Bullshit Laws

Post the most freedom restricting laws you have encountered

>Piss like a miss when Swiss

>Volksverhetzung

It's illegal to make fun of a person on the basis of their ethnicity.

>Illegal to collect rainwater in some areas

>it's illegal to call your pig Napoleon

it's illegal to look at 2d porn in the uk when the represented subject could concievably be under the age of 18

>Muzzie pedo detected

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>cannot sell solar power back to grid at market rate and must pay $150/mo surcharge for net metering

NFA

Lol where did this meme come from? There is no such thing here.

Was schnurrsch du hund ich piss dinere mutter ih ehri dräckig aids schnorre und das die ganz nacht dure.

wow switzerland I thought you were based, now I see you are just greece

If you die in the houses of Parliament the government has to pay for your funeral.

Therefore it's illegal to die in the houses of parliament.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

*inhales*

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>$150/mo surcharge for net metering
Holy fuck user get out of California.

not illegal, just can't be sold in stores

That's a good one.
That would dishonor Napoleon.

Kek, how the fuck can you enforce a law like that?

What would they do?
Put you in jail?

I live in Cincinnati.

Gov. Kucksich let a Duke Energy pet bill change the PUCO rules to allow this shit. Now the choice is net metering gouge, no solar, or expensive conversion to a AC->DC->AC Tesla Wall situation.

Total shit.

I'd rather have a gun than a chocolate egg to be honest.

i think they are alive until declared dead in the hospital

>criticizing jews and questioning the holocaust gets you in jail
It's for the greater good, goyim. We don't have anything to hide ;^)

Death penalty knowing this country.

yes. thats where your grave is consequently

Well as you may be aware, England thinks banning something means people wont do it.

If i'm ever gonna an hero (or is that term exclusive to /b?) I know where I'll do it.

Kek. This is not a fucking thing.

Do a flip, faggot

In Australia a Ruger 10/22 or any other semi-automatic rimfire is classified as a category C firearm.

To gain a category C license requires "genuine need", in a nutshell it means that you must prove that it's a required tool for your work. Main examples are professional pest control and Primary producer. This makes it essentially impossible for a regular hunter or target shooter to buy legally.


On the other hand non semi-auto centerfires such as a Sako TRG42 in .338 Lapua is a category B firearm. This requires a "genuine reason" to license, including hunting and target shooting. Basically available to anyone with a clean record and enough dosh.

>hunting with a TRG-42

Inside the houses of Parliament? what?

>Not legally allowed to own a fully automatic assault rifle or an Armor Piercing anti-aircraft missile launcher unless I pay a small fee and do a background check

FUCKING COMMUNISTS I TELL YE

We can dream can't we?

You are not allowed to wear Armour in the houses of Parliament, or speak Welsh.

Figure it out

Dies trump have any chance of repealing it?

The eggs are shit tbqh. Very little chocolate and shit toys.

So if a guy blows himself up with C4, they will ask "Is he kill??" And transport his mush to the hospital before declaring him dead?

Dude that sucks, TN here.
Almost market rate and meter is pretty low.
It still isn't adding up, solar panels were a mistake. No one should use this shit until above 80% efficiency is affordable.

I guess I could bank on there being an inside balcony. Better start taking gymnastics.

Also swords are banned as well, there are sword holders in the coat rooms.

there is no lawful assembly here unless you don't plan on doing ANYTHING except protesting.

So if you are angry they can arrest you, if you identify as a group with any power whatsoever that has any ideals that include defending themselves, you are classified as a gang and have no right to assemble.

nahnah pissing in op's mothers aids mouth all night long is not very nice otherwise op needs safety pin

Damn, your dubz game is on point. I believe in you.

>Equip explosives
>Flip off balcony
>Explode just before landing
>Nobody needs to edit the recording to make a hilarious webm

What does the gang situation look like where you live?

We are currently in process of passing a law that makes "denying genocide" illegal.
OJ BA VLASI, REMEMBER THE 8,372 GORILLION

>can't sell alcohol after 9pm or before 9am at shops
>bars have law mandated closing times
>State monopoly on alcohol above 3.8 %
>Getting the necessary permits to build a house can cost more than the house itself
>Bureaucracy has a literal chokehold on everything
>Euthanasia illegal
>TV licence superseded by state media tax
>You have to learn Swedish in schools unless you're Swedish
Kill me

Reminds me of this cancer i seen on FB from fucking retarded libs saying "man too bad our kids are so dumb and lazy"

EVERY THING THIS NIGGER DID IS A FELONY OR REGULATED TO DEATH IN THE USA! 1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN!

>question history and discover new evidence
>get locked up for eternity
Wow that's a little bit extreme

Talk shit about the Thai king and anything related and you can get up to 15 years jail time. As far as I know there is also no appeal.

I remembered some drunk tourist vandalized the king's portrait and got a year in jail.

Yeah i hate how libs praise innovation and then stop everyone from being allowed to innovate in their own homes

A politician is on trial for "inciting hate" against a minority ethnic group, while it's legally allowed to discriminate against white men.

My Neighbor complained about hearing me piss at 5 in the morning in an apartment complex.

I just aim slightly out of the water now so it doesnt splash.

Oh, how could I forget this one?
>burning "official flags" is illegal
>burn flag of the "republic of Kosovo"
>Kosovo not recognized by Serbia
>get fined or locked up for disrespecting the flag regardless

I actually know someone who hunts with a trg 42. We went shooting at steel plates once and it put a dime sized hole in it.

they have evolved past assembly, there are no petty gangs, there are just thieves and mafia style groups and because of natural selection they never show their numbers.

But I thought you guys liked alcohol.

>or speak Welsh.
Why not?

>you can't attack someone who is breaking into your house

Easily the most retarded law ever.

Same here.
Some guy was sentenced for decades in prison because he killed a junkie burglar in self-defense.

You guys need some FREEDOM

It's forbidden to leave your house without ID.

>It still isn't adding up, solar panels were a mistake

Yeah I hear that a lot from people with smaller arrays. How many panels do you have?

My total is 30 spread across four arrays, including the largest 16 panel one on my "carriage house" garage. My brother and I did all the work ourselves (thank fuck THAT was still legal) and for the first year it was great--then the switch came and it's gone from "Wow saving money and having a net $0 bill is cool" to "Haha boy I sure do love paying $330/mo for power because Duke now has a license to gouge!"

Total bullshit but Gov. Kucksich says it's "allowing more choices."

So now it stands that we have to find a safe way to tie in 30 micro-inverters to a DC-in DIY Tesla Powerwall situation and fight with Duke to remove my "net meter" from the property. I will be good and goddamn fucked if I pay these homos a dime.