How are you going to debate your family about your role in the great memetic war this Thanksgiving?

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The amount of disowning in the USA this Thanksgiving is going to be massive

"Me and my friends at Sup Forums personally got Trump elected and frankly you should all be thanking me."

What is thanksgiving about? Giving thanks?

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I don't have to because they all support Trump.

"Can my friend Sam have Thanksgiving with us?"

Wtf are you on about, Thanksgiving was a while ago

Screw that. I'm just going to ramble on about TTIP/TPP paving the way for the New World Order, how we avoided WWIII with Russia I've been warning them about for years, and the global financial collapse we're still facing down. And when they get bored of that I'll start in with the ritual satanic child abuse.

Honestly I just want to relax and eat turkey and pie.

Yes it was a time to be with family and be thankful for all the gifts God has given you, but now the Jews got to it and it's just X-Mas Shopping Season: Part 1

Wholesome family fun

Meme War is like Fight Club. Don't be open about it, let it fill the enemy with a cold terror not knowing who has the meme longknives.

>giving thanks
Yeah pretty much. It's a feast you have after harvest time to celebrate that you still have food and aren't going to die during the winter.

It's arguably one of the purest holidays we have. Family that hates each other gets together anyway (most highly traveled time of the year) everybody eats to much and gets drunk, the women run the kitchen and the men watch football, etc. It's great.

It's about stocking up on energy with a huge feast so you can do battle on black friday, to save $10 on a $300 item

Latino immigrant here. (legal)

Its going to be boring in terms of memes and drama but will be a pretty big celebration since every single person in my family voted for trump, including my mom who voted for for the first time in her life.

ask me anything if you're curious.

My gf and I are literally the only ones in my immediate family that voted Trump. We are going to see them all for the first time next week.

How do I walk that minefield? I intend to remain calm and take the higher road by not letting conversations degrade into arguments, but it isn't going to be easy.

>thanksgiving
not
>poultry day

you americans know you can eat poultry whenever you want ? no need to wait for that one day in the year

Yeah my parents don't care, I actually got them interested in and to vote for Trump. And they know that I shitpost on Sup Forums. So, nothing new.

Were losing our ability.
Now they are attacking Political media targets like "False news" (alternative and not controlled media), "Alt-right" (anti-globalists antiislamist pro nation state), these are the emotionally charged phrases Google twitter and others will use to give themselves permission to shut down political opposition - silence opposition.

Twitter banning right leaning accounts as "Alt-right"
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Google censoring right leaning sites as "fake" taking away their ad streams (money) as well as stop their appearance on Google.

arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2016/11/with-election-is-over-facebook-and-google-trying-to-curtail-fake-news/


breitbart.com/california/2016/11/16/google-facebook-to-defund-conservative-sites-as-fake-news/

This is what they did in europe. They used the emotionally charged words "hate speech ", then systematically shut down political opposition.

Political speech is supposed to be sacred in our culture "even if I disagree I'll fight for you to have your right to speak"

fortune.com/2016/05/31/hate-speech-code/

Now as predicted, China, scared after seeing the power of Internet to undermine govt influence, and since Obama gave the Internet to the UN is petitioning to have it regulated by them and others

thenewamerican.com/tech/computers/item/24648-chinese-tyrant-seeks-global-control-after-obama-gave-up-internet

>american heritage

The photo is from a sex parody on the 1st black president?

>by not letting conversations degrade into arguments
literally impossible, just tell everyone you voted for jill stein because she's hot

Turkey is gay af so we quarantine it to one day a year.

My dad already knows because I'm a NEET on the computer all day laughing my ass off. I always give him updates on conspiracies and highlights from the trenches during the presidency. When pepe went mainstream he asked me about it and I pleasantly informed him on pepe's history of greatness. I even explained the Ted Cruz storyline meme to him and he thought it was funny even though he voted for Ted in the primary. I never tell him the name of this website or show him my screen, i just refer to this as an "online forum with conservative bros from all over the world who hate liberals and don't trust the media."

I'm even getting him into the hitler dindu nuffin mindset because now he's researching it for himself.

You don't.

Its a dirty job some men have to do.

And nobody likes to know people do it.

>patrician tastes

just remaining calm should be enough. from my experience, the act of becoming angry during a family gathering is usually way more offensive towards everyone than something as simple as a difference of opinions.

best advice i can give is not to drink too much. Thanksgiving is a good time to enjoy low alcohol drinks like spiced cider or egg nog.

that, or you can cook/help cook. that's what i'm doing. nobody can fuck with the cook on Thanksgiving.

I get to rub Trump's victory in my smug liberal cousin's face

I told her at the beginning of this year that Trump would win, and I would be rubbing it in once it happens. Fuck yeah, gotta love when confidence pays off.

They can disown me IDGAF

Jill Stein is actually the only person i get mad at people for voting. her policy is feel good idiocy and she's a complete joke who sings the most cringe worthy bullshit hippy music in the world.

>not to drink too much
Fuck that. Thanksgiving is the excuse to drink like you're still in college.

Last year I wound up smoking weed with my cousins (nobody knows I smoke weed) and talking about guns, childhood problems, our parents, death, and even bernie vs. trump. It was fantastic, and all thanks to lots of alcohol.

Most of my family voted Trump. We're going to have a beautiful, peaceful Thanksgiving, so long as my liberal aunt doesn't flip out.

You do not use memes IRL. It shows your powerlevel, makes you look stupid and the normies aren't worth it anyway. Meme wars are to be fought in memetic astral plane only.

so lets support other platforms like Gab.

Or createate something different. Fuck, the demand for alternative media is there, why the fuck isn't a conservative creating them? Why do we let these faggots in silicone valley do all the work, then control the fucking message?

well i plan on drinking a lot too, and angrily arguing with people over politics. but i was giving advice on how to NOT make your family hate you, if they're a bunch of sensitive wienies.

personally i don't give a shit. i cook great food and love arguing with people while doing it. i do have to pace myself with drinking

I live in ground zero of the commiefornian hellscape.

I tell people I voted for Stein as my intro for all the things I didn't like about Hillary. The multi cult/ H1B conspiracy is too strong around here and most of my co-workers and subordinates are brown.

>tfw you used to have big thanksgivings with extended family, but the family elders that tied everyone together have died and now it's just like half a dozen immediate family members, if even that

Getting the message to normies was the goal.

well user that sounds mighty subversive.

>Bro: Left-wing
Afraid that automation will leave everyone homeless and broke, votes left because he thinks we'll need handouts to survive in another few decades. (literally thinks the future will be an an-cap ball meme)
Voted: Bernie - Clinton

>Mom: N/A
politically retarded, doesn't like arguments and usually believes the media/ goybook. I've been trying to redpill her about forced diversity, seems to be working thus far.
Voted: Trump

>Dad: Right-wing
Red-pilled as fuck, been naming (((them))) for years. He's been pointing out cultural marxism for me since I was young.
Voted: Trump


>My body is ready.

Well it started out with one guy flipping the fuck out at me over trump, but idgaf and it turned out we actually agreed about most things after he got over being triggered and then we went on to discuss psychological warfare and what to do about the how screwed up kids these days are going to be if us older folk don't intervene.

The year beforehand this one guy showed up without his wife and family, which was a little unusual. During the after party party we took to wandering the town and he compelled us to go to the most busted, deserted strip club I've ever seen. You couldn't even drink there. I guess he was going through a rough patch.

Honestly, I've been wondering this since it came out that Trump had 35% or whatever of the Hispanic vote. How much does it piss you off that liberals seem to believe that all Hispanics are illegal Mexicans?

Pretty sure the majority of my family is MAGA - makes for a comfy Thanksgiving.

>from the south, born contrarian
>online and around select friends I am a trump supporter
>around family and rednecks I'm a full blown Bernie sucking libertarian socialist

My parents won't disown me but my dad will be upset at how tolerant I am of muslims and hispanics and will call me a commie

I love you user.

I'll be unironically doing the same.

If you love your family and want it to stay that way, you won't talk politics during any holiday when you may only see them all together once a year.
Because it will probably be the last time you do.

No, just don't talk politics around the women in your family. The men, unless they are faggots, know that holding grudges over politics is not what men do.

>best friend coming down from vermont to crash with me for a few days
>I'm a professional cook so gonna go help parents out making a fucking top tier thanksgiving banquet
>having 17 extended family from my dad's side over, they're cool as fuck
>live in MA where the pilgrims actually landed so it's sort of a really big deal around here
>We're all going for a hike in the orange new england woods the following day
>don't really like trump so I have nothing to worry about
>will spend the entire time shitting on Clinton when people bring up politics

It's gonna be /comfy/ as fuck

I'm not.

Its about thanking Obama

damn, i'm genuinely jealous of Thanksgiving in the northeast. i live in FL, so the scenery is completely different and generally uniform all year long.

at least the high lately has been 80, with a low of 65. that is pretty comfy, but i'd rather it be cold enough to justify lighting a fire.

how're you making your turkey user?

>holding grudges over politics is not what men do

Politics is War just as war is politics by other means so try telling Putin about WW2 or basically any American about 911, Pearl Harbor, etc. because those are men and those are long held grudges illustrated every day on /pol

Dude snow on Thanksgiving is the best thing ever. There's nothing like the quiet beauty of trudging around in the darkness and cold with people you barely know but hold a bond of kinship with to make it fun to hunt down more booze.

Christmas Pregame

Seriously, Halloween ended here and all the retailers immediately started shilling for Christmas. Only grocery stores care about Thanksgiving.

fml man you're making me even more excited. i'm making Thanksgiving dinner for my family, and I'm also doing two other Friendsgivings parties, which luckily involve much less cooking from me (more of a pot luck deal).

i miss the north east though. it has so much more character than FL, much as a love this state as well. pine trees and invasive Boston fern largely make almost all of FL look exactly the same.

I have my grandmother's recipe. You stuff the fucker with a cornmeal mix that has fruit and nuts in it and put dates, garlic, and salt under the skin to give it a sweet and savory flavor, and baste well every 15 minutes.

It's gonna be yuuuuge folks believe me.

Too bad new england is turning into a lukewarm hell scape. The fall here has sucks ass in terms of colors and cold because of the drought and heat. We'll be lucky to get snow by mid December here in MA.

im going to pretend to be a clinton supporter :/

They only give a shit about Thanksgiving foods, every grocery store in my area has already set up for Christmas. I remember when they used to sell decorative Thanksgiving stuff, not anymore now it's CHRISTMASCHRISTMASCHRISTMASBUYBUYBUY

>implying I'm invited to Thanksgiving

But that's talking to stranger or somebody you are not close with. If a man is your family or close friend, you have your debates. You might get angry. But you move on. Men don't sacrifice a valuable relationship over politics..unless a friend came out as gay or something. Then I wouldn't talk to him. Women are the ones who hold onto shit and throw away relationships over non related shit.

damn that sounds pretty cool. i'm torn between some Alton Brown recipe, and some other bs i thought up that involves smoking the turkey and then finishing with a glaze and over blasting it to perfection. got a nice smoker, and i've never smoked a turkey before. very worried about size with the idea though,so i'm debating just making two turkeys.

and both will be brined, of course. did that last year and it definitely improved the quality of my turkey, at least imo.

your grandmothers recipe sound delicious though. i'm a sucker for a lot of "old timey" recipes. there's a lot of lost knowledge when it comes to food preparation from earlier times.

Do people really have family members that get triggered over politics hard enough to the point where they get triggered if they know you support Trump?

My brother and his wife seem to be pretty left and definitely didn't support Trump, but the "worst" that happened was he sent a text to my parents and I (we all live in the same town and meet up for BBQ's and shit often) on election day saying something like "well we made our bed, now we have to lie in it". I kind of pushed it a bit by getting somewhat smug, but in a friendly way, and then we disengaged the conversation before anyone got TRIGGERED.

I don't know, I wear my MAGA hat around some extended family and friends that definitely didn't support Trump and the worst that happens is I get "nice hat" from a friend, followed by "but I doubt [girlfriend] likes it" and then [girlfriend] responds with "no I don't haha"

Why can't people just be fucking civil about shit? I respect your opinion. Why can't you respect mine? Let's agree to disagree, then go grab some turkey and watch niggerball together, fuck.

Don't debate, just be smug

I will be giving thanks for President trump at my dinner table.

Shit, should i stop writing my book then?
Im on ch 4 already

not everyone has good family. speaking from personal experience, i've had a falling out with one of my brothers because of his violence and alcoholism.

holding grudges is bitchy for sure, but i'm just saying, sometimes it's necessary because of how people decide they want to be like.

luckily most of my family isn't a bunch of thin skinned bitches who can be set off by the smallest thing in the world. which means i get to rub it in their faces about how terrible of a candidate the DNC propped up.

>Bro:
Was a Bernout who somehow got sucked into voting Hillary. Posted for weeks on twitter about how at the debates Trump was just "delaying the inevitable"
>Mom:
Actually retarded who doesn't know anything about politics or much of anything else for that matter. She votes with her religion and she voted Trump thankfully.
>Dad:
Usually redpilled, but I think he voted Hillary. He was talking about how Trump was going to be the reason America elected its first female president. After the election he never said anything like, "I guess you were right after all". I think he's pretty bummed about the election.

I'll be using a brine bag too that's an absolute must. Smoked turkey is top tier so you should definitely give it a shot. Worst thing that happens is you have a fuck load of turkey to send home with guests right? It's awesome though because my grandmother was an incredible book and we have this sacred little box filled with her recipe cards. I need to scan them because I'm terrified they'll get ruined in a fire or something.

I won't need to. Everyone in my family were enthusiastic Trump supporters.
Except my little sister and her husband, who are butthurt neocons and voted for Egg McMuffin. I'm not joking. They literally wrote his name in since he wasn't on the ballot in our state.

Kek. My whole family would be cool. I'll be mostly with my wife's family+my parents. Doubt politics will even come up and I'll be too busy watching my Lions quick the shit out of the Viqueens to do any debating.

But my whole family is right wing
The only one that wasn't is my dad and he's dead

It's too bad about your brother, user. Does he still come over for holidays like Thanksgiving and Christmas? Did have a falling out with just you or basically the whole family?

That feel when entire family supports trump. We will hold a mighty feast in celebration to his victory.

yeah i got a pretty decent smoker. damn two turkeys will give me more bone too, and turkey bones to me is soup stock.

if you ever do end up scanning your grandmothers recipes, upload that shit somewhere user. i'm always looking for cool new shit to try. not a cook myself (too much of a bitch for that lifestyle desu), but i love cooking.

KEKED

literally everyone in the family. he's attacked people, and being an ex-military alcoholic with PTSD feeds into it a lot. plus he has a victim complex, so he'll never actually accept responsibility for who he's always been.

i'm mostly sorry for my mom. it hurts her the most.

>tfw you get to take the bones home for soup

I'm not much of a cook, but holy crap is it ever easy to roast a halfway decent turkey and then you get loads of delicious meat for basically pennies. And then dem bones. It doesn't get much easier than brining it and then leaving it in the oven for a while even if you don't want to spend two minutes to do something rudimentary more to it.

>i'm mostly sorry for my mom. it hurts her the most.
I can see that, man. Well, I can only wish you the best. Good luck, and hopefully your brother can get his stuff together.

We don't celebrate thanksgiving here but

>christmas before THE CURRENT YEAR
So user, do you have a girlfriend yet? Why are you still living at home?

>CURRENT YEAR christmas
So ano--

lol, Trump won.

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Thanks America.

damn, Kek blesses you user.

and yeah, i make this ridiculous thai noodle soup stock out of turkey, duck, or chicken bones. (duck is the best hands down).

a tip when it comes to bones and soup: sometimes it helps to roast the carved carcass bones for a bit longer after cutting the meat off. the better bones are roasted, the better soup stock they make.

not really sure why, but i assume it's got something to do with gelatin and cooking the marrow enough to bleed into the stock. plus rendered fat.

lol, this thread is becoming /ck/ material

My family I will be spending time with is liberal and I just plan on shoving their faces in the identity politics nonsense they vote for.

I have a cousin that loves Trump that will be there, and I have a lolbert uncle, but everyone else is Democrat.

No real battle plan except to tell them the media always lies to them, always, always.

Now I want a Publix sub and I'm no where near one. Fuck. I want an Ultimate with Boar's Head meat.

Thanksgiving is November 24th you faggot leaf

My aunt already said she can't stand to be around a bunch of Trump voters right now so whatever.

Same woman that slapped me as a kid for saying faggot jokingly.

N O I C E

Debate? About what? Nigga we won.

I'd know those knives anywhere. That's Ron! Mmmhmmm smoked delicious bird flesh!

It's current year already

if you like pickles, ask for "Boars head pickles" they're a totally separate thing from the normal pickles but they taste way better and don't cost extra.

personally i like them on a turkey with swiss however, and honey mustard.

>Not manufactured in Murica
Nice try, happy merchant.

It's well-proven that Sup Forums has some of the best food threads. They'll quickly blow into 400 replies if the mods don't delete them quickly.

As for my political battle plan, step one is the same as always. I just don't talk about it unless somebody else wants to bring it up. Surprisingly, even though I'm the black sheep tin foil Trump guy, people increasingly seek my opinion on politics. Step two probably I'll just do a lot of listening to whatever end-of-the-world complaints they have and keep a focus on the common ground of just how horribly the Clinton campaign went.

>mom and dad are conservative
>older sister and her husband are conservative
>older brother and his wife are liberal as hell

Should be fun desu.

I've always wanted to celebrate thanksgiving. Seems comfy.
Everyone coming together to eat a delicious looking turkey, then everyone starts attacking eachother due to political disagreements with the kids going ''ugh...I can't even'' while the uncle talks about dirty commie bastards and niggers. I want to experience it.

For us, this year is going to be glorious.

My aunt is the one that hosts Thanksgiving every year and just this year I found out she supported Trump. Both her and my uncle likely voted for him.

My mom is a stereotypical "MUH PATRIARCHY" feminist liberal who most certainly voted Hillary, since that's all she talked about during the primaries.

Other aunt and sister are both lolbers. My male cousin is a nu-male cuck, which I didn't realized until 4 months ago. He didn't vote. His sister...Idk, I know her and her husband didn't like Hillary but I'm not sure they support Trump fully.

I can't wait to see my mom get drunk and scream about how another white male fascist took something away from the womyns.

Also fucking food fuck yes

You forgot about football

If it's not political it's sports related attacks

I'm just gonna brag about my undefeated fantasy football team and try not to get so drunk I start talking about the Jews. We have enough conflict about politics that it won't get brought up.

That part just sounds boring. The actual Thanksgiving dinner sounds like the good part.

I'm going to say, 'He's my president, you fucking motherfuckers!'

Thanksgiving is a cozy time and fortunately I have a great family.

My side of the family
>mostly red, though probably some were like "Trump is gonna split the Republicans and cause Hillary to win because he's such a clown, hurr" but for the most part, I bet most of them voted for Trump
>a few cousins and 2nd cousins who live down in the city were Bernie supporters who turned Hillary simply because "at least he's not that sexist, racist, etc DRUMPF" but not sure if as many of them are coming
>dad has been talking to me about the dangers of liberals and their forced diversity shit since I was a child
>mom just usually follows what my dad says because she's more interested in pop culture, Facebook, etc
>brother is redpilled but tends to get a little too conspiracy-oriented about some things. likes to watch Zeitgeist and talk about aliens and shit but is pretty level headed

Wife's family
>much smaller, just her mom, dad, and brother and our nephew (all of them were in the anti-Trump camp but not smug about it).
>mother in law is a great, sweet lady who owns two businesses and runs her family's land trust while battling her alcoholic lazy sisters from suing her. Every now and then pokes her head up from her busy work to watch CNN for 20 minutes and thinks she's informed. Really was ready and "#ImWithHer" and shit

I cook pretty well so I'm going to be in the kitchen helping out with the turkey and some of the sides while drinking spiced rum and egg nog. The men will mostly be watching football (I will too, just from the kitchen). The women will mostly be gabbing on about how pregnant my wife is and how excited they all are about our daughter who is due in 3 weeks.

Going down to stay at my parents' cozy house out in the country from Tuesday through Friday. Probably go on some hikes, lurk comfy threads, and smoke a little weed with the bro. It's gonna be cozy as fuck, senpai.

lol, well i'm a staunch moderate, which is becoming more and more radical to most people as the years drag on. Trump doesn't worry me near as much as people make him out too. he made concessions during the primary to appeal to conservative evangelicals, which i didn't like, but at the end of the day, i think he's fairly socially liberal and fiscally conservative. or at least one could hope.

as far as the DNC goes, they made their bed. it was a year for populism and anti-PC, and the DNC never bothered to listen to the population. the GOP was the same as well, but since they don't have super delegates, they couldn't rig their primary near as effectively as the DNC.

being a moderate tho, i usually end up arguing with both parties. but i plan on defusing any bad situations this year by talking about the crazy happening in South Korea, which sounds like an insane conspiracy theory, but is almost if not completely true.

>tfw my family is coming down from Michigan
>mfw my entire family went red this year

gonna be fun

>my role
I'm not going to advertise it. You don't do whats right for the acclaim. You do it because it's right.

And in this case, really really funny.