Meet the Terrifics

Meet the Terrifics

Part One

And here we go

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Sometime after the end of Metal....

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He lives

Was gonna storytime it, Damnit Dave!

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I waited like 10 minutes for someone to do it, I swear.

IT'S FINALLY FUCKING HERE!

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Storytime The Silencer instead then.

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Plastic Man finally returns... And the first thing he does is vore

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Any help LoSH nerds?

Better start than Justice League United by far.
JLU#1 was painful to read through.

Although maybe it's the Reis effect.
Let's see where this goes.

Yeah, downloading it now. shit takes forever.

Why don't you fucking faggot fucks read some real Fantastic fucking 4 comics?
This fucking abomination lacks the true message of the F4...
The fucking message being that no matter how smart you are, no matter how how far you can stretch your epic dick... never trust blonde fucking whores.
They will drop your ass for a saltwater Asian twink faggot in a fucking heartbeat.

This is a monthly, isn't it?

Prime waifu material

Om nom nom

Yeah DC throws a bunch of characters together and says see this is our F4
of course they are missing the most important ingredient of the F4
Family
a soulless corporate cash grab

I bought a bunch of 99c back issues. A lot of great pre-Civil War stuff where the F4 really feel like a family of adventurers. And Johnny, to my shock, wasn’t an annoying twat in them

Oh shit. It’s the guy from Martin Mystery!

Im glad this wasn't the final page.

And already it reinforces my opinion that this comics should've been called Challengers of The Unknown.

The Challengers are on their way.

Cute!

Yeah, but why?

Woah nice.

Lemire says she's made up for this story, which seems to be the case since the already established Wazzos are named Enya, Tinya and Winema. I'm disappointed, but that's what you get when you're a Legionfag.

>of course they are missing the most important ingredient of the F4
>Family
Family isn't always bound by blood. We have to see how well this team sews itself together before we can judge.

If they just manage to go on interesting bronze age pulp adventures, I wouldn't call it a total loss.

>We have to see how well this team sews itself together before we can judge.
Well it's DC so you already know it won't be done well

>perhaps you just didn't know how to activate it
>just presses the giant shiny button
This was lame but of course shills will shout about how it's only one issue, to give it time and so on...

That's New Challengers. What a shit name.

How was that New52 Challengers story? Worth a read?

Complete garbage.

what tom strong run should I read anons?

Speaking of which, anyone got any nice F4 Recommendations? Please don’t say Hickman. It was a strangely inane slog of a cosmic tale

None.

He’s been Stagg’s #1 goon for a long time. Showing that he’s not just a dirty businessman with strong arm tactics, but an absolutely crazy one who will defrost and hire a caveman to act as his strangely erudite muscle

would be nice if DC didn't decide to spoil this for some reason

F4 are not actually good. Most of the recommendations you're going to get are from people that loved the Hickman run anyway...

shit dialog

There we go!

>Plas is proof against extradimensional energies

What the FUCK is he made out of?

All of Alan Moore's run.

It's a coincidence that is in Martin Mystere too?

Ok so it supposed to look like Galactus or is it some obscure DC thing I don't know about

Who killed altgalactus?

That's literally how the Fantastic 4 started, four randos on an adventure who become a family. Jesus dude.

DC's Java was first introduced in '64. Martin Mystere was first published in '82.
You draw your own conclusions.

ourguynium

What version of the Phantom Bitch is that?

Are these the variant covers?

Frank Miller said he was a titanic menace so it must be true!

Phantom Girl's distant ancestor

Surreal to see them back.

An unrelated one.

>Kirby dots

very clearly deliberate

randos? kys

lol

So the whole Plasticman egg plot goes nowhere in Metal. Got it.

>CHECK METAL TO SEE WHAT HAPPENE-
No fuck off, METAL is a cancer.

I like how unapologetically old school this is.

They're REALLY trying to make this like Fantastic Four.

What the fuck does that even mean?

nigga is he DEAD?!

What the fuck is going on?

Is she from the future? Is that the same Phantom Lass from The Legion of Super-Heroes?

Don't worry. Nothing else goes anywhere in Metal either. Possibly the most nothing story Snyder has ever written

I am loving this ending. I love how Golden/Silver Age-y this comic is trying to be.

Fantastic Four comics aren't published anymore.

Think of this as "DC brings back classic superhero team comics". There's no need to compare it to Fantastic Four.

This is basically a pre-modern superhero team adventure series done with modern art style. Even the dialog is clearly trying to be old school. It's fucking exactly what comics need more of.

Byrne and Lee/Kirby are the only correct answers and luckily for you the first omnibus of both are being reprinted later this year according to the latest solicitations.

This is the best new superhero comic to come along in YEARS.

Lee/Kirby run
John Byrne run
maybe the Walt Simonson run
Iron Man / Fantastic Four - Big In Japan
The Incredible Hulk and the Thing - The Big Change
Marvel Fanfare #15

Kek not even Lemire's best superhero comic from today.

Not even Lemire's best superhero ripoff/homage from today.

>Lenore writing a team book
So how bad is this?

Doesn't Metamorpho and Plastic man overlap too much?

Less of you mean.

No and no.

Not bad at all. Take 5 minutes and read for yourself.

How are the new DC books selling so far?

>I like how unapologetically old school this is.

Yeah, agreed. I definitely get a classic Marvel vibe from this book, which ain't a bad thing.

Not saying it's the best thing I've ever read but it definitely has promise. And it'll only get better when Doc Shaner takes over art with issue 4.

nah this is actually pretty solid