Why haven't you pitched us your cartoon yet, Sup Forums?

Why haven't you pitched us your cartoon yet, Sup Forums?

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Because I dont want gaylords making gayship art and theories of my Idea.

I don't know how, do you have a link to where I can pitch it?

Because I write porn comics and I'd be better off finding a job writing a porn cartoon.

because I want to animate my cartoon inhouse with a team comprised of people I know and respect. Why should I uproot my life to do something I know I can do right in my hometown?

Because someone already pitched my idea for an evil, subversive kids show that's actually for adults and they managed to squeeze two seasons out of it.

studios.amazon.com/
Make sure you do your research first though.

Because Amazon, you are the devil.

You are an evil libertarian's wet dream made manifest. You do not deserve my idea, or anyones ideas when you explicitly treat humans as fucking robots.

But why the fuck do you have the Tick though, goddamn that show was surprisingly good. whyyyy?!? I want to hate you so much, but now I can't hate you with the entirety of my being

because I'm not a tranny
that's most of what I've seen them publish

because no one will watch it except for the minority of people who have Amazon Prime, and people who reupload the show illegally

If I were to pitch a cartoon, then I would have to be in complete control of the project, otherwise it's not worth it.

in the end, we aleays have what we need to secure our business. Enjoy your prime meal, prime citizen, as we deliver to your prime house

buzzfeed.com/kateaurthur/show-creator-says-amazon-told-her-to-tone-it-down-about?utm_term=.xrJrpL98Xr#.hlwaMzqvna

>They expect humans in a competitive field to do their best at their jobs which ultimately results in a better experience for their customers
>People hate Bezos for this
I will never understand

Do you care if the people who watch it pay for it? I mean, as long as they renew the show for more seasons do you actually care?

Based Amazon.

Well, you've clearly never known anyone who's actually worked for amazon in corporate or in a warehouse.

Shit is pretty awful. Creepy cult around Bezos too.

i guess maybe it's just that i don't know how, i don't really care if my drawing or writing is shit, but i'd give it a try, if i can.
i guess my one problem would be is who's making the animation and work?

you forgot about prime health insurance and health care

you people sure do like constantly making these threads which are essentially the equivalent of going "HMMMMM??

I doubt they'd accept an idea from a literal who that has no experience in the industry

it's always an idea thread where everyone bitch and whine about how they'll never get their ideas across.

Well now it seems to also be a hate on Amazon/Amazon studios thread.

Sure bud

I can't draw, and I don't know how to write a script. I'm a writer, and a pretty okay one at that, but I don't have any idea how to write a script.

Also I'm depressed and think all my work is trash when you talk to me and not me-as-user.

cause I want to pitch a batman comic, a mini actually

Because it's more action-adventure oriented, and you guys only have Niko and maybe Kung Fu Panda. Netflix is a safer bet.

Fuck Amazon. I want to start my own studio.

How do I do that if I don't have Amazon Web Services money to throw at existing creators and poach studio execs?

Streaming services are the best places for animation these days. TV networks have been cancer for any sort of groundbreaking animation for years now. So many shows getting shitcanned because they didn't sell enough toys, get big enough ratings, or the execs just hated the cartoon or the creator's guts. I'm glad that services like Netflix, Amazon, and more are funding original animation projects. The faster network TV dies, the better.

Is youtube a viable platform if you're trying to get off the ground?

depends on your goals?

Maybe if you're trying to show you have skills as a writer or artist or a demonstration of putting out material with consistency.

But to make money? Not that I've heard, unless you're doing keyword google algorithm trash to maximise clicks/monetization.

BASED

Give up now. No matter what you make or where it's produced, some tards on the internet are going to invent their own headcanon and post it all over. They will send you angry letters for including/not including just about everything. They will tell you that every aspect of your project isn't the way they'd do it, so therefore it's wrong.

These people are idiots, and you just ignore them. If you can't do that, and actually worry about what they might do, just give up for good.

FUCKING BASED

I can't draw

Go turn on TV and see how that doesn't stop a lot of people.

So much baseness

I hate how these faggots start tweets like they're addressing a little kid penpal in a letter, then start to be condescending as shit.

...

fuck are you laughing at

Same except the depressed part.
People who read my shit tell me how taleted I am but as a programmer I never saw something in writing.

As for script writing just learn how to structure code. Works the same in both.

For the last statement.
The one persons trash is the other ones treasure.
I always say that we on Sup Forums are brothers and if needed we will help.

Oh. Do you want to be friends?

BASED AMAZON
I think DC did the same thing recently as well.

Amazon seems to be the only place that gets this level of flak so there must be something excessive going on. That or other places are letting workers just be lazy so regular hard work seems excessive.

oh yeah. by "getting off the ground" i just meant getting recognized

At a time when even Wal-Mart, the old corporate boogeyman, is raising wages to try to improve employee morale and reduce turnover, Amazon has adopted their old business model on crack.

Results show in their service. Check out a Sup Forums shelf thread sometime and ask for Amazon horror stories. Tons of people getting shit thrown in a box with little or sometimes zero packaging. They order employees to cut corners to save money then blame them when people return busted shit.

On Sup Forums we are already friends.

Idk ....

Show me example abd maybe i could do it

I order shit on Amazon all the time and have never seen this issue. Infact, I have an order coming - let's see if that changes.

You know who I HAVE had that from? Fucking Newegg, and they're dicks about returns. eBay sellers have turned shitty packaging into a goddamned art form.

names of the comics and issues you worked on please.....for science of course.

Thank you kind user, i didn't know they were looking for people to submit stuff. I have 2 scripts, they ain't great, but its worth seeing what response i get....99% sure it'll be rejection...

>names of the comics and issues you worked on please.....for science of course

Here, have a censored cover of the first chapter.

I know this is Sup Forums but you guys should seriously at least read the article first. This creator called out Amazon (as an employee) on their shit for continuing to support the NRA after the recent gun violence massacre (Amazon has a vested financial interest since they host some NRA media on their site). In this instance, the creator is actually coming out from a previously gagged position where Amazon had told them not to comment on politics given her role as a public facing show runner. She also now is calling out their hypocrisy of telling her, a public facing Amazon employee, to silence her political speech, in light of previous tweets that Bezos made in support of of Trump. Honestly this is a person fed up with both a twitter gag order in light of Amazon supporting the NRA and as a response for Amazon studios shit canning her show (as the article also mentions how there's been turmoil at Amazon studios following a sex scandal which ultimately affected her show). It seems like she is just giving Amazon the middle finger, for both gag-order hypocrisy and poor studio handling of her show.

There's plenty of people who could do well to tone down their twitter, but it doesn't really seem like this is a a good example of that.

Solution: stop posting on twitter.

now that i agree with

I've never seen such whining in those threads.

Bruhhh, love that series

if she is publicly working for amazon who are paying her and she shitting on them on social media i think they have a right to tell her to tone it down, remember what you lefty always say right to free speech only extends to government controlling what people say not companies

Because I understand that my shit is just for me and unsellable.

I mean I'm fucking writing it but honestly it would be far easier to just save money every paycheck and pay an artist for a page of a comic every once in a while.

Not exactly. The article has a really misleading headline.

A more honest headline would be "Show Runner reveals that amazon had her under a gag order, criticizes amazon for NRA endorsement and previous political twitter commenting hypocrisy. Amazon declines to comment."

Amazon isn't disciplining her now. She was just revealing she was previously instructed not to post political shit on twitter. Her actions now are kind of a fuck you to them because she's now working on a Netflix show now and is pretty certain her amazon show isn't getting renewed because of a management sex scandal unrelated to her.

Honestly it's a lot of twitter bullshit, but she's not exactly in the wrong.

nice, i'll give it a read through

well i dont really care what idiots say on twitter but i do think if u work for a company u should probably stow those lips, comic creators need to heed this mostly

Because Netflix would pay me more and it will reach more people...

because no one wants a he-man-esque cartoon anymore
christ, that kills me

Thank you!

Here's a page from the last completed chapter. Unsurprisingly not many pages can be posted on a blue board. It also has the website address and yadda yadda yadda.

Now I'm going to stop shilling so I don't get in trouble.

BecauseI'm a paranoid weirdass when it comes to my work and I worry that I won't havet control over my work if I want to expand on it.

Just sounds like the 6 billionth whiny bitch with sour grapes on this planet. Yawnable.

>u should probably
oh hush

people have more balls than you do, so they should just be quiet and do what you recommend?

>Results show in their service
>Check out a Sup Forums shelf thread sometime and ask for Amazon horror stories
You realize threads where people only bring up their shipments when there is a problem is not representative of the wider market, and the only reason you hear these stories is precisely because they're out of the norm.

If this was actually a problem, not nearly as many people would be ordering from Amazon as is the case.
>Amazon seems to be the only place that gets this level of flak so there must be something excessive going on
Or people just love to complain and Amazon is the big new thing to complain about.

notice that 90 percent of them are white western women from the west

yer they should attack their customers and belittle their fans seems like the right thing to do to help your image

>company has a policy for it's employees
>this is hypocritical because reasons
So if you tell me not to sleep in your bed can you not sleep in your bed?

Bezos owns amazon, he is not an employee, he has full right to represent the company in such a manner, Peto agreed to represent the company in the way Amazon decides. Peto should not have agreed to work with them if he cannot follow policy. Also there was no "poor handling" of her show, it just didn't get renewed for reasons that are baselessly attributed to a scandal. Amazon did literally nothing wrong.

Doesn't bode well that he's working on Twelve Forever now.

>she's not in the wrong
Yes he is, before he worked on the show he agreed to terms and now he's breaking them and publically insulting his employer, even insinuating they're contributing to the deaths of children. It's immature and unprofessional.

>only a script
>submit via an app
>amazon, which takes ridiculous percentages of stuff you sell via it, wants your idea. Basically saying you will give up 95% of all profit you may get from the show to amazon
this just screams of failure

Because I have nothing to pitch.

They will be the ones fronting the cost, and you'd still be getting a salary. What do you want?

Do i have to find a team, produce and finance it?
Or can i just work as a writer and amazon studios makes the rest?
Because otherwise im off to make my own studio or a web cartoon and rent the episodes to the highest bid.

Cuz you’re too focused on the youngest demographics, Amazon. You won’t allow any sort of romance, even if it’s purely a comedic element, and you want ideas nuetered into the absolute most safest thing.

If I wanted a show made I would just pitch to a Canadian studio. They seem like they would take anything.

Because Amazon's pilot program is shit. The only people weighing in the cartoons are helicopter parents who want safespace cartoons for thier kids. I'm STILL mad about Eddie and the Realms Eternal

>Politely asked to tone it down
>throws a highly public hissy fit
>"She had also been the subject of international news stories in September 2015 after a run-in with the Transportation Security Administration"

Yeah, I'm going to call it now and say her career is fucking dead. Nothing of value etc

still hurts

Her one cartoon was only praised for LGBT stuff.
Literally nothing is lost.

Based Bezos

because I'm saving my concentration camp sitcom for Netflix

>I'll magically dominate you
>No, I'll magically dominate YOU
>b-but that's my secret fantasy

You were the artist and not the writer, right?

just googled it...the indoctrination is real...wew lads!

Much as I despise her she has a point. Amazon has to be apolitical if they want their affiliates to be apolitical. And Amazon isn't even trying.

The rest of you "made your bed sleep in it" ACfaggots need to come back when you're old enough to post here.

what about when Pride month comes around.

That’s different.
God, why is this site full of underage?

>The rest of you "made your bed sleep in it" ACfaggots need to come back when you're old enough to post here.
FUCKING THIS!!!!

Sadly, Sup Forums is only filled with underaged nowadays.
You and I are the only adults on this site user.

Me and my group pitched a show to them
got rejected though

Did they say why they rejected it?

Pride isn’t a political thing you underage faggot.

Well what do they need for a pitch? I have an idea but more importantly I got a good portion of the first half of the first season's script.

I'm going to school for television production and from experience it seems these streaming platforms are the only networks really accepting ideas for new content

Why does regular TV want itself to die so badly?

>I'm going to school for television production and from experience it seems these streaming platforms are the only networks really accepting ideas for new content
Seriously?

They're the only ones accepting animated content but the weird out there shit hits tv every other week it seems like.

we wanted to create a show with an all robot cast
they wanted us to cut that down to just one character and make the rest human
our group lead refused, since it's his passion project

I didn't realize that they only require a script. I might actually try putting something together. Are submissions always open?

>insulting your opponents by calling them underage
Way to win your argument.