Pete. You've got to destroy my porn stash... And I mean DESTROY that shit, kid... Seriously, the hentai alone is enough to get a man put away... Hentai is the Japanese word for "pervert", son, and that's what I am... That's what your Uncle Ben is... All the fat globs of semen I've wasted masturbating to bestiality and vore over the years... And I'm a strong ejaculator, Pete... I'm as sterile as a surgery room, but I cum like a geyser every time... I think part of the thrill was always seeing if I could get any of it in my mouth... The first time I did it was a complete accident, but the taste, Pete... The taste was unlike anything I had ever experienced before... I started to crave it... It was like a drug to me... And that's coming from a guy who did a lot of blow in the 90s... Usually off of the ass-cheeks of some coked out hooker who me and the boys would kill for sport later... I actually have some footage of that in my porn collection... Which, again, you REALLY need to get rid of... I cannot overstate the importance of wiping that shit from the face of the Earth... Okay, what else, what else? Oh, you can have the slice of cake from Aunt May's birthday that I've been saving... I mean, I took a bite out of it, but it's not like I have herpes or anything... Wait... Do genitals count? Never mind, I'm dying now... In summation: great power, great responsibility, burn my porn, eat my cake... Bleh...

What did Raimi mean by this?

I've always imagined that Ben's last lesson is the reason Peter tolerates The Punisher, at least on some subconcious level. He has to know that Frank's "power" is just being really, really, really good at killing people and also pretty comfortable with it to boot. So logically, Frank has the responsibility to use that power for the common good. And the best way to do that is for Frank to pick off the nastiest sons-of-bitches in NYC. Peter can't actually condemn Frank for doing what he does, instead the best he can do is make sure that he uses his power responsibly.

I cried when I first saw this scene in theaters. Such a powerful scene

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He was right about everything. Especially the part about the blacks.

>You're sad because a girl at your high-school doesn't like you back? Peter, when I was your age, I left school to bullseye gooks from a helicopter in the middle of a some god forsaken jungle. I fried so many slopes they named a brand of rice after me. Don't tell me you have it hard because you're a pathetic kissless virgin. You can act sad when you have to leave behind the lady-boy you fell in love with and made passionate steamy love to in a collapsing bamboo shack, just like I did. You think I felt good about firebombing his village and watching our fuck-hut burn to the ground? We were going to build our lives together there, Peter! You know what? Fuck you. Get the fuck out of my car.

beautiful scene

>I fried so many slopes they named a brand of rice after me

lmao

>needing an uncle when you have a father
Sounds like your parents don't love you

This will never not be my favorite one.

Listen, Beter

you are about to become the spider man

don't worry about me, I'm already dead

the city needs you

I was following him while he was keeping it to mein kampf and phrenology, but when he got to the protocols of the elders of zion and black sun I really got lost.

Did the scene really need to include that 16 minute monologue?

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I think they went too far with the 20 minute spanking scene

That part of the movie where Uncle Ben looks straight at the camera and says.

"The Jewish race hides their lineage with English names, and creeps into every known field of entertainment. The only power you have to stop them, to make them wince back is to call them for what they are, Jews. It is a great power Peter, and in this a responsibility to keep the social well of media pure from these infiltrators from Zion."

I didn't get what the lesson was here. That Peter should what? Do the right thing? Why should he care if some shitty wrestling promoter gets robbed? Even Bruce Wayne would have let that guy run past him if he did shit like that.

>some coked out hooker who me and the boys would kill for sport later
Was Uncle Ben friends with Mr Diktovich?

>Count them Peter
>Y-Y-Yes Mr Stark
>*Swish* *CRACK*
>ARGH. O-One
>*Swish* *CRACK*
>TWO!
>Good Little Spider slut. Skip trained you well.
I remember who uncomfortable the families around the cinema started acting after the first ten minutes.

I only had Uncle Ben to be my Uncle Ben