The Allies 2: Electric Boogaloo

Are you ready to save the world again, lads? Who's ready to join us?

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Can I join?

Aliens not allowed

Aliens on our side! woo

Fuck Britain. Look through history America, they ruin everything.

You will regret this

what about Humgary?

Hahah this jealous cunt because he's not on the list.

Transparent as fuck you jealous twat, get out of here you criminal/abo offspring.

Against who? Germany? LMAO

Fuck off space niggers, you can crash on the moon

Include based Al Assad, Hungary, Bulgaria, Poland and Iran.

kek

russia will never ally with the us, they are playing buddies now that trump will get in, they actually have a mutual defense pact with the chinese

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shanghai_Cooperation_Organisation

dumb americans that think everyone wants to be their friends

WE STRUNK

look at great advertisement series of our military

youtube.com/watch?v=W3WdjGHYj8s

Our soldiers are capable to run even 200 meters...what do you have ?

Unbeatable alliance. All the important bits of the allies of ww2, but we actually like each other now

Russia's options:

-Let Euros take away the only foothold they have over them (gas)

-Beg America to pls stop

hmmmmm...

Trump said that Polish - American alliance is important to him so no excluding us burger.

China.

The British have literally nothing to offer anymore

>inb4 muh 1 nuclear sub

I am Locutus of BEADY. I am the beginning, the end, the one who is many.
Resistance is futile. Your life as it has been, is over. From this time forward, you will service us. Lower your arms and surrender your countries.
We will add your biological and cultural distinctiveness to our own. Your people and their habits will be assimilated.
We are the ANGLO.. Resistance as you know it is over.

We won't turn you into an ANGLODRONE. You're much too valuable to us with your individuality intact, people of Sup Forums. But you've left humanity behind. Try to abandon their petty emotions as well. Fear... anger... vanity... They've corrupted you. But the damage can be repaired.

Look at our assimilated peoples: They've left behind their trivial, selfish lives, and they've been reborn with a greater purpose. We've delivered them from chaos into order.

We have drawn our power from thousands of races across thousands of regions, since long before you were created, but now, they are all ANGLO.

You question us about the ARYAN, but their biological and technological distinctiveness was unremarkable. They were unworthy of assimilation; Why assimilate a species that would detract from perfection? ARYAN sentiment. Compassion, guilt, empathy - they're irrelevant.
We only wish to raise quality of life for all species.
Why do you resist?


We've come to make you an offer: join the Commonwealth and we'll spare Sup Forums. This offer is non-negotiable. You like having friends, don't you? Assimilation turns us all into friends. In fact, it brings us so close together, we can hear each other's posts.
Prepare to be COLONISED.

U r forgetting Japan, South Korea and Australia.

why the fuck are we allying with the phillipines and russia?

>Japan
Literally no army
>South Korea
Literally controled by feminists
>Australia
SJW, the cuntry.

We have actually got 4 nuclear subs I think and 8 hunter killers.

>Portugal
shitskin

inb4 swecuck, inb4 suck ahmeds dick, inb4 let my mom get raped by rapefugees etc

Glad to join the big league guys

We are not Sweden, sis.

Because our former allies have been cucked.

I inb4'd that as well as I ended my post with "etc".
Get fucked shitskin!

What flag is this? Moldova?

>Implying Sweden won't btfo everyone

you seem to be mistaken.

>Wanting to meet the same fate that Hitler and Napoleon did

Bong pls

you cant have russia without serbia.

Who are we going to war with? EU? Muslim countries? China? All of the above?

Because they are based. Russia needs to be an ally to bring an end to terrorism

put Poland and Hungary in as well

globalnation.inquirer.net/149668/duterte-wants-to-be-friends-with-trump-putin

Canada is ready but only if you paint us on the map too!

>Implying Sweden won't blow everyone
Fixed it for you Fampai.

Nigger are you serious?

that
is
ADORABLE
here's the (you) you baited for, now run along you delightful scamp

Are Poland and Hungary officially uncucked? Also I need a list of potential new Allies. France, Austria, anyone else on the verge of being uncucked?

Lets join swedes for fun. They've got a hell of a nerve and can into sitting piss.

Poland and Hungary haven't been cucked in decades

Yes i don't even care if it's as part of the Commonwealth just notice me Pls SENPAI

We have a common threat in the Chinese

>be germany
>decide to go to war against these
>mfw

how can swedes post on pol and expect to be taken seriously, their country is a caliphate, a joke. You have no power as a country, you are the eternal cuck, the joke of europe. Please know your place.

Now call me a copper stealing gipsy : DDDD

OK red = allies/potential allies
Blue = axis
Pink = such faggots that we wouldn't risk our troops there due to super aids

Gypsy whose side do you want to join

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Japs are still our allies

They're gonna get their own military and Make Asia Great Again

sign us up cunt

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You need to add Poland

Russia is only helping China because the U.S is acting like a bigger threat right now. If the U.S were to respect Russian power and its sphere of influence and work together in forming a fair, balanced of world power between the two then China will be utterly contained and unable to take advantage of Russia and the U.S.

China and Russia are really only allies for convenience, Russia has a lot to lose with closer relations to China. Hopefully the U.S will try and work with Russia and Russia is smart enough to take what it can get in a fair deal.

>China beats Russia
>America implodes
>50% of European countries switch sides

>a bunch of shitty bullpups and outdated cheap soviet copies
>army that's had no combat experience
>beating Russia or the US

Remember: if Russia or USA start to lose, we're taking the whole planet with us.

I could break out the leather/sports safety gear and crossbow a cunt or two. Any other cunts keen for an ANZAC rumble like old times?

Hasn't the history taught you? Quantity > Quality all the way.
Fair argument, will consider

What is the Seven Years War?

What is both world wars?
What is most of the wars waged by the Ottoman empire?

What is imperial China?

What were the coalition wars/Napoleonic Wars?

What was the Austro-Prussian War?

you amuse me

Quality of armies wins battles, but there are no major wars won with deficit.
You can have as many cherrypicked proofs as you want.

>cherry picked
>I brought forth more examples than you

Okay.

>2 World wars is less than Battle of Finland, battle between two similar armies, and Napoleonic war was actually backing my argument since Napoleon lost to numbers

>napoleon lost to numbers
Only in the last two coalitions. Not the previous 5, genius

>a war between two similar armies
Austro-Hungarian army was 100,000 stronger than the Prussian but still lost because the Prussians had quality.

>still hasn't acknowledged the Seven Years War

The world wars don't stand as examples of quality overtaking quantity because there were no qualitative advantages. The American and British armies were just as well trained and well equipped as the Germans. When quality levels are comparable ofc numbers will win.

>still hasn't acknowledged the Seven Years War
Seven years war was won by Prussians because Russians switched sides, even Hitler understood this.

the germany/japan side

Please liberate or nuke us.

Either way is fine. Just end it.

This is starting to look too much like WW2, but the ideologies flipped.

We have to get France and Germany.

Also, it looks like the Japs are pretty excited about Trump.

Yeah, people keep saying that.

I'll believe it when it happens.

Singapore is on the Trump train

The HRE, France, Sweden, and Spain still had a numbers advantage over Prussia even without Russia. Prussia was winning before Russia withdrew even with exponentially lower numbers.

Our entire industry hinges on weapon export to USA, so we'd probably follow you like a puppy

IRELAND CHEKKKING IN

We're not much in open warfare anymore but put us in enemy territory and we'll make rebellions every generation for at least 800 years