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literally who are these meant to appeal to

The fanbase that no longer exists?
btw i'm going to make a thread on /trash/ if this one gets deleted

>not posting the troll call link
bad OP

who gives a shit

Turbo autists.

me

I blame Cohen for this

Considering he made them you should.

blame hussie, he's the one who encourages this

Why do these fantrolls keep happening?

Part of Act 2 promotions.
We've got two weeks left before these things are done.

they're releasing them to promote the new game

Why is Vriska still the best fucking character in Homestuck?

t. andrew

Pre-Act 6 only
Act 6 the best character is Caliborn

Every week at the same time on Wednesday I find myself just scrolling through this thread as if every post in it isn't in total agreement and there's anything to discuss. It's like a weekly frame by frame analysis of trainwreck footage except the trainwreck has they/them pronouns sometimes.

>It's like a weekly frame by frame analysis of trainwreck footage except the trainwreck has they/them pronouns sometimes.

I've never heard these threads described so accurately.

>he's... above that amount

That was the most forced over 9000 joke i've ever seen. It wasnt good in the slightest.

Hussie need to take a second and think.

Huss doesn't write this.

Aleks, I know you're in here. Reveal yourself.

THE LEJION IS NOT FOR LEWD

lord almighty

They just keep getting worse. I don't know how it's possible.

You are now aware "pet" means "fart" in french
BRRRAAAAP

but sometimes they need the lewd to cope with loneliness

>okay so what should these trolls be like
>they're olivebloods so just make them all variations of nepeta

Sup Forumshen

Every now and again I miss what homestuck was. Fuck Gussie for ruining a good thing so completely

'RAILS DON'T PAIL you absolute shitlord

of course they don't, they're just having a feelings jam

with their clothes off. just a couple rails being best bros

How could Hiveswap even compete?

>in an alternate universe we got a midnight crew adventure instead
>tumblr fanbase never happens and hussie never turns into nu-hussie

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>le over 9000 reference

jesus christ how horrifying this was dated a decade ago

but user it's """""irony"""""

no its not irony its (((Cohen))) just being a hack as always

he's a hack who is attempting irony

It's stupidy

Got any more of these for the actual characters?

They're doing that with every fucking color. I mean you've got two of them who are listed as "probably vriska" and "not vriska"

>there is now 6 vriskas

god is dead

the troll quadrant romance is an unnatural and unhealthy fracturing of a single healthy spousal relationship, invented in order to complement (both accommodate and encourage) the increased incidence of psychopathy that Doc Scratch subjected them to.

there's actually 8 Vriskas

That headcanon would only work if pre-scratch trolls didn't have the same relationships.

But didn't the game tank? Isn't Homosuck dead and gone?

Speaking of, did we ever get a clear answer to what happened to LE?

It doesn't matter if the game tanked because VIZ media funds homestuck now and gave Hussie millions to continue.

Vriska uses the logo juju which release the 4 kids who then defeat LE. He's dead.

>But didn't the game tank?
I don't know, there are no publicly-available sales figures. The closest thing available are SteamSpy figures, which estimate about 250,000 owners on that platform. It was available elsewhere, though, so I have no way of knowing how many it sold.
>Isn't Homosuck dead and gone?
Part 2 is still coming out
>Speaking of, did we ever get a clear answer to what happened to LE?
lol no

It's got 250k from the humble bundle, prior to that it had around 60k.

Nah, that's just part 8. I'm saying, did they actually kick his ass or not? Didn't they not have the proper sword?

Nobody knows, but they abandoned their friends and family and the trolls are kicked off the planet.

i wonder if cohen thinks he's funny

He thinks he created Homestuck so yes.

I would like to point out that number also includes backer copies redeemed on Steam. Unless it had a higher ratio of GoG-to-Steam copies than basically any other game, 60k is probably a pretty accurate figure (and a dire one to be certain).

>60k
>act 1 is 8 dollars
>with gaben's cut they make 5.60 dollars per sale
>assuming every single person who owned the game paid full price (i'm not gonna bother figuring out how many people got it free from back rewards so fuck it) they made 336,000 dollars from act 1
>TOG stole the kickstarter money so technically all of the people who backed the kickstarter and got the game didn't actually earn WP any money, which means act 1 made much less than 336,000 dollars

I have no idea how much money they get from humble bundle sales, but before the bundle they made less than $336,000 from act 1. Viz is covering development costs so it's not like WP is going to declare bankruptcy, but obviously Viz is going to stop giving them money if their investment doesn't pay off. Who knows, maybe Toby will throw some undertale money towards homestuck and keep it alive a little longer.

Really this whole thing is Hussie's fault. I don't know how the fuck he let TOG get away with stealing over a million dollars from him, like how the fuck did that even happen? Whatever, he deserves this for bastardizing homestuck so he could try to turn it into a big franchise designed to milk money from teenagers on tumblr. Fuck him.

The irony is it doesn't milk money because he alienated most of his actual fanbase. There's nobody relevant left, and those with disposable income are just gonna spend it on Homestuck porn rather than t-shirts

If there's one thing we've learned in all of this, it's that for all his faults, Andrew Hussie is the only one who can write Homestuck.

Well to be honest we don't know that for certain because homestuck's replacement writers have all been terrible.

>scared off his original mspa fanbase
>scared off his tumblr fanbase
>everyone else migrated to undertale

It's a shame that Andrew Hussie died after cascade was finished and his identical twin brother who also has the same name took over homestuck. The comic was never the same after that happened.

No, just that Cohen cannot write Homestuck.

middle schoolers.

please be nice to Polypa

Quit thinking with your dick, outside of the barest appealment to your fetish these characters are worthless.

To be fair these shitty troll are not too much different from the way Hussie made the pre-Scratch ones.
Like look at this:
It fits pretty well with them, but you absolutely couldn't make the same bios for the old one without leaving out huge chunk of their characters.
The problem with these is that everything about them, from design to personality, is about one single concept.
This mustard one is trollVegeta, then there was trollMaleFeminist, Kankri was trollTumblr etc
Compare them with Nepeta, which despite being a take on Devianart users is much more than that (her friendship with Equius for example doesn't fall under that definition), or Eridan that was trollElliot yet had a Harry Potter theme going on and dressed like a hipster for some reason.

The only thing that is actually completely Cohen's fault is this idea that all caste members are alike, that never came up in the comic and there are things that actively contradict it (Equius strength and Vriska's mindcontrol).

no

what do you want

Yes. They're a one note character. They will show up once and have maybe ten lines.

Kill yourself Cohen fanboy

I'm not defending Cohen, I'm shitting on Hussie. He's the one who started that shit with the pre-Scratch trolls.

even they had more development and character than these things.

part of me wants to believe that he regrets the last ten years and is deliberately sabotaging this dumpster fire so he can get on with his life
another part of me knows that he's old enough to think this doughy faggot is actually "mad funny" and isn't just cranking out a bunch of passé horseshit to make rent

this is awful lmao

homestuck was only good for like two chapters

Four, five and a half really.

>there's actually 8 Vriskas

Oh that's ok then

What would you change about homestuck to make it more appealing?
>inb4 "make sure it was never created"

I'll start:
>Hussie never gets too close to his fanbase
>pre-scratch trolls never happened
>beta kids resolve their parental issues before their guardians are killed off
>dad crocker isn't a carbon copy of dad egbert
>alpha kids are written actually likeable
>sollux, aradia, tavros, equius, and nepeta all make it to Earth C
>davepetasprite^2 is never created
>vriska and john live out the rest of their lives on Earth C 8anging relentlessly and having freakish troll-human hy8rid 8a8ies

No Davekat, ever.

redo act 6 completely. there's so much wrong with it.

>alpha kids are written actually likeable
I mean its just jake who is an unlikable faggot

Stop the Kickstarter from ever happening and avoid appealing to tumblr. That would prevent so much shit down the line.

Jane is nothing.
Dirk is constant, dragging melodrama, all the fucking time.
Roxy is kind of underdeveloped.

That's not no fault of Jake. He's legit retarded.

he literally has nothing to do with hiveswap anymore

Dirk was a big disappointment.

>holy shit it's bro but with dialogue
>most of his dialogue is either teen drama or not actually him and instead some kind of ai or hologram

Popular Homestuck ships and how they sunk
JohnVris years ago:
John: I feel pity for you, Vriska.
Vriska:

John and Rose should have fucked.

We've reached autism levels were the original sample matter is completely different than the current, as a result of rapid franchise decay. I shall call this phenomenon, "Hussie Radiation".

if dave can magically turn gay then I don't see why john can't

...

Battle with LE ends with SMG1 ending

he's to busy getting shit done
>Roxy is kind of underdeveloped.
sad but true

Roxy wasn't super interesting and developed but she was the most likable at least.

Please tell me this pasta.

That's not a hard contest to win.

idk out of all the kids I like he the most shes also got the coolest/useful power

Hm, Hussie's girlfriend ships John/Vriska.

man got some biases there?

not being able to handle troll romance is a legit reason to break up with someone, as is not wanting to enable their other, even more abusive relationship.

John/Vriska is literally "the bad relationship you need to have to realize what other bad relationships look like."

Yeah but that spiderpuss ridiculous.

I mean
Between fucking Terezi and fucking Jade he made the right choice.

And that's why it needs to happen