Me and the old lady are going to Vegas in a few days. Got any tips or suggestions of based shit to do?

Me and the old lady are going to Vegas in a few days. Got any tips or suggestions of based shit to do?

In return for tips I'll post a fucked up police report of a Sup Forums-esq murder.

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Fuck it. Here you go. Enjoy you fucking worthless cucks

Mr. Grady arranged for a woman working for an escort service to come to his motel room where she was sexually assaulted, killed and mutilated. Prior to the offense, he had gone to three separate stores to purchase KY jelly, a sledge hammer, and a Buck Knife with a 6-inch blade. He went to a motel, checked in, and unsuccessfully attempted to contact a psychiatrist who knew his history. After getting off of the phone with someone from the emergency psychiatric unit, he contacted the escort service. Shortly after the female victim arrived, Mr. Grady struck her in the head with the hammer. He struck her several more times in the head after she had fallen to the floor, not stopping until she stopped gurgling. He attempted to have sexual intercourse with her, but he stopped when her body began gurgling again. He attempted to cut out the victim's heart and lungs with the knife and then cut the carotid artery. He used the knife to make a cut from the victim's neck to her pubic mound. He examined her internal organs and sliced her breast to examine this as well. He had penis to vagina intercourse with the victim and ejaculated on her pubic mound. He then cut the victim's thighs and wrote with her lipstick on her legs: "An eye for an eye" and "A life for a life." He made a 911 phone call to report he had discovered a body at the motel.
Motivation/Attitude:

Psychological/psychiatric history (summarized in the Pre-Sentence Investigation) reveals he had a history of fantasies to commit this type of offense. Per PSI, Mr. Grady stated that he did not blame himself. "I didn't choose to be that way. Society created me..." He said that the act was symbolism, and it represented the tyranny of society.

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Visit the Pawn Stars pawn shop, Rick Harrison gave a pro-Trump speech at one of Trump's rally's, may as well give him your support.

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Ur loss mate.

Vegas sucks. Rent a Lamborghini and drive it in the desert though.

i just had to move all the money in my bank because someone from vegas was draining my account lol. fucking 80 dollars at a shell station? wtf did he buy?

Don't play slots. They suck.

Yeah, fucking don't go. If you have to go, bring money. LOTS of money. On the strip saw 24 dollar milkshakes, shit like that. Brutal. In fact avoid the strip all together. Full of degenerate whores, and worse littering up the street. Theme hotels are all boring as shit, the Bellagio fountains at night are cool. Line up early to get a good view. Look for one of those shitty time share presentations. They pick you up, take you for a 90 lunch/presentation and drive you back. You can get good perks from that. My wife and I talked them into free dinner at Paris and a pair of tix to Cirque Du Soleil (wife wanted to go) and a free 3 night hotel stay next time we were in Vegas. Everything is expensive as fuck bring money.

Not politics you fucking dirt bag. Sage and report.

Gas? Strip gas is fucking expensive. Maybe filled up more than 1 car

I recommend walking inside the Venetian, checking out street shows, smoking weed on the strip with outside performers, doing Karaoke at a casino if you happen to run into someone hosting t, and playing penny slots do hostesses give you free drinks.

Another miserable Leaf rears its head. Fuck off tree nigger

Find local candy stores, find local parks. Get to a park and plop your sassy ass down to munch on candies. Have food delivered to your place as you return, bring a candle to light for romantic evening
Also remember to compliment her sweet ass. Even if she looks like a ham planet, show her some love.

Anyway police reports nao

I spent the month of August in Vegas. Second time i'd been there. First time for more than just a few days.

>STAY. AWAY. FROM. DOWNTOWN.

Seriously. Don't go to Fremont. It's a ghetto and a half.

Stick to the nice parts of the strip. The Bellagio treated us great and even if I'm not staying there (we stayed in the Vdara for the month long rates) I'd still eat/gamble in Bellagio.

Avoid Luxor, Stratosphere and Flamingo too. All trash.

And hey go to Trump's hotel for dinner to celebrate MAGA.

Freemont street, there is a badass old-school video game arcade/bar called INSERT COIN. Go see it before they tear the shit down, last I heard they were going to deconstruction all of old vegas and build something stupid there, like condos or something. DOITFGT.

watch out for Heroin addicts and drunk assholes.

Penny slots and free drinks?

Lawl. Let us know when you're old enough to get in a casino, little kid.

Spend your money on something better. Vegas is highly overrated, and you won't win shit, unless you're good at poker and join a tournament. The weather sucks, the people suck, it's all fake bullshit and generic hotels. Everything is overpriced. Everything.

Gamble online, and take your wife to Jamaica, so a young black buck can properly fuck her.

Yes, burn down your hotel room, good fucking advice, beta. It'll be real fun to have the alarm and sprinklers go off, right as her bra comes off. Dumbshit.

>going to vegas
>with his fucking wife

u must be miserable dude

also
>tells us murder story in pairing with said information
are you trying to tell us something user?

Also OP order from Naked City Pizza at least once. Postmates will deliver it for you.

Bunny Ranch, 3some

Craps is the most patrician game to play because everyone at the table wins and loses together so it becomes very high energy.

Bunny Ranch went to crap after Tamela left.

Also they supported Hillary.

All the big casinos have bubble craps now too so you don't have to play at the table. You have a touch screen around giant dice in the middle of the machine. Much easier for new players.