This nu-male steals your girl with his dreamy eyes and luxurious beard. What do?

This nu-male steals your girl with his dreamy eyes and luxurious beard. What do?

If this faggot stole my girl i'd probably just fucking kill myself 'cause i'm clearly a massive pussy.

cut off his face and feed it to him

Rape him, because males cant be raped and if he refuses then hes homophobic.

Or shave his beard and put the hair on his head.
It would destroy him.

It's just cringey and ugly as fuck. No respectable women will fuck this thing.

I think you're just jealous

fucking this, so much of a pussy you wouldnt even be fit for a cuck

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The guy looks like a faggot but that beard is the most luscious I've ever seen. Looks like a top notch CIA photoshop tbqhfam

Would start wondering when I got a girlfriend and how I can replicate that

It's very telling that the edit makes just as believable of a nu-male as the original.

Tell him that hes wrong, blacks are NOT a sub-species.

t. Jealous wite boi that can't grow a beard

This is good shit m8, even at ludicrous resolution it's a smooth shoop

Move on, any bitch that falls for a jew nosed fag with a beard like that wasn't worth my time.

Well I mean, I have green eyes and a beard myself. So, what do?

This.

Why is the beard and hair swap?

Why not?

what a soft and luxurious beard

checked.

WHY IS THIS DUDES BEARD BIGGER EVERY TIME

AND WHY DOES A LOW TEST FAGGOT LIKE THAT EVEN HAVE A BEARD, LITERALLY HOW DOES HE GROW ONE HE MUST BE LOWKEY 30 OR 40 YEARS OLD

post the orig

I'm getting tired of seeing this mother fucker

Take your sick homo fantasies elsewhere.

I cuck him, He cannot refuse his kike overlord.

As part of his his humiliation sissy fetish Ill take a big warm beefy dwarf fart into his mouth while I'm Fucking my (""""""his"""""") gf. Then I would empty his bank account for more valuable shekels and right his name in the book of grudges.

There is no escaping the alpha nu-male

post the original god dammit

Probably just fight him

Pussies don't fight

Suck his dick off like everyone else, duh.

i gotchu senpai

Jesus he looks like an apple on a tooth pick. How does he walk with that gigantic head

he always reminds me of Jimmy Neutron

ayyy thanks leafy

LITERALLY ISLAMIC BEARD LMAO

Jimmy Nu-tron

fpbp

This Faggot?
Steal my girl

AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Great post user

Looks like a dick.

You do realize this guy is objectively attractive right? Probably gets more pussy than you do. Sorry that beefcake strongpunch manboys aren't hot shit anymore in the 21st century.

Yes, I'd reevalute my life.

That's actually a really nice soft beard. Impressive. I bet he takes a lot of Omega 3s.
Still want to punch him though.

Why would he shave the moustache off, he'd actually look like a man with it

>dat luxorious beard

I've been conditioning my beard daily for months now and still nothing like this. Only just slightly less wiry and easier to comb.

>Be happy that it's not a nigger and that i'm rid of that cunt
>Go cuddle with my imaginary bf later