Giving a toddler a fucking ipad

>giving a toddler a fucking ipad
Im glad this little brat got traumatized for life then

What's this from?

Is that moana

They don't call them itoddlers for nothin

It's an etch-a-sketch or one of those magnet drawing things brainlet

New Wreck-it-Ralph trailer. Main characters get involved in her simple iPad game and predictably shit things up for everyone involved.

might as well give her a porn mag, a bottle of vodka, and a loaded gun, if you're gonna be that much of a neglectful parent.

>Ralph turns her innocent Ipad game into a fetishistic monstrosity

Wait, does Disney know about Spiderman Elsa videos?

You mean AWESOME parent.

>They don't call them itoddlers for nothin
>kids codependent on apple devices since they were babies, now cant devleop complex learning abilities or imagination from being codependent on these cheap app games instead of having physical toys or objects to play with
We need another new disease to wipe out a substantial amount of kids again like polio once did.

>Implying a cartoon character getting comically fat after eating too much is inherently fetishistic

>Not knowing how normies work.
>Kids play on mobile, teenagers and adults play on PC, only geeks and nerds play on consoles.

user, cartoon creators have been sticking in fetishs into their work since the dawn of the medium. Just look at totally spies and betty boop

It's not awesome until you give her cigarretes.

Ipads are for toddlers

Adults use laptops

If you give your kid a smart device youre a fucking failure of a human being and so is your child for prefering a tablet instead of having an actual childhood.

That poor doggo

I work with kids daily. Your statement could not be any more true.

>Actual childhood

This is a meme

Maybe not for you but i had a great childhood, user. Sorry my dad didnt barge into my room for suprise buttsex each night while chip hazard and donatello watched from your shelf and did nothing.

Same here. Slightly older kids, mind, but you can tell which kids were itoddlers and which had parents who made them do shit. The former literally CANNOT do without an electronic device in their hands. They can't conceive of anything they cannot Google. It's a reflex. I ask them a basic question and they instinctively look to Google. Then they text, play games, Snapchat, and so on.

It's absolutely an addiction. We're watching an entire generation of kids become shut-ins with no social skills or knowledge of the outside world.

>inb4 heavenly millennials meme

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Yes but recycled for Wreck it Ralph 2: Electric Boogaloo

This enrages me to my fucking core. That little bitch deserves to be punched in the gut for her stupidity

>This person will one day be responsible for your pension and your government.

that hurts

I feel your pain

Don't forget that they will grow up to worship Apple and make lines every time to buy their overpriced junk for the rest of their lives.

No.

>how to trigger Sup Forums

>WE WUZ BORN IN DA WROOOOOOOOONG GENERATION

>Don't forget that they will grow up to worship Apple and make lines every time to buy their overpriced junk for the rest of their lives.
I fucking hate apple fags and the company itself, making overpriced products and refuse to go back on a decision for their idiotic belief that progress is inherently a good thing and that they make no mistakes, theyre only second to disney in their awfulness.

>ignoring my point and resorting to strawmans and dumb wojak edits
Sounds like somebodys triggered.

Wouldn't it be how to trigger Sup Forums?

>It's c-c-current year! Why aren't you following the crowd?!?!
Because the crowd is full of idiots. No wonder you feel so comfortable with them.

To be fair she is like 3, I'm willing to bet that every single handheld device she's ever seen up till then was touchscreen

>Pensions
>Existing in the future

Fuck you guys this is cute.

>I'm willing to bet that every single handheld device she's ever seen up till then was touchscreen
You say that like its an excuse and not apart of the problem that is making this girl into the moron she is detined to become

You could trigger every board on the chan

That's not even applicable to what he's saying. He's talking about the next generation, not our current one, you fucking retard.

That kid is like 5. When I was that young my dad would only let me mash buttons on a disconnected controller while he played NES mario because I couldn't unerstand shit about it.

Im mad she only knows how to use devices with touch screens. Yes her age is somewhat an excuse for not knowing how a gameboy works, but she should be too fucking young to even know how a phone works.

and look where you ended up

Kojima was right
I refuse to pass my genes.

You can give an animal a game on an ipad. A little kid with a simple like game like the one the girl in that clip was playing isn't bad.

You know... until Ralph ruined it.

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Alternate reality Moana born in west coast US huh?

>one version of her is born free on an island paradise, with the ocean itself bringing her gifts of legendary items

>this version gets to play with mommy's ipad as she is driven to daycare, where she is locked in a playpen with 19 other screaming kids for hours a day

>Moana grows up with a destiny to save her island and people that kicks in by her teens

>this Moana grows up with a shameful feeder fetish that kicks in by her teens

>this version gets to play with mommy's ipad as she is driven to daycare, where she is locked in a playpen with 19 other screaming kids for hours a day
Truely we are a free and proud people. Who says the american dream is dead

Is that the angry britsh dude from top gear? I didnt know anyone liked or watched that show before i started seeing the rabid fanbase online

Lmao, there's directional buttons right there though.

What good would that do? The children breed to replace them will be just as bad.

They obviously gave her the gameboy in the first place to get this exact result you reactionary chimp
I guarantee you haven't contributed ANYTHING of worth to society if you can look at a literal fucking 3 year and go "OH GOD WE'RE DOOMED END IT ALL BAAAAAAWW"

Maybe not, but we could strive to make the lazy millennial garbage be better parents for the replacement kids. Even if it doesnt work, it would be worth it just to make the current crop suffer

Smash 'em, Hulkster!

You realize that's a child, right?

Nice assumption champ. I have a steady job and significant other, these failed abortions wont know how to take too steps without going back to their safe space device to play more fruit ninja when theyre my age.

Read

>2018
>not weaning your child on a NES, upgrading to the next gen console each year until they are 10 and have experienced the evolution of games as you yourself did.

I concur. That was cute.

nigga touchscreen is now the most common thing ever, her knowing how to use one says more about herself than not knowing how to use a piece of technology she'd never seen before that
When shit changes and we end up using like, i don't know, our fucking minds to access the internet, will people get mad that there's children that can't use a touchscreen?

>every single handheld device she's ever seen
she shouldn't be using handheld devices at that point at all. maybe if she saw her parents using one i could understand but still

Based otis poster speaks the truth

>sheltering your child so they grow up to have a cult like fascination with the same things you were into
That's not selfish at all

My friends kids don't have tablets. Hell the only games his kids can play is board games like chess and checkers.

If only every other parent was like this.

glad to be of service user

Playing games can help keep your brain sharp and teach kids motor control and shit earlier. The recommend games for old people to help keep them engaged too.

Like sure don't just hand your kid an Ipad to watch creepy youtube clips but don't be a luddite about it.

this

Motor skills can be taught with physical objects better then some swiping vore fetish bunny game
And raising them on a phone is a good thing?

>giving a toddler a fucking ipad
thats how people parent these days.
are you blind?

Oh I see you're from the other thread and just want to be salty using terms you don't understand. Go to bed grampa.

They literally show her playing a game on this you moron...

>All these autists mad that literal toddlers only know how to use the most common and intuitive forms of technology
You know children have like, no frame of reference, right?

And it's fucking retarded

>anyone who doesnt accept my newer fads which turn kids into an idiot is a grandpa or backwards
Go to bed john

Whatever you say, Grandpa.

No, calling eating food 'vore' makes you a grandpa.

I say, these kids today are loaded with doohickeys that I don't comprehend
that can't possibly be good for them

back in my day we shoved our children outside when we didn't want to look at them anymore

sure, some disappeared but we don't talk about that. and that's ok because they're not using the technology

>being this defensive about fucking nothing
Fufufu, you defeated yourself in this argument.
*sheathes katana*
You might as well paid for a billboard saying "I DON'T HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THEREFORE LOSE".

Real grandparents wouldn't even know what vore even is, you stupid faggot

“This is a meme” isnt an argument either, you fucking simpleton. Why would i have even given him a serious response

You're as retarded as OP

I suppose you're right. Never thought of that.

Not as retarded as a child whos only pass time is staring at a candy themed app, and doesnt know to live without it or interact and function in social situations or the real world in general.

Yeah and learning disabilities are through the roof

>tfw my young cousin only looked confused when he saw my Game Boy Advance and tried touching the screen
This is common.

>I'm not as retarded as a child

Good job Buddy!

These kids are cyborgs but the hivemind is an easily detachable handheld device

for now.

Not even OP, but only someone as brain dead as these phone addicted kids would defend this habit or calls critics stupid.

Christ, this sounds like something straight out of a dystopian horror novel.

>pensions
>existing now

I'd like to see your three-year-old faggot millenial selves operate a Magnavox Odyssey or an Atari 2600

It's fucking Moana stupid ass.

Go take your thorazine, grandpa.

Hate to say it but most of your ancestors would say the same about you

Most of my time wasnt even spent playing vidya, i read books and watched tv and did other things instead.

Fuck off

Born in 1988 and the Atari 2600 is part of my retro game collection.
And I have an actual console, not emulation.

I also have the Atari 5200, 7800, ColecoVision, and even the Vectrex.

And that's just the tip of the iceberg.

Also, most of my childhood was spent playing sports and exercising though I did play some video games, watch TV, and read books.