Cheer up

Hey anons, it has been a shitty day. Do any of you have any pics that always put a smile on your face?

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Honestly funnier without the bottom punchline

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'member when this tract was made into a Sup Forums banner?

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I actually fucking love this

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most out of context TGT pics crack me up

I love these ones where Kelly opens up about his personal family issues

This but unironically.

You're seriously jealous at paralyzed people?

Im saying there iz no reason you need to be closer to the door than an abled bodied person if you have an electric wheelchair.

it bothers me that they left the front of the desk in behind Moe

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don't like bors but this was hilarious

It is one of my favorites

How about you use your functioning legs and get some goddamn exercise, fatty.

If they are physically disabled they qualify for the disabled parking spot.

You really going to quibble over which life-impacting physical disorder they have?
Also like it must be a hassle to have to get the wheelchair out in the first place, I'm up for having to walk 10 seconds more to not have to deal with that irritation.

>founding fathers smoking pipes and cigarettes
He really couldn't have been assed to draw a single one of them with a cigar?

So when they shot Harambe that represented..?

It was a premonition for Trump entering the White House and telling China they can shove the debt up their slanted assholes.

>boo hoo my legs don't work good
>now pay for my mandatory ramps, personal government-issued transport and chauffeur, private parking spaces, new high-tech wheelchair, special toilets, special elevators, disability checks, hospital bills etc.

We honestly should take up Aktion T4 again

This is just stupid

remove the last panel

You're an idiot.

>Ronnie, no!
>RONNIE, YES!

He does it again!

In what world do disabled people get all that free shit? You're fucking high, retard. You do know what insurance is, right?

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I dont care what disabiltiy you have, its reasonable to use the disabled spot if being closer means you wouldn't have to use the wheelchair, but if you are going to use the disabled spot AND THEN use an electric wheelchair you just a douche.
Its taking up a spot someone who cant afford an electric wheelchair could have used.

Oi, Aristotle. How the fuck is a cripple supposed to get IN their wheelchair when a minivan is parked right next to every single door? Do you think those blue stripey "don't park here" spots are just to give the paraplegic aristos a fancy legless-only path to the door?

The same way people manage to get out of their car, i've seen it done.

user do you see how close people park together now how is a paraplegic gonna deal with that?

>when you realize it wasn't a Morty Liberation site, but a incest porn site

The same way I deal with asshole parkers. By keying their car and parking in the handicap spot even if i'm not supposed to.

So your's is a mental disability. Still everyone knows Cripples>Tards

Nope, not disabled, but i haven't gotten fined yet.

Ain't you thinking of those fucking fat people who park without permit and drive their electric scooter?

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i don't get this joke, apes, gorillas and other chimps alike animals have small dicks.
why is bigfoot not in the same category? was it proyecting?
why it can speak english?

The joke is that Bigfoot is insecure about the moniker denoting his big feet so he snipes back by calling the guy who called him bigfoot tinydick.
The guy is so insecure/hurt that he pretends he didn't see Bigfoot, that or Bigfoot's secrecy is kept by insecure men pretending they never saw him.

>Bigfoot's secrecy is kept by insecure men pretending they never saw him
I thought the Girl scouts kept his secrecy?

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holy shit this is hysterical

This picture always makes me feel funny.

Also lost in thought, can john leave? Did Garfield only eat the house? How hungry was he?

He had a hunger only Lasaga can solve

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>Also lost in thought, can john leave?
The house, sure.

But not Garfield. Jon Arbuckle can never leave Garfield. All that exists in his world now is Garfield.

I go drinking with my dad.

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Need a transparent cut out of the Pampered Disabled guy, I would do it myself but I don't have Photoshop and im lazy

Chad Comics!

Op here you go, my favorite Nedroid for your troubles.
In all honesty you could pick any Nedroid and it would make you feel better

Here's one that always puts a smile on my face

I needed this. My best friend died, and I've just been a mess.

stardust?

>american from 2002 time travel to 2018

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This always and forever.

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More laughter for OP

This is so absurd that made me laught

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my condolences

every time

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SO THAT'S WHERE IT COMES FROM

>the kid in the back of the room smiling
Damn near spit out my drink when I saw him.

Why the hell did that get me?

You're getting old.

YOU JUST MADE AN ENEMY FOR LIFE

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Any porn of these girls?

i wanna a FALCON hug!!!

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i here bill Murray's voice when i read this

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This is legitimately awful. Not even in an absurdist way.

Classic

Perfect

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Did I just witnessed a very violent kink act of shoving a glowing iron up someone's asshole?

Is there more of this?

you should legitimately kms yourself

Because it's funny

Hold on what about that Wartortle one